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13:35:56 Pooka has joined the room
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14:01:46 Pooka has joined the room
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19:39:51 LordFear has joined the room
19:40:14 LordFear Greetings
19:40:20 Forester Hi
19:40:44 LordFear how r uthis evening?
19:40:56 Forester I'm OK.
19:41:05 LordFear good
19:41:15 Forester Just winding down after being called upon to remove msblast from someone's pc.
19:41:51 LordFear ah i see
19:42:31 Billy1987-1994 has joined the room
19:42:40 Billy1987-1994 Greetings F&F!
19:42:46 LordFear Greetings
19:44:10 Malefact has joined the room
19:44:35 Malefact Hmm! Early arrivals.
19:44:36 Malefact Hi!
19:44:40 Billy1987-1994 Greetings Malefact!
19:44:58 Billy1987-1994 Well, I checked Cypher's logs to see if anyone was in, and since they were I joined
19:45:06 Malefact Same here.
19:45:17 LordFear Greetings Malefact
19:45:20 Malefact Hi!
19:45:55 LordFear how r u this evening?
19:46:17 Malefact I am approximately 30% happy.
19:46:29 Billy1987-1994 Oh dear
19:46:33 LordFear that doesn't sound so good
19:46:53 Forester He might be 70% okay though
19:46:53 Malefact It's a big improvement, actually - for a very long time I've only been at about 5%.
19:47:02 Billy1987-1994 And it's showed!
19:47:10 Malefact Indeed it has.
19:47:20 LordFear well, i guess that in itself is something to be happy about
19:47:29 Malefact With a huge chunk of luck, I may well be about 90% before the year is out.
19:47:38 Billy1987-1994 I'm about 60% meself
19:48:07 LordFear I'm at about -5%
19:48:23 Pooka has joined the room
19:48:28 Billy1987-1994 So you're not happy at all...that's even worse
19:48:28 Malefact Hi Pooka!
19:48:32 Pooka Hi.
19:48:41 Billy1987-1994 Greetings Pooka! (ka-ka)
19:48:42 Malefact I know what 5% is like. It ain't nice.
19:49:30 LordFear no, I'm not really happy at all
19:49:43 Malefact Do you want to talk about it?
19:50:17 Billy1987-1994 Well, I've had 4 hours of sleep today because of the trojan and this mornings boot sale
19:50:27 Malefact I read about that.
19:50:37 Debz has joined the room
19:50:45 Billy1987-1994 Then again, the good bargains cheered me up
19:50:45 Malefact Hi Debz!
19:50:46 Debz Hello
19:50:49 Billy1987-1994 Greetings Debz!
19:50:59 Debz Hey all, hows it going?
19:51:10 Malefact Not too bad, thanks. Yourself?
19:51:45 Debz A little tired, but I cant complain
19:51:53 Debz :)
19:52:25 Malefact Sorry to drag this up again, but a few people are still waiting for some certain things.
19:52:34 LordFear has left the room
19:52:36 Debz Uh-oh
19:53:02 Billy1987-1994 ?
19:53:29 Malefact Sorry to be vague but I have to be here what with recent warnings.
19:53:30 Debz What things?
19:54:41 LordFear has joined the room
19:54:46 Malefact WB!
19:54:51 LordFear thankyou
19:54:56 Billy1987-1994 Welcome back!
19:55:20 LordFear again, thankyou
19:55:29 Billy1987-1994 You know you're obsessed with Knightmare when you start dreaming about it
19:55:52 LordFear I can honestly say that I have never dreamed about Knightmare
19:56:02 Billy1987-1994 I was talking about myself! :o
19:56:19 LordFear possibly the occasional nightmare (pardon the pun) when I was younger though
19:57:21 Pooka I dreamed once about dungeoneers delaying too long in the antechamber and then a grey pooka came out and ate them all.
19:57:35 Billy1987-1994 That's an interesting one
19:58:21 Malefact I think I mentioned before that I had a dream in early 1990, predicting the door monsters of series 4.
19:59:07 LordFear Dooris, Doorkis and Dooreen (now those are some nasty puns)
19:59:36 Malefact Yeah. Great, innit? :D
20:00:14 LordFear yeah
20:02:10 LordFear anyway, sorry for the short stay, but i have to go and sort out what little love life I have left
20:02:19 LordFear so I'll catch you all next week hopefully
20:02:19 Billy1987-1994 Of course, Treguard without fail would always say that Doorkis is not quite as miserable as Dooris. Every single time
20:02:47 LordFear has left the room
20:03:03 Billy1987-1994 Looks like he's been dumped
20:03:37 Malefact Hence the 5%.
20:03:46 Billy1987-1994 Indeed!
20:04:38 *Malefact wonders what it must be like to have a love life and promptly malfunctions
20:05:50 Billy1987-1994 So...192 going soon, what directory enquires service will you be calling?
20:06:01 Malefact I don't. :)
20:06:33 Billy1987-1994 'will'!
20:06:45 Pooka 118888.
20:06:50 Malefact OK. I won't. :)
20:07:02 Billy1987-1994 I'm going with that to, seems the cheapest out the lot
20:07:29 Billy1987-1994 And I can irritate them by singing the jingle over and over again
20:08:31 Billy1987-1994 Ok...new topic!
20:09:06 Malefact Cake!
20:09:23 Debz The blokes in that advert look like adams father, 70s reject
20:14:34 Thanatos has joined the room
20:14:37 Thanatos Greetings, all.
20:14:41 Malefact Hi Thanatos!
20:15:04 Billy1987-1994 Greetings Thanatos!
20:16:33 Pooka I like cake, if that helps.
20:17:19 Malefact I like most cake, but not the life force one.
20:17:25 Thanatos The UKIP candidate at my school's mock election stood on a platform of liking cake, looking like Phil Jupitus (which he doesn't) and something called donkey magic.
20:17:29 Thanatos LOL at Malefact.
20:17:37 Billy1987-1994 So that's 4 who like cake
20:17:48 Thanatos I like some cake.
20:17:56 Pooka Didn't the UKIP guy dance round to "The One And Only"?
20:18:08 Thanatos I've told you this one before, evidently.
20:18:17 Ark has joined the room
20:18:25 Thanatos Greetings, Ark.
20:18:28 Ark Hey guys
20:18:42 Billy1987-1994 Ah, greetings Ark! Haven't seen you in here in a while!
20:19:06 Debz hello Ark
20:19:09 Ark It's true. Guess who's computer fan broke down a while back. :(
20:19:21 Malefact Hi!
20:19:28 Billy1987-1994 Yes, we've all had computer troubles recently
20:19:31 Malefact Bill Gates'?
20:19:38 *Ark revels in his newly replaced fan
20:19:53 Ark So, what have I missed?
20:21:04 Malefact The Km-on-DVD petition.
20:21:32 Ark Oh yes. How's that going?
20:21:49 Malefact It's closed now, but it's got over 1000 signatures.
20:22:04 Malefact That figure may decrease as inadmissable ones are removed, though.
20:22:08 Ark Cool. Did it work?
20:22:18 Malefact It hasn't been handed over yet. :)
20:22:20 Billy1987-1994 I don't think it will to be honest
20:22:52 Billy1987-1994 Sorry to be pessimistic, but it's much easier to click a few buttons on a computer than to send a letter off asking for Knightmare on DVD
20:23:03 *Ark wants Knightmare DVDs. And Series 2 Twin Peaks. And MST2K would be good too...
20:23:11 Ark *MST3K
20:23:49 Malefact It's the best way of getting support, though.
