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Jeremy Gaylords |
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Human |
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Closet |
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Jez, Jems |
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'It could be me, it could be you!', 'Don't Leave!!' |
A little busybody and pain in the bottom for most people. I hang about level 2 mostly, falling madly in love with anyone and everyone.
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Well, dearest, you're most welcome to eat out with me anytime! I really recommend my favourite, cottager pie.
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Ooooh, hello my dearests, and a lovely firm welcome to my space. I love sharing my space, dearies, all hours of the day and night. I'm a newcomer to the dungeon, and so enjoy poking my nose (and all else) around occasionally to pick up tit-bits of information to share with all the lovely questors.
So, where did I spring from? (Facts of life, dearies) Well, as adventurous and experimental as one can be in young manly life, I felt a strong urge within me to get my pink banana going. And so I did it, my keen listeners - I started my little business, selling my pink bananas by the river. It did not work wonderfully at first, dearies, but a day trip to Brighton cut me to the quick! My banana went dry - my venture sold out, and so renound was my name and my glossy pink shirt that the BBC asked me to be on Little Britain. I could not have my extrovert nature so exploited!
The delightful Frégo and his so handsome, yet so disagreeable master came to Earth, and were followed by a little evil overlord of my dreams. I was overcome, my dearests, completely smitten, and *Don't leave!!* I pursued my fancypiece over the lands; my crazy affection too pressing for the resistant magic, and he withered in exhaustion. And yet, I had apparently done the lovely Mr Frégo such a favour that he invited me back to his realm. And so, my dearests, I am here to emerge and spread myself; in fact, I will bend over backwards, or even perhaps forwards, to help you out. I just simply can't wait to see you. Love and tickles... |
