From
TES issue 56 (March 2009)
Series 1.
Level 2.
GIBBET
Along with
Cedric and
Gumboil, Gibbet was one of the level two guards in series 1. And that’s all there is to say about him really! Not being named in the closing credits of the series and having only two appearances in total, Gibbet was always likely to fade into the grey mists of obscurity, and so he did. Despite being uncredited, it has emerged in recent years that Gibbet was played by Alec “
Folly” Westwood, although there wasn’t really anyone else he could have been played by, looking at all the series 1 actors. I’m sure this means that Alec Westwood is the only
Knightmare actor to start off with two characters and then move down to one in the next series, rather than sticking with two or moving up to three. However, I digress.
Gibbet was a hostile character with short blond hair and a northern accent, and for this reason he reminded me strongly of
Fidjit when I first rewatched series 1. However, he turned out to be far more disagreeable than Fidjit (who was more than a little disagreeable most of the time) when he ruthlessly killed the first
dungeoneer he met, namely Simon, near the start of the fourth episode of the series.
This was entirely due to advisor error, of course. On guard in the
wellway room at the end of level two, Gibbet was rudely awoken from his slumber by Simon’s
LANTERN spell, and promised the intruding dungeoneer instant death. Quite obviously, the team should have cast the offensive
ANVIL spell on Gibbet to knock him out, but they
dispelled LANTERN instead, bringing a swift (and dark) end to Simon’s quest: ”Turning the lantern off did not save Simon from the guard.” –
Treguard. Interestingly enough, this was Alec Westwood’s first appearance on the programme – Folly was to feature for the first time a little later in the same episode.
Gibbet was back for the final episode of series 1, again guarding the
wellway at the end of level two and again in a very ugly mood. However, this time the
password – Cyclops – was all that dungeoneer Richard required in order to placate the unfriendly guard: ”Pass, stranger; but don’t linger! I may have let you go, but I don’t have to like you!” – Gibbet.
And that really is all there is to say about Gibbet. With only two relatively short appearances, he was never likely to become a classic character, but at least he managed to bag himself a victim, unlike many of the guards. Obviously
Tim Child and friends thought that it would be unnecessary or unwise to include Gibbet in series 2, and
Olaf was brought in to join Gumboil and Cedric on guard duty. I have never felt particularly upset about this decision, it has to be said, but who knows? Maybe with a few more appearances, Gibbet would have been able to flex his wings and find the time to grow into a popular character… or maybe not.
Fear Factor: 6 Very hostile, and obviously a real threat.
Killer Instinct: 9 Had a huge killer instinct, and let it loose on Simon!
Humour Rating: 0 No sense of humour whatsoever, not even a sick one!
Oscar Standard: 7 There was nowhere to go with the character, really.