From
TES issue 46 (July 2007)
Series 3.
Level 1/2.
VELDA.
Velda was the first of
Knightmare’s three elves. Like
Pickle, she was a wood
elf, although her personality was far less sunny than his. Velda carried a crossbow and several daggers, and lived in the realm of the Elven Kin, which could be all too easily accessed from Knightmare Castle during series 3. Velda soon became aware of this fact, and voiced her displeasure about it whenever she could. She was played by
Natasha Pope, the actress who also brought us
Brangwen and
Morghanna.
Velda’s first appearance was in the first episode of series 3. She had a brief encounter with Gavin, who had to win her over with courtesy in order to earn her help. Upon being asked if she would please let the
dungeoneer pass, Velda parted with a
step clue and set Gavin on the right path. This was a strange little scene, the premise of which was never revisited.
It was more usual to meet Velda in the
Vale of Vanburn, which was the rocky area with the waterfall at the end of the
Dungeon Valley. It was here that Velda’s extreme dislike for
goblins was revealed, as well as her affinity for seeing off
ogres by kneeing them in the privates!
In the Vale of Vanburn, Velda gave Simon a step clue after he had thrown down a gauntlet to prove his allegiance to the quest, turned up in answer to a
horn-blast to shoot the Armoured
Behemoth for James, and rewarded Kelly with a
TRANSFORM spell in exchange for a rose: ”It is a fair token indeed; no one would carry this instead of a weapon if their feet were on the dark path.” – Velda.
The trend that James set for calling Velda with a horn was continued later in the series, when Scott called her to get rid of the Armoured Behemoth in the Dungeon
Kitchen. After dispatching the enemy, Velda held forth for some time about what a travesty it was that she kept having to answer dungeoneers’ calls for help, and told Treguard to find a way to mend the breach between the two worlds or risk an elf invasion! This was Velda’s most outspoken and fiery appearance, and summed up her character rather well, as
Treguard was quick to point out: ”Such a vibrant young lady, don’t you think? Or perhaps strident would be a better word.” – Treguard.
Velda’s final two appearances (in episodes 13 and 14 of series 3) saw her bound and tied as a helpless prisoner, and it was Julie’s and then Martin’s task to free her in order to earn her help. In her one appearance on level two, Velda had to be rescued from some goblins by dungeoneer Julie. In return for this aid, Velda gave Julie a large green
gem, which she described as an elven stone. In series 5, this snippet of information was explored further, as it was revealed that
Elita would do just about anything for a green stone. Hmm, now that’s a useful tip to remember…
Julie’s rescue scene was pretty much played out all over again in the next episode, as Martin found Velda tied to a wall. He had a
key with which to free her, in exchange for which she gave him a useful hint and a step clue. This was a slightly inglorious final appearance for the character, who had certainly proved to be an important (well, loud anyway) part of series 3.
Fear Factor: 6 Armed and dangerous!
Killer Instinct: 1 If handled incorrectly, she could have proved deadly.
Humour Rating: 2 Seemed to take life very seriously indeed.
Oscar Standard: 7 A little one-dimensional, and rather forgettable, I’m afraid.