Back in the good ol' days there was a web-site called Neils Knightmare trading post which was buzzing hive of Knightmare fan contributions and trading stuffs. One popular feature that many old folk remember is that of "Ask Alex". Resident Alex would attempt to fend off the numerous questions posed to him by fans putting his vast Knightmare knowledge to the test. Many of his responses were considerably amusing as they had a unique blend of truth and humour. Well many years have passed and so steps forth a new hero in this hommage and reincarnation in the form of "Beg Billy". May it bring back the light that was once lost.