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 [Related Image] Team 7 of Series 4 was gifted this spell by Motley. The fact that a supposedly professional jester possesses magic to make other people laugh is an intriguing one, though Motley claimed that he couldn't get the magic to work. JOKE was cast to induce uncontrollable laughter in Fatilla, allowing Jeremy the dungeoneer to utilise the wellway that Fatilla had been guarding.

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[Earlier version: 2007-01-21 20:12:34]

Provided By: David, 2009-11-20 19:50:55
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Jokes told by Knightmare characters and contestants include:

"What's the difference between a crazy rabbit and counterfeit money? One's a mad bunny and the other's bad money."
Team 4 of Series 3 to Motley

"Why did the punk cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken."
Dungeoneer Martin (Team 11 of Series 3) to Motley

"Sacra templa, poeta taberna quarabat." (Inexact Latin which translates as: The priest was seeking the temple; the poet, the pub.")
Brother Mace to dungeoneer Helen (Team 1 of Series 4)

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side."
Dungeoneer Jeremy Team 7 of Series 4

"What did the assassin say to the victim? Knife to meet ya!"
Motley, to dungeoneer Giles (Team 8 of Series 4) and other patrons of the Crazed Heifer. They reacted by throwing vegetables at Motley

"Why did the dragon cross the road?"
"I dunno."
"To get his pension."
"But I don't get it."
"Neither did the dragon: he wasn't 65."

Dungeoneer Dunstan (Team 6 of Series 8) to Smirkenorff and Motley

Also in Quest 6 of Series 8, Motley referred to a joke about the Englishman, the Irishman and the goblin. He did the same thing during the first quest he appeared in (Team 2 of Series 3).

Motley told Dickon (Team 6 of Series 4) that he had been put in the pillory after telling a "saucy" joke about three assassins and a sorceress.

In the quest of Team 6 of Series 7, Majida questioned whether the scroll clue 'One for the road... two for a friend.' was an "English joke".

Provided By: David, 2021-03-27 15:06:11
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