Interactive Knightmare
Interactive Knightmare
Name Morgaine of Evil
Age How rude! I think that’s a woman’s prerogative!
Race Human/Witch
Homeplace Ante-chamber in Level 3
Nicknames None
Quotes None

 
Who Are You?
An evil bitch-witch with extremely high assets (quite literally)

Am I Safe To Have Supper With You?
Ooh, yes please, dearies!

Character Background
Morgaine is rumoured to be the offspring of something unspecified and unknown. An extremely dangerous witch, she is not to be fooled about with (unless she asks!). Morgaine hates dungeoneers more than anything else and likes to boss people around. Fear her!

P.S. She seems to lose assistants often, mysteriously.
P.P.S. She also has a very big wardrobe.
P.P.P.S. And a very big, uh, ‘department’. She can’t even shop at Marks & Sparks any more, they don’t stock her size