From
TES issue 8 (September 1997)
SERIES 4-6 : PICKLE
I have always been a big fan of Pickle, ever since his mysterious introduction back in 1990...
To refresh the more forgetful among you, Pickle simply appeared in
Treguards throne room at the beginning of series 4, welcoming the first
dungeoneer of the series. Other than that, we were given few clues as to how Pickle came to reside with Treguard in
Knightmare Castle. However, as series four 'branched' out (ho ho) into the forests around Knightmare Castle, Pickle served an invaluable purpose as a source of information regarding
elf paths, secret passages, and the various pitfalls of the greenwood.
David Learner provided a brilliant portrayal of Elvish cunning, as Pickle constantly attempted to aid every quest, much to Treguards annoyance. This assistance took many forms, including advice on which quest to take, sneaking
food into the
knapsack, and - possibly Pickles finest hour - actually dashing through the
dungeon portal and joining a quest !
The rather hapless Simon was the lucky recipient of Pickle's help, after he was ambushed by
Fatilla. Leaving Treguard fuming, Pickle convinced Fatilla that Simon was actually the leader of a huge army, all of whom weren't far behind ! Fortunately, this scheme worked, although Pickle wasn't quite so fortunate, earning a severe ticking off from Treguard !
Perhaps the most frustrating aspect of Pickle's time on Knightmare, was that he was an extremely inflexible character. Apart from the brief excursion mentioned above, Pickle was forced to remain in the dungeon
antechamber with Treguard. Clearly this restricted Pickle to being almost entirely scripted - unlike most Knightmare characters. This was particularly apparent in series 4, when both Treguard and Pickle seemed to say almost exactly the same lines at the same point in each and every quest!
Therefore, I feel credit must be given to David Learner for overcoming this, and still making Pickle an interesting character in spite of rather poor material. In fairness, Pickle and Treguard were able to inject a degree of variety at the beginning and end of each episode. A classic example being Pickle's closing line, when he politely asked viewers to "
Bog Off" !
The role of assistant to Treguard was, of course, totally uncharted territory prior to series 4. This is clearly another plus point for Pickle, as I feel he was never too intrusive, which would have become merely irritating to Knightmare die-hards. Instead, Pickle became a worthy addition to the whole format. To nervous young
teams, the presence of someone clearly trying to help, would undoubtedly aid them in settling their nerves and fears. Yet, during the more scary moments, the tension for the viewer at home could only be enhanced by gasps of fear, or Pickle's urgent voice as hurried the team to safety.
Glowing praise, I'm sure you will agree ! I did try to think of bad points, but Pickle has always been amongst my favourite characters ! I must admit, when series 4 began, and it became clear that Treguard would always have an assistant from that point, I had great doubts. What was wrong with Knightmare before ? Will Pickle make the quest too easy for the teams ? Knightmare fans everywhere may have had similar reservations...
The fact that those doubts were unfounded is a testament to
Tim Child, for being brave enough to change the format in that way, by ensuring that Pickle never interfered to an annoying extent.
Fear Factor : 0 Tended to be frightened, rather than frightening!
Humour Rating : 8 Always ready to amuse the team, and to annoy Treguard!
Killer Instinct : 0 Wouldn't hurt a fly!
Oscar Standard : 10 Perfectly Elvish, David Learner - we salute you!
Written by and submitted with the kind permission of
Paul McIntosh.