20:23:59 Malefact We couldn't have expected 1000 people to sit down and write a letter.
20:24:46 Ark Pedantic mode - I'm sure that 1000 people sat down and wrote a letter today.
20:24:51 Ark Just not about Knightmare. :(
20:25:04 Malefact Thankyou for that classic line, Ark. ;)
20:25:25 Ark Heh heh heh
20:26:15 Ark "Join us again for Knightmare...or the Elf gets it!"
20:26:35 Malefact :)
20:27:28 Ark Sean Connery as Treguard...
20:27:42 Ark Welcome, Watchersh of Illushion. To the Cashtle of Confushion...
20:28:49 Malefact :D
20:29:04 Malefact Hey, Pickle, you're a shite for shore eyesh!
20:29:10 Thanatos "My name is Dunshelm, Treguard Dunshelm."
20:29:47 Ark Jack Nicholson...
20:29:59 Ark *smashes through door* Heeeere's KNIGHTMARE!!!
20:30:37 Thanatos "I'm gonna tell you what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna give you the goddamn knapsack, strap the eyeshield onto your arm and put the freakin' helm of justice on your head."
20:31:03 Ark Dungeoneer: Er...you forgot the Reach Wand...
20:31:17 Billy1987-1994 "I'll Reach Wand you in a minute!"
20:31:43 Ark Hehehe...
20:31:58 Ark Eric Morcambe...
20:32:16 Ark Hello there, my little fat Dungeoneer. How's the short, fat, hairless helmet?
20:32:54 Malefact Oo-er! :)
20:33:06 Billy1987-1994 If this goes on we'll have Kenneth Williams, Sid James and the rest in 'Carry on Knightmare'
20:33:12 Ark :)
20:33:20 Ark Knightmare - The Opera!
20:33:30 Billy1987-1994 The Musical!
20:33:41 Thanatos Oh dear.
20:34:09 Billy1987-1994 Starring Jeremy Beadle as Treguard!
20:34:11 Ark "Welcome oh watchers who love their Illusion, to my mysterious castle of fun and confusion..."
20:34:30 Billy1987-1994 The PANTOMINE!
20:34:38 Ark Watch out, Treguard's about...
20:35:13 Thanatos I can see entertaining "behind you" scenes with the likes of Skarkill and Hand.s
20:35:19 Thanatos *Hands.
20:35:38 Billy1987-1994 "Caution team, Mogdred's magic is black magic" "Oh no it isn't!" "OH YES IT IS!" "OH NO IT ISN'T!" "OH YES IT IS!"
20:35:53 Ark Knightmare the Sitcom...
20:36:12 Thanatos Don't go there.
20:36:26 Billy1987-1994 Treguard enters through the door and says "Pickle, I'm home!" Cue whooping applause from audience
20:36:51 Thanatos I still like the musical idea - Motley and Mellisandre as M. and Mme. Thenardier from Les Miserables...
20:37:04 Thanatos "Everybody raise a glass!" "Raise it up the jester's arse!"
20:37:14 Ark brb
20:37:29 Billy1987-1994 Alrighty
20:38:17 Pooka I started writing a KM musical once...
20:38:26 *Debz thinjks she will adopt Thanatos' phrase as it is fab!
20:38:44 Billy1987-1994 Ooh! Lrt's hear it, Pooka!
20:38:51 Ark Back - my nephew pulled an iron onto his head...
20:39:03 Pooka No. It's gone forever, I think...
20:39:22 Billy1987-1994 The iron? Oh, right, the musical
20:42:14 Pooka Back in a bit.
20:44:10 Thanatos You'd do better, Debz, to go to the source of the line it's based on and splash out on some good seats for Les Miserables - I'd reccommend it to anyone.
20:44:28 Thanatos Is your nephew OK, Ark?
20:45:23 Ark Well, he's running around again and laughing, so I'd say yes
20:45:56 Ark wb,. Pooka
20:46:00 Pooka TY
20:46:49 Thanatos "TY"?
20:46:57 *Ark juggles jugglers
20:47:17 Pooka Thank You.
20:47:28 Billy1987-1994 I've just thought, what is it with the Knightmare community and the word A?
20:47:57 Thanatos I beg your pardon, Billy?
20:48:11 Ark Well, there's not too much choice, there being only 5 vowels...
20:48:20 Billy1987-1994 There's lots of KM community members who begin with A
20:48:48 Ark They all copied me!
20:49:00 Thanatos Ark, Adam...who else?
20:49:06 Billy1987-1994 Alex
20:49:08 Thanatos If Adam still counts.
20:49:26 Thanatos Oh, and Andrew (also as in "Ask").
20:50:00 Billy1987-1994 And the other Adam, who had name that I always spell wrong also beginning with A
20:50:19 Billy1987-1994 Amiaiy?
20:50:20 Pooka Aymiay. Adam Burrows.
20:50:32 Billy1987-1994 That's the one. Not forgetting Alan Boyd?
20:50:47 Malefact My real name is Andrew.
20:50:57 Billy1987-1994 Replace that ? with a . and all systems will be go
20:51:12 Pooka Alan's more commonly known as Mystara, but yeah, he counts, as does Malefact.
20:51:49 Namenthus has joined the room
20:51:51 Namenthus cha cha cha
20:51:54 Namenthus doo doo
20:51:57 Billy1987-1994 Hidey ho!
20:52:07 Namenthus hoooohahahahha
20:52:08 Malefact Hi!
20:52:08 Thanatos Greetings, Namenthus.
20:52:30 Ark Hey there
20:52:44 Namenthus ho there
20:52:48 Namenthus ;)
20:52:50 Namenthus bye
20:52:51 Namenthus ;)
20:52:55 Billy1987-1994 ..bye!
20:53:00 Namenthus has left the room
20:53:07 Billy1987-1994 Interesting
20:55:49 *Debz still has 1333 emails to check through and is getting sick of Outlook
20:56:32 Billy1987-1994 I use Outlook Express and Hotmail myself
20:57:09 muziana has joined the room
20:57:25 Malefact Hi muziana!
20:57:27 Billy1987-1994 Greetings muziana!
20:57:39 muziana Hi-lo there.
20:57:49 Aranel has joined the room
20:57:56 Aranel 'Lo!
20:58:01 Malefact Hi Aranel!
20:58:04 muziana Hi.
20:58:09 Billy1987-1994 Greetings Aranel! Haven't seen you in here in a while
20:58:15 Thanatos Greetings, Aranel.
20:58:20 Thanatos And Muziana.
20:58:29 Aranel Heya Malefact, Billy, Muziana, Thanatos...Everyone!
20:58:45 Pooka Hi love.
20:58:54 Aranel I've been on holiday with Iniquity and some friends
20:59:14 Billy1987-1994 I see!
20:59:29 Aranel So do I! I've got eyes and everything ;o)
20:59:36 muziana Hello love, sorry, @Fluffy.
20:59:47 muziana Hehe.
20:59:49 Pooka ?
20:59:51 Aranel How's everyone this eve?
20:59:52 Ark Hey there
21:00:29 Malefact I'm about 30% happy today.
21:00:29 Aranel Hi, Ark
21:00:30 muziana I've had a very-not-good day but I feel very-mediocre now. You?
21:00:55 Aranel Good, good. Glad everyone's at least alright. I'm okay thanks, just a little tired
21:01:22 Ark I was kidnapped by aliens, and ended up saving the world in ways impossible to verify
21:02:06 Aranel Well...I'm sure that's an every day experience for you lad..;)
21:02:13 Aranel Or gal
21:02:22 *Aranel hangs head in confusion
21:02:51 *muziana hangs head on wall
21:03:01 Aranel My head?
21:03:03 Pooka Whose head?
21:03:07 muziana My head.
21:03:23 Ark It's lad. :) I have proof, but I'd probably be booted off if I presented it. *dodges the rotten tomatoes*
21:03:24 Aranel Aaah, I see
21:04:10 Aranel Well, Muziana, it looks good. Although it'd be prefered if it were on your neck. I may be a warrior, but I have my limits
21:04:30 Aranel And as for you Ark, the less said the better ;)
21:04:43 Ark Why do people keep saying that about me?
21:05:10 Aranel Aww
21:05:13 *Aranel hugs Ark
21:05:20 Kieran has joined the room
21:05:21 Ark Thanks *hugs*
21:05:26 Malefact Hi Kieran!
21:05:29 Thanatos Greetings, Kieran.
21:05:32 Ark Hey there
21:05:33 muziana Hello, Sir.
21:05:34 Aranel Heya, Kieran!
21:05:35 muziana :P
21:05:48 Kieran Hello all.
21:06:00 Pooka hi
21:06:07 Pooka JK
21:06:10 Pooka K*
21:06:18 Billy1987-1994 Greetings Kieran!
21:06:26 Kieran Glad to see the place in full swing
21:06:39 Kieran Nnice to see Ark, Aranel and Debz about too!
21:06:44 *Kieran waves
21:06:49 Aranel Aww, shucks ;)
21:06:52 *Aranel waves back
21:06:54 muziana We're not really talking about much, but you could call this full swing, I guess.
21:07:07 Ark Hello!
21:07:09 Pooka Yeah, it's been a weird night, with rare people turnin' up.
21:07:14 *Ark juggles watermelons
21:07:35 Kieran Skillful as always.
21:07:36 *muziana huggles biscuits
21:07:38 muziana *juggles
21:08:02 muziana Damn, I dropped them. Ah well.
21:08:10 *Pooka can't juggle
21:08:28 muziana Neither can I.
21:08:35 *Ark catches the biscuits, juggles them, then morphs the melons and biscuits into fruit pies
21:08:43 muziana PIE!
21:08:57 Pooka Mmmm, pie..... damn, you beta me to it.
21:08:57 *Aranel takes the biscuits and begins her supper
21:09:01 Debz Hey Kieran, I am sort of about anyway :)
21:09:20 *Ark is now juggling air that used to have pie in it
21:09:23 Kieran Only sort of? Better than usual then ;-)
21:09:32 Aranel brb
21:09:33 Ark So Kieran, how've you been?
21:09:53 Debz :p sort of flitting between checking 4wks of email and chatting :)
21:10:27 Kieran Well things are going ok at the moment sir, yourself?
21:10:30 Aranel bk
21:11:32 Ark Well, I was forced out of my body by a soul-stealing entity called the Defiant One, but I managed to grab my body back and seal him in the remains of Atlantis
21:11:39 Ark Otherwise, nothing much happening
21:12:07 Aranel *raises an eyebrow* I baked cake
21:12:52 Kieran Now hold on, I own half of that city, you think that not telling me about that was wise? Hmm? I mean last time I did anything for you had to PLAY CARDS with Dungeoneers, do you have any idea what that did to me? Oh and of course you did NOT help when I had that affair with Morgaine. You could have warned me!
21:13:27 Aranel *raises her hand* I...uuh....I baked cake...Guys
21:13:44 muziana Cake and pie. Lovely.
21:13:57 *Ark changes into Dr Forrester
21:14:06 Ark What do you want from me? I'm evil!!!
21:14:12 Ark EEEEEEEVVVVVVVIIIILLLLLLL!!!!!!!!
21:14:13 *Pooka grins
21:14:16 muziana You're a naughty boy!
21:14:18 muziana :P
21:14:32 *Kieran hands a pan and brush to the evil one
21:14:59 Aranel Great....An evil guy with a pan and brush...This could either be very amusing or very tear jerking.
21:15:00 *Ark hides in a box
21:15:09 *Aranel gets out her broadsword just incase
21:15:19 *Thanatos gets out his swordfish
21:15:33 *Billy1987-1994 gets out his fishcake
21:15:38 *Ark calls out Boney, the baby Catacomb Bite
21:15:52 Pooka It;s catacombite.
21:15:58 *muziana gets out her poached goldfish
21:16:21 Ark Boney's a baby! He can't spell yet!
21:16:22 *Pooka gets out his nuclear appendage
21:16:40 *Aranel steps back slowly, hugging her broadsword
21:16:45 *muziana sniggers at Pooka's nuclear appendage
21:17:19 *Kieran pokes Aranel
21:17:30 Pooka What? It's just nuclear!
21:17:34 *muziana pokes the pooka
21:17:35 Ark Now, Boney...DESTROY! Destroy everything! ...er, please? Destroy! Quit nuzzling me! And put down that teddy bear!
21:17:40 muziana ;)
21:17:59 Pooka Ouch. My back is hurting.
21:18:05 Ark Nuclear appendage? Powered by *clawed hand* NUCLEAR POWER...
21:18:14 Kieran NUCLEAR POWER!!
21:18:30 muziana NUCLEAR P .... no, I won't join in.
21:18:31 Malefact Gah! Ruddy adolescent in-jokes. :)
21:18:41 Ark Everyone say it:
21:18:45 Ark NUCLEAR POWER!!!
21:18:48 Kieran A video of it will be up soon I hope.
21:18:54 Pooka NUCLEAR POWER!
21:18:56 Kieran NUCLEAR POWER!!!!
21:19:05 Ark What, the nuclea..I mean, NUCLEAR POWER bit?
21:19:26 Kieran Yes, you see we did a group NUCLEAR POWER! on the last day of filming.
21:19:44 *Aranel pokes Kieran back
21:19:54 Ark Yes, now everyone say it. *stands by a loaded cannon* Say it...
21:20:08 muziana Ahem. Nuclear power.
21:20:14 *Aranel bottom lip wibbles
21:20:19 Malefact Fission or fusion? :)
21:20:20 Aranel Nuclear....Power??
21:20:34 *Kieran applauds Aranels efforts
21:20:41 muziana Wibbles. Hehe.
21:21:02 *Aranel grins at the applause
21:21:03 Billy1987-1994 Right then...
21:21:07 Aranel Left!
21:21:13 Billy1987-1994 Give me an N! Give me a U! Give me CLEAR POWER! NUCLEAR POWER!!
21:21:15 Ark There, that wasn't so hard, was it? Now...does anyone know how to turn a cannon off?
21:21:17 *Kieran shakes head
21:21:33 muziana Speaking of which, I must go and get my anti-wibbly pills. BRB.
21:21:35 Aranel Erm...press the red button?
21:21:36 Kieran Um...well....I um....
21:21:40 *Kieran runs away
21:21:43 Pooka NU-CLEAR: remove unwanted head and shoulders, in a flash!
21:21:50 *Aranel watches kieran, giggles
21:22:13 Ark OK...people, I don't want to spread any panic or alarm, but in about 17 seconds, you might want to duck and cover...
21:22:25 George_W_Bush NUCULAR POWER!
21:22:26 Aranel Duck? Where?
21:22:29 Kieran Stand him in front of it quick!
21:22:42 Malefact Hey, GWB! Why should you be entrustificated in that? :)
21:22:44 *Aranel looks for the duck
21:22:56 Ark FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!
21:23:00 *Pooka has to go for a bit
21:23:05 Aranel GET OUT OF THE HOLE THEN! ;)
21:23:06 Malefact I think they've misunderestimated him. :)
21:23:09 *Ark dives as a large duck is fired out of the cannon and over the horizon
21:23:29 Pooka has left the room
21:23:49 Kieran Hey look, its roasted, anyone hungry?
21:23:56 Aranel GWB: Y'know, most of our imports come from abroad
21:24:13 George_W_Bush My fellow Armenians...
21:24:18 *Kieran strokes his gun
21:24:19 Malefact >
21:24:47 *Aranel chuckles
21:24:49 George_W_Bush Having bombified Irate, we must now move on to Syrup, Lydia and North Carolina.
21:24:56 Aranel LOL!
21:25:13 George_W_Bush These five counties together form an Access card of evil.
21:25:16 The_Anti_Bush I have an idea! Let's hold fair, democratic elections that don't have fixed recounts when I lose!
21:25:52 George_W_Bush The allegizations that I fixated the electrecutions are without foundatibiliarity.
21:25:54 The_Anti_Bush And when we go to war, let's be honest rather than pretend those countries have weapons of mass destruction
21:26:30 *Aranel holds a conversation with her sword
21:27:10 muziboggedoff Hi-lo there.
21:27:28 George_W_Bush We must stand firm against international tourism and the Soviet, Cuboid, North Carolina and Bone China supporting Communication Party.
21:27:43 Malefact Aw, don't oil. The oil is all that oils.
21:28:07 Billy1987-1994 has left the room
21:28:15 Aranel *chuckles* Ping
21:28:25 Aranel I think I found my new word
21:28:31 *Aranel grins
21:28:43 Ark Custard?
21:29:04 Zoria has joined the room
21:29:14 Zoria Good grief, that stuff's scary!
21:29:25 Zoria Aranel! *grins*
21:29:29 Thanatos Greetings, Zoria
21:29:32 Kieran Hello....We arent that scary..!
21:29:37 Ark Hey there
21:29:39 Billy1987-1994 has joined the room
21:29:51 Thanatos Greetings, Billy.
21:29:52 Aranel heya Zoria!
21:29:58 Zoria Kieran: Yes you are! Especially when you get with Robin and start making comment about my dinner!
21:30:02 Zoria Hello Ark!
21:30:07 Billy1987-1994 Ta Thanatos, and Greetings Zoria!
21:30:13 Ark Hi there
21:30:18 Malefact Hi!
21:30:21 Zoria (FYI - Zoria = Iniquity, I've got a new name :p )
21:30:23 Kieran Zoria: Depends what you are eating ;-)
21:30:24 Zoria Hello Malefact!
21:30:35 Zoria *whaps Kieran* Behave!
21:30:36 Thanatos Since I mentioned (and impersonated) Bush, I may as well plug my anti-war song at http://www.fictionpress.com/read.php?storyid=1359258
21:30:40 *Ark juggles...er...I dunno, something shiny
21:30:50 Aranel Oooh! Can I have?
21:30:52 Zoria Ooh, you post on fictionpress.net!
21:30:58 Thanatos That's my only work there so far.
21:31:09 Zoria someone remind me how to do the whole action thingy?
21:31:18 muziana Ooh cool, I post there too.
21:31:19 Malefact It's /me action
21:31:20 Zoria Thanatos: Cool, I'll go and see!
21:31:23 Kieran '/me action
21:31:28 Zoria Thanks Malefact!
21:31:31 *muziana may not talk much as she is about to phone The Pook
21:31:33 Malefact np.
21:31:34 Zoria And you too Kieran, but you were too late :p
21:31:40 Thanatos I have two items on fanfiction.net (one under "Knightmare" and one under "Spoofs/Parodies")
21:31:52 Kieran Bah.
21:31:54 Billy1987-1994 These Knightmare fanfics are amazing, but surely it's easy to do one
21:32:17 Thanatos It was easy to write mine, but I found it bloody difficult when I tried writing a quest.
21:32:39 Ark I've got a couple on ff.net
21:32:46 Ark Not all that great ones
21:33:02 Billy1987-1994 Once upon a time Treguard was bored, and then Lord Fear came in, and said something, and then...er, Treguard spellcast him away, and then...and then Lillith appears! And...er....oh. Looks like I was wrong
21:33:37 Thanatos I very, very rarely think of anything good to write. I could be described (by those feeling unnecessarily well-disposed towards me) as a good writer who virtually always has writers' block.
21:34:05 Aranel Same, Thanatos. It's really difficult to find inspiration sometimes.
21:34:16 Billy1987-1994 Writers block, eh? I've had Nintendo finger but not sure about writers block
21:34:28 Malefact I've been adding to the Interactive Story #2 but I think I may have made it too strange for people to add to.
21:34:39 Zoria Eeep! I should try to keep up with what everyone's been saying, rather than playing with Elfman lyrics...
21:34:48 Aranel Spe'ial!
21:34:56 Zoria Quiet you!
21:35:03 Zoria Mind you, I'd much rather be playing with Elfman............
21:35:29 Billy1987-1994 I'll look at that story now, Male Fact
21:35:42 Malefact Ta, William! :)
21:36:03 *Aranel pokes Zoria
21:36:14 Malefact Much of my efforts are musical, though. I've put up the first two lyrics to my album in the Creative section of the back-up forum (for anyone who gives a flying f**k)
21:36:35 Billy1987-1994 There's a back up forum?
21:36:41 *Zoria squeals
21:36:51 Malefact Yup. The Proboards. It's a lot of fun over there, actually. :)
21:37:09 Billy1987-1994 I'll have to look at that too!
21:37:20 Malefact Goody! :)
21:38:15 Zoria Thanatos> Reviewed
21:38:35 Aranel Btw, is anyone else gonna eat some of that duck?
21:38:44 Aranel 'Cos I certainly am
21:39:01 Zoria Duck?!
21:39:08 *Zoria looks around*
21:39:14 Kieran Ark fried it in a canon
21:39:16 Zoria Why does no one ever tell me anything?!
21:39:41 *Aranel pats Zoria and starts slicing the duck with her sword
21:39:45 Thanatos Thanks, Zoria. Visit http://www.discoverynet.com/~ajsnead/allsongs_1/ssbanner.html to hear the tune and read the original lyrics (you don't have to install the plug-in it prompts you to to hear it).
21:40:05 Zoria Thought you were going to slice *me* with your sword then, Aranel! *hisses*
21:40:16 *Zoria runs off to the site Thanatos sent her to*
21:40:19 Aranel Well...Now that you mention it
21:40:28 Ark I didn't fry it in the cannon! I just...er...strategically increased its body heat to optimum temperature with ad-libbed tools
21:40:36 Zoria Ah! Cool!
21:40:38 Aranel Why do all of my opponents always run away?
21:40:51 *Aranel shrugs and eats duck
21:40:53 *Zoria hisses at Aranel as she returns, baring her fangs
21:40:55 *Kieran passes Ark his Pogo Stick
21:41:00 Kieran You left it in Manchester!
21:41:04 Zoria Go carve your damn duck, warrior
21:41:12 Aranel Already did, want some?
21:41:16 Zoria Yeah, ok
21:41:24 Ark My APS!!!
21:41:30 Aranel Uh?
21:41:33 *Ark grabs the Atomic Pogo Stick
21:41:40 Ark Thanks, Kieran!!!
21:41:43 *Zoria rummages in her bag and brings out some chocolate cake*
21:41:44 *Aranel hands Zoria some duck
21:41:56 Zoria eww, where did I get the chocolate?! Anyone want it???
21:41:57 Aranel Ooh!! Cake!
21:42:00 Zoria Thanks Aranel
21:42:02 *Ark jumps on the APS and promptly bounces head-first into the ceiling
21:42:03 Aranel Me!
21:42:06 *Zoria watches Ark
21:42:08 Zoria Bye...
21:42:12 *Zoria giggles
21:42:13 Kieran Oh God no, its happened again
21:42:27 Zoria He do this often? *grins*
21:42:29 *Ark staggers
21:42:30 Malefact I would also like to have my cake and eat it.
21:42:41 *Zoria hands Malefact some cake
21:42:48 Aranel brb
21:42:53 Zoria kies
21:43:01 Kieran Ok.
21:43:05 *Zoria looks at the huge pile of work she has to type up, and sighs
21:43:18 Malefact Ta! :)
21:43:30 *Zoria grins at Malefact
21:43:37 Ark Good night, fair prince, and may flights of Angels sing thee to thy res *collapses*
21:43:59 *Zoria blinks in utter confusion, then bounds over to Ark and starts batting him around the face with her tail
21:44:03 Aranel bk
21:44:17 *Ark sits sharply up
21:44:18 *Aranel stands over Ark, puts her head to one side
21:44:20 *Kieran pulls Zorias tail
21:44:27 Aranel Always a duck frier, never the duck
21:44:33 Kieran *gently* :-)
21:44:39 Ark Ooooh...this was the wrong time to sit up...
21:44:41 *Zoria shrieks
21:44:44 Zoria DON'T touch the tail!!!!!!!
21:44:55 *Aranel chuckles
21:45:03 *Zoria hisses, swishing her tail out of the way
21:45:05 *Kieran grinz
21:45:11 *Zoria hisses
21:45:22 Ark Anyway, I am not a duck! I am...er...well, that's irrelevant!
21:45:28 *Zoria looks back at Ark
21:45:31 Zoria is it edible?
21:45:42 *Aranel looks mildly confused, hands Ark chocolate cake
21:45:47 Billy1987-1994 I wonder if we should assign ourself animal personas?
21:46:04 Aranel Wolf!
21:46:07 Ark The cake is, Zoria. (And thanks, Aranel). The Atomic Pogo Stick isn't
21:46:09 Zoria *looks at Billy* Why would you do that? I'd only eat y'all...
21:46:11 RedMage has joined the room
21:46:12 muzionphone I'm a kitten called Biscuit
21:46:18 Billy1987-1994 Greetings RedMage!
21:46:26 Ark Hi there
21:46:28 Zoria I wasn't talking about the APS, I was talking about *you*!
21:46:33 Aranel Good eve RedMage!
21:46:35 Zoria Hello RedMage!
21:46:43 Kieran Hello sir :-)
21:46:47 Ark Me? Dunno, no one's ever tried to eat me before.
21:46:52 Thanatos Greetings, Red Mage.
21:46:54 RedMage Hello everyone!! Wow.. what a turnout!
21:46:55 *Ark pulls off an arm and hands it to Zoria
21:46:57 Zoria Think I could try?
21:46:58 Malefact Hi RedMage!
21:47:03 muzionphone Hi.
21:47:04 Ark That OK?
21:47:18 *Zoria nods and chews
21:47:21 RedMage Howdy. Got your message, Malefact sir.. will drop the link off in a sec
21:47:25 Zoria Bleh, nuh uh, not edible. Want it back?
21:47:34 Aranel How've you been, Redmage?
21:47:36 *Zoria hiccups
21:47:41 Malefact Thanks, RM!
21:47:50 *Aranel raises an eyebrow at Zoria
21:47:56 Zoria hic
21:47:58 RedMage Up at the heights, down in the depths
21:48:01 *Ark regenerates a new arm
21:48:03 Kieran Well he has recently been with me, so pretty bad probably ;-)
21:48:09 Aranel Teehee
21:48:11 RedMage You can see Kieran
21:48:15 RedMage Just gone up
21:48:16 *Zoria sniggers
21:48:18 Ark Thanks, but you keep it. Try making a cake out of it...
21:48:20 Aranel Ark....Are you secretly The Doctor?
21:48:23 Zoria okay!
21:48:25 RedMage Spent 3 hrs.. and lost the flippant!
21:48:31 Zoria uh
21:48:40 Kieran No, I am The Doctor.
21:48:42 RedMage Had to ... umm.. reproduce everything
21:48:50 Aranel Aaaah! Confused!
21:48:51 Ark I'm not the Doctor. I'm the Wanderer of Shadows
21:48:53 *Aranel hides
21:49:03 *Zoria 's eyebrows shoot upwards
21:49:15 *Ark gets a ladder and retrieves Zoria's eyebrows
21:49:16 *Aranel eats more duck, still hides
21:49:26 Zoria Thanks Ark!
21:49:30 Ark :)
21:49:33 *RedMage yawns and rubs eyes
21:49:40 Zoria =^)
21:49:42 *Kieran passes Ark the glue, to re-attach
21:49:43 Kieran t
21:49:49 *Zoria hands RedMage a blanket and a pillow
21:49:51 Ark Ta, K
21:50:01 *Ark sticks Zoria's eyebrows to her face
21:50:10 RedMage Thank you.. needed
21:50:17 Kieran Is that not her chin, Ark?
21:50:19 Zoria You know, Ark, they go above my eyes... Not on my upper lip....
21:50:54 *Zoria yelps as she gets a little over-excited at singing to her music, and bashes her elbow on the table
21:51:01 Aranel Wow, just goes to show how quickly facial hair grows ;)
21:51:11 *Ark sticks the eyebrows on the forehead
21:51:17 *Zoria bashes Ark over the head with a pillow and puts her eyebrows back where they belong
21:51:35 *Ark turns the pillow into a plank of wood
21:51:36 *Kieran tickles Zoria
21:51:39 Ark OW!!!
21:51:48 *Aranel pats Ark
21:52:01 *Malefact shamelessly plugs the presence of his lyrics on the back-up forum
21:52:20 Ark So, anyone want a go on my Atomic Pogo Stick?
21:52:28 *RedMage waves a finger
21:52:29 Malefact How high does it go?
21:52:31 *Kieran will keeps his lyrics to selective people
21:52:40 *RedMage expects!
21:53:10 Malefact In that case, I'd love to have a go! :)
21:53:25 *Aranel gets popcorn and watches
21:53:27 Ark OK, let me just adjust the power level
21:54:11 *Ark switches the dial from "Normal" to "High", then "Dangerous", then "Are you crazy?!?!" and stops at "May whatever god you believe in have mercy on your soul"
21:54:20 Ark Hope that's enough power!
21:54:24 *Zoria watches in interest
21:54:30 Kieran Don't touch the NUCLEAR POWER! option!
21:54:34 *Ark passes the APS to Malefact
21:54:48 *Malefact goes bouncing across a continent
21:54:51 Ark And don't forget to tap the NUCLEAR POWER button!
21:54:56 Malefact Yee-haa! :D
21:55:08 muzionphone has left the room
21:55:11 Ark Oh, and did I mention that there's a slight chance of a Uranium leak?
21:55:34 Malefact Don't care - I'm having too much fun. :)
21:55:42 Aranel Your what-a-wha leaks?! ;)
21:55:51 Ark That's good...though you might want to do something about that green glow of yours...
21:55:55 Kieran Aranel is leaking?
21:55:58 Zoria Aranel!! *whaps*
21:56:02 Zoria Is you leaking?
21:56:07 Aranel LOL
21:56:09 Ark It's not definate!
21:56:25 Ark Only...er...*works on a calculator* 4% chance!
21:56:36 Ark Wait, forgot to carry the 3...
21:56:43 Ark It's actually...100% chance
21:56:53 Aranel Okay, gotta go guys!
21:56:59 Malefact Bye!
21:57:04 Ark See you!
21:57:06 Aranel The left over duck is here if anyone wants it!
21:57:23 *Malefact gets off the APS and casts a MEDICINE spell
21:57:26 *Zoria pounces on the duck
21:57:50 *Ark watches as the APS bounces into the White House, causing Bush to declare war on Texas
21:57:54 *Thanatos is fed up with nuclear power.
21:58:05 Aranel Night all!
21:58:08 Billy1987-1994 I am too, to be honest
21:58:10 Aranel has left the room
21:58:11 Zoria g'night!
21:58:13 Billy1987-1994 Bye Aranel!
21:58:15 Thanatos Spellcasting: E N V I R O N M E N T A L I S M
21:58:16 Ark Bye!
21:58:19 *Zoria blinks
21:58:28 Billy1987-1994 I may be going soon too
21:58:33 *RedMage blinks, and has missed a million lines
21:58:43 Zoria behh! Everyone leeeaving!
21:58:49 Kieran Aranel must be sorting out her leak.
21:58:54 *Zoria sniggers
21:58:59 Ark Hehehe
21:59:05 Kieran KaM: One hell of a post.
21:59:10 RedMage I would leak... but theres a bubbles problem... too much soap in the wrong place.
21:59:20 Kieran 'In the bowl' sir?
21:59:26 RedMage Thanks Kieran.. very very important few days for me.
21:59:34 RedMage Erm.. no sir.. in the sodding cistern
21:59:50 Malefact Yummy! :S
22:00:07 RedMage I think it's because I'm having company - and I'm not trusted to keep the amenities clean
22:00:17 Kieran Same for me sir.
22:00:28 Zoria See, this is a *weird* conversation to flick back to.........
22:00:56 Kieran ack dont worry :-)
22:01:02 Ark So then I attacked the Atomic Scones...
22:01:09 Zoria Really???
22:01:15 *Zoria curls up at Ark's feet
22:01:17 RedMage Toilet humour.. [sniggers]
22:01:18 Zoria Then what??
22:01:23 Malefact >
22:01:25 *Zoria hits Red Mage with her tail
22:01:30 *RedMage waits for boos and lots of bad tomatoes
22:01:32 Ark No, not really. I just wanted attention. *pouts*
22:01:42 *Zoria pouts too
22:01:44 RedMage ...and Forester's skimmed milk supplies
22:01:55 *Forester slaps RedMage around a bit with a large trout
22:01:58 *RedMage hits the floor.. groans
22:02:00 *Ark pouts more
22:02:17 *Zoria squeals
22:02:20 Zoria TROUT!
22:02:24 *RedMage sniffs a bit.. will be off, Saturday
22:02:27 *Zoria leaps for the trout
22:02:36 *Ark replaces the trout with a large trampoline
22:02:54 *RedMage uses trampoline for triple jump technique
22:02:56 *Zoria squeals once more
22:03:12 Zoria iles are NOT meant to FLY!
22:03:39 Kieran Yuck, that milk was horrid.
22:03:54 *Zoria lands on Ark
22:04:22 *Ark catches Zoria
22:04:28 Ark Hey there!
22:04:34 Kieran Tickle her!
22:04:44 Zoria Don't you DARE...... *hisses*
22:04:55 Zoria Kieran don't give people bad ideas!
22:05:06 Kieran Go on go on! Tickle!
22:05:25 *Ark dresses Zoria up like Catwoman
22:05:34 Ark :P
22:05:36 *Zoria looks very confused
22:05:40 Billy1987-1994 Right, now I had better be going! Bye!
22:05:45 Zoria bye Billy!
22:05:47 Ark See you, Billy
22:05:49 RedMage See you later Billy
22:05:51 Thanatos Bye.
22:05:53 Zoria Take care!
22:05:57 Kieran Bye, Bye Billy
22:05:59 Malefact Bye!
22:06:03 Ark Why tickle you when I work outside the norm?
22:06:05 Billy1987-1994 has left the room
22:06:23 *Zoria still looks confused
22:07:12 *Ark dresses Zoria up like the Change of Heart
22:07:28 *Zoria blinks
22:07:31 Zoria the what now?
22:07:50 Kieran I prefered the cat look.
22:08:01 *Zoria looks around
22:08:09 Ark The Change of Heart, from Yu-Gi-Oh. It's an Angel with a white dress and feathered wing on its right side, and a black dress and a leather wing on its left
22:08:29 Zoria Now, look, I've got fangs and a tail, but it doesn't make me a pet! *pouts*
22:08:34 Kieran Can we not have the middle bit with cats fur?
22:08:48 Ark OK, let's see...
22:08:53 Zoria Don't watch Yu-Gi-Oh... You watch Escaflowne?
22:08:59 *Zoria attempts escape
22:09:18 *Ark dresses Zoria up like Princess What's-Her-Name
22:09:29 Kieran Peach?
22:09:34 *Zoria wails
22:09:45 Zoria Millerna?
22:09:48 Kieran Princess of Wails it is then.
22:09:54 *Zoria hisses
22:09:56 Ark I don't watch much anime, to be honest. I just got into Yu-Gi-Oh because the main characvter's a Goth, and there'sa a fair bit of Egyptian mythology in it
22:10:07 Thanatos I once watched Yu-Gi-Oh. The only good thing about it was Pegasus.
22:10:09 Ark The Princess from Earthworm Jim
22:10:14 Ark Her name really is "What's-Her-Name"
22:10:22 Zoria *RAE*
22:10:29 Ark What? How can you not like Yami-Marik???
22:10:49 *Kieran senses a Battlefield being made.
22:10:53 Zoria out of interest, does anyone know Danny Elfman and/or Oingo Boingo?
22:10:56 Johnno has joined the room
22:11:04 Thanatos Greetings, Johnno.
22:11:09 Ark Hi there
22:11:11 Kieran Hello.
22:11:15 Zoria Hello Johnno!
22:11:22 Johnno alright guys - mate of keiths here
22:11:26 Malefact Hi Johnno!
22:11:29 Johnno how you all doing?
22:11:37 Kieran Ah, welcome.
22:11:38 RedMage Hey Paul!
22:11:47 Zoria I'm okay, thanks :)
22:11:49 RedMage Kieran, chaps.. meet my bud Paul
22:11:59 Zoria Other than the fact this lot are doing evil things to me..........
22:12:05 *Zoria waves to Paul
22:12:09 Kieran I would not call them evil.
22:12:11 Ark We're not evil. We're just drawn that way
22:12:17 Zoria They ARE evil!
22:12:31 Kieran Nope, they are NOT evil.
22:12:34 Johnno ok. you're starting to get me worried already...!
22:12:38 Kieran They are VERY eviiiiil.
22:12:40 *RedMage grinz
22:12:51 Ark I am not! *sits down on his Throne of Skulls and plots to destroy the world...*
22:12:54 *Zoria grins at Johnno
22:13:03 *Thanatos hasn't been doing evil things to anyone.
22:13:07 Zoria I doubt they'll do anything to *you* mate, you're prolly taller'n me
22:13:09 Kieran I tend to worry a lot of people.
22:13:24 KaM You worry me plenty
22:13:27 Zoria No, I agree, Thanatos I'm sorry *looks sheepish*#
22:13:29 Ark I'm 6'6!
22:13:36 Zoria *falls over*
22:13:43 Zoria I'm 5'3
22:13:46 Zoria if that...
22:13:48 KaM as you can see, Paul... ermm.. Knightmare can take a back seat.. sometimes.. most of the time
22:13:51 Kieran I'm 6'3! (ish?)
22:14:02 KaM Which way, Kieran?
22:14:11 Ark To paraphrase Lord Fear - "I do enjoy looking down on people. I think it comes naturally..."
22:14:13 Johnno i've noticed!
22:14:15 *Kieran slaps KaM around a bit with a large trout
22:14:25 Zoria Paul> it tends to be a place for people of like interests to meet up and socialise
22:14:27 *KaM takes a fully viewable shower
22:14:29 Zoria KaM> LOL!
22:14:38 *Kieran grins
22:14:50 *Zoria averts her eyes *sigh*
22:14:52 KaM ... the photo came out quite well, sir
22:14:59 KaM No, no.. I leave my boxers on
22:15:05 Kieran Smashing.
22:15:10 Zoria oh, that's ok then!
22:15:12 KaM Keep the dignity.. ahem
22:15:15 Zoria *rae*
22:15:21 Kieran He left his boxers on while I hid in the bathroom.
22:15:44 KaM With the half door, sir.. the shower was the only place to be so not to see you in there either!
22:16:01 Ark I've only got one pair of boxers.
22:16:05 Kieran I know, I know, is the Hotel of Death
22:16:21 *Ark lookms over to where he's hung up Tyson and Holyfield
22:16:42 *Zoria dashes over and leaps up onto Ark's shoulders
22:16:56 Kieran Mind your head on the....
22:17:00 Kieran ...ceiling....
22:17:03 Zoria *baff*
22:17:08 Ark Er...hi there...
22:17:10 Kieran Oh great, another hole!
22:17:15 *Zoria falls off Ark's shoulders
22:17:21 *Zoria mimbles
22:17:42 *Thanatos slaps everyone else with a swordfish in a feeble attempt to restore order.
22:17:58 *Ark slaps Thanatos with a gigantic marshmallow
22:18:00 *Zoria cries at being slapped with a swordfish
22:18:05 *Kieran lifts Zoria up and dusts her down
22:18:15 *Ark puts a bandage on Zoria's head
22:18:19 *Zoria purrs
22:18:27 *KaM puts head in hands and wails
22:18:46 Kieran What is the trouble?
22:19:06 KaM Everyone is chat room-ailment mad. :D
22:19:09 *Zoria bounds over to KaM and bats him lightly with her tail
22:19:18 *KaM proves a point
22:19:35 KaM But thanks for the slap!
22:19:58 Zoria KaM> I've ALWAYS been mad, it doesn't get restricted to a chatroom!
22:20:00 *Kieran gives Zoria some strokes
22:20:47 KaM Me too... but I'm just tired.. it's the LJ killing me softly with it's song
22:20:51 Kieran Havent we all.
22:20:54 KaM Will be back to full madness with a coffee
22:21:31 Kieran Yay, coffee.
22:22:11 *KaM is thinking of plans for my very special guests soon
22:22:26 Pooka has joined the room
22:22:37 Malefact WB!
22:22:44 Zoria Coffee BAD
22:22:48 Ark Hey there
22:23:05 Kieran Coffee GOOD
22:23:27 Pooka Hiya
22:23:39 Namenthus has joined the room
22:23:43 Namenthus ;)
22:23:52 Namenthus im the greatest
22:24:04 Namenthus i won 4 warcraft 3 games in a row
22:24:08 Namenthus im now level 6
22:24:10 Namenthus ;)
22:24:25 Malefact WB!
22:24:34 KaM Hi Ben!
22:24:41 Namenthus wha
22:24:44 Namenthus whos Ben
22:24:47 KaM Not you
22:24:59 Namenthus ..
22:25:01 Namenthus ok
22:25:03 Thanatos WacCraft 3 is fun, though I've only played single-player.
22:25:13 Thanatos WarCraft 2 is just about the best game I've ever played.
22:25:15 *Zoria looks completely lost
22:25:17 Namenthus u played the expansion?
22:25:19 Johnno has left the room
22:25:21 KaM Sorry.. welocme to you, of course, Namenthus
22:25:24 *Namenthus winks at you
22:25:26 Thanatos No, I only got the main game about a month ago.
22:25:34 Namenthus u completed it?
22:25:43 *Zoria IS completely lost (then again, that really isn't anything unusual!)
22:25:58 Ark .me gives Zoria a map and compass
22:26:03 Namenthus me watches the tumble weeds
22:26:05 Ark Ooops...
22:26:07 *Kieran tickles Zoria
22:26:16 *Namenthus hears Zoria scream rape
22:26:18 *Zoria looks at both in complete confusion, then drops them, shrieking
22:26:39 Zoria I most certainly did not! I screamed "GET OFF ME BEFORE I SET DANNY ELFMAN ON YOU!!!" actually..................
22:26:41 Zoria ;)
22:26:43 Shaz has joined the room
22:26:53 *Namenthus watches as the police take Kieran away screaming "I want my boo boo"
22:26:58 Thanatos has left the room
22:27:04 Namenthus ;)
22:27:10 Kieran O_o
22:27:39 Namenthus huschalabola
22:27:48 Malefact Hi Shaz!
22:27:51 Namenthus i make up words when i shizer
22:27:58 Zoria Hello Shaz
22:28:00 Namenthus shiver
22:28:04 Ark Hi there
22:28:06 Zoria o.O
22:28:09 Namenthus Hi shaz
22:28:19 Namenthus shazooo
22:28:24 Namenthus shazbot
22:28:26 Shaz Hi everyone
22:28:34 Kieran Hello Shaz.
22:28:44 Namenthus shazola onblunggata!
22:28:58 Shaz Hi Kieran
22:29:15 Namenthus Mamma says crocodiles are so angry because they got all them teeth but no tooth brush
22:29:54 Namenthus Mamma also said stay away from every1 called Kieran
22:29:57 KaM Hi Shaz
22:29:59 Namenthus they are the DEVIL
22:30:02 Namenthus ;)
22:30:09 KaM Je m'appelle RedMage
22:30:19 Shaz Hi Kam
22:30:23 Namenthus Je suis Mayor Poopenmire
22:30:40 Namenthus Je suis un Garson Irlandes
22:30:50 Namenthus ;)
22:30:56 Namenthus thats all the french i know
22:31:05 Namenthus from primary school
22:31:46 Namenthus Bon bon
22:31:49 Shaz Does any of you know if their is a dvd release for knightmare?
22:31:52 Namenthus Bibliotek
22:31:57 Namenthus Tableeeee
22:32:07 Malefact Not yet, I'm afraid.
22:32:09 Namenthus use the search
22:32:19 Zoria Gonna have to go soon, people, my Mum's working stupid shifts at work and she's gotta be up at 5 tomorrow, so I can't be on here too late
22:32:33 Malefact A petition for getting it released has just closed and will be sent to Granada Media soon. Fingers crossed.
22:32:40 Malefact Bye, Zoria! :(
22:33:16 KaM Not enough sigs, I fear
22:33:32 Malefact Well, it's only been for a few months.
22:33:44 Namenthus i want Knightmare VR
22:33:53 Namenthus ;)
22:33:55 *Zoria waves to Malefact
22:34:06 Zoria Right, I'm off (so yes, that explains the smell)
22:34:09 KaM See you later Zoria.. been nice seeing you here!
22:34:14 Ark OK, see you Zoria
22:34:21 Kieran Smell?
22:34:23 *Namenthus sees Kieran making tickling motions at Zoria
22:34:30 Malefact Bye!
22:34:47 *Namenthus is scare by the sadistic smile on Kieran's face
22:34:49 Zoria It was great chatting to y'all, and meeting those I haven't met before (RedMage, Ark, KaM)
22:34:55 Ark :)
22:34:58 Namenthus and me!
22:35:00 Zoria Hope to see ya'll soon! *hugs to all*
22:35:02 Namenthus dont forget me"!
22:35:04 Zoria And you, yes!
22:35:06 KaM hehe.. RedMage and KaM are the same!
22:35:09 Kieran hehe listed Keith twice
22:35:11 Namenthus ya
22:35:15 Zoria Don't make my head hurt........
22:35:17 KaM Both loved to see you!
22:35:29 Zoria :-p
22:35:31 KaM See you later!
22:35:33 Kieran Bye for now then
22:35:36 Zoria *hugs*
22:35:38 Namenthus ;)
22:35:40 Kieran Will keep in touch during week
22:35:42 Ark Bye!
22:35:45 Zoria Right, I WILL go, because my dad's just come in.. *sigh*
22:35:47 *Kieran gives big huggle
22:35:49 Zoria I will! Bye all!
22:35:51 Zoria has left the room
22:35:54 *Namenthus sees Kieran give an extra squeezy hug to Zoria
22:35:56 Namenthus ;)
22:36:00 Kieran NOT a 'Big Victor Hug'
22:36:07 *KaM blushes
22:36:12 KaM Bogov
22:36:27 Shaz Has any of you got knightmare on tape?
22:36:31 KaM And nobody DARE ask
22:36:37 Namenthus i dont!
22:36:55 Namenthus doooooooooooooo
22:36:57 Namenthus do
22:37:11 Malefact I have.
22:37:13 Namenthus whos woods these are i think i know
22:37:22 Namenthus his house is in the village though
22:37:40 Namenthus He will not see my stopping here
22:37:47 Namenthus to watch the fields fill up with snow
22:37:53 Namenthus .
22:38:01 Namenthus My little horse must think it queer
22:38:03 Shaz Malefact what series have you got?
22:38:06 Namenthus ;)
22:38:54 *Namenthus slaps Namenthus around a bit with a large trout
22:39:02 *KaM joins in
22:39:19 Namenthus ouch
22:39:41 *Namenthus runs away in disgust as Kieran pulls down his pants
22:39:49 Namenthus gotta go
22:39:51 Namenthus bye al
22:39:53 KaM ??
22:39:56 Namenthus l
22:40:06 Namenthus has left the room
22:40:09 KaM Yes.. goobye
22:40:25 KaM Disgust., Mr Forester?
22:40:31 *Debz cringes as the worst pics of her ever are on interactive km :S
22:40:42 Shaz Hello
22:41:00 *KaM blushes... why am I under pictures titled Dictator!?!?!
22:42:16 Kieran I quite like most of them...
22:42:25 Kieran Love em Debz, Love em :-)
22:43:07 *Pooka is listening to "The Beginning Stages of The Polyphonic Spree".
22:43:30 Shaz any one want a chat
22:43:47 Kieran I thought we were chatting :-\
22:44:32 Shaz How old are you kieran
22:44:45 Kieran I am 19, was the last time you asked me.
22:45:11 Shaz i fogot since then
22:45:26 Shaz iam 19
22:46:00 Kieran I know, I know.
22:46:28 Shaz have you got any of the series of knightmare
22:48:21 Shaz1 has joined the room
22:49:46 Shaz1 good bye then
22:50:24 Shaz1 has left the room
22:51:01 Ark Well, gotta get going, guys. Have to be up at 6am :(
22:51:18 KaM Bad luck :(
22:51:30 Ark I know. Bloody work...
22:51:43 KaM Well.. you have a good week
22:51:54 Malefact Bye!
22:51:57 Ark I'm away next weekend, but should be here the one after
22:52:04 Ark You all take care now!
22:52:12 KaM And you! See you later!
22:52:19 Ark Byyyyeeeee...!!!
22:52:24 Ark has left the room
23:00:14 Billy1987-1994 has joined the room
23:00:24 Malefact WB!
23:00:38 Billy1987-1994 Ta!
23:00:49 KaM WB
23:01:16 Billy1987-1994 I wish ChanServ wouldn't keep reminding me about viruses
23:02:09 Kieran It is there for a reason.
23:06:06 Billy1987-1994 True, I suppose
23:07:28 KaM Is the system running ok Billy.. after yesterday
23:07:41 Billy1987-1994 Yes, seems to be running fine
23:15:25 Billy1987-1994 NUCLEA...nah, that's getting old now
23:16:00 Billy1987-1994 Ooh, hang on while I check this weeks number 1
23:17:11 Nith_Einon has joined the room
23:17:15 Billy1987-1994 Greetings!
23:17:19 Malefact Hi!
23:17:25 Nith_Einon Hello everyone
23:17:30 Billy1987-1994 Still that bizarre one at No.1
23:19:58 KaM Hiya! How are you?
23:22:31 *Kieran appologises for silence, is in talks with a few people about a few things
23:23:09 Billy1987-1994 I see! I was wondering why it was a bit quiet
23:24:53 Billy1987-1994 You know, when I saw that Knightmare advert a few days ago I was extremely pleased...until I realised Challenge still don't seem to think of Knightmare as a proper Challenge programme and so stuck some Crystal Maze clips on.
23:25:32 Billy1987-1994 It's always 'Cult Classic Knightmare' never just 'Knightmare'
23:25:51 Kieran It has special cult status obviously.
23:26:39 Billy1987-1994 True, but it's not the oldest thing they are showing on the channel
23:26:49 Nith_Einon what is?
23:27:13 Billy1987-1994 Takeshi's Castle
23:27:16 Kieran do they still show 3.2.1?
23:27:23 Billy1987-1994 Don't think so
23:27:35 Kieran Did they ever show Blockbusters?
23:27:51 *KaM plays Blockbusters theme
23:28:03 Billy1987-1994 Again, I don't think so
23:28:27 Kieran hmph.
23:28:52 Billy1987-1994 I remember catching a bit of Challenge at a friends house on New Years Eve 1999- an early Catchphrase was followed by Give Us A Clue. How times have changed
23:28:58 Nith_Einon shame they don't show timebusters, I would have loved to see that again
23:30:41 Pooka Give Us A Clue desevres cult status merely for the wonderful descriptions of it on ISIHAC!
23:33:55 Billy1987-1994 So who's up for Truth or Dare? ;)
23:34:12 *Kieran rolls eyes
23:34:19 Malefact Don't expect me to ask any questions.
23:34:28 *Nith_Einon doesn't care
23:34:51 Billy1987-1994 Didn't think so, but at least I broke the silence
23:35:02 KaM Ok
23:35:28 KaM Cypher: What do you think of RedMage.. you can tell ole KaM!
23:35:45 Malefact Cypher: u f*cked?
23:36:01 Kieran O_o
23:36:07 Billy1987-1994 .....
23:36:28 *KaM splutters.. spits out mouthful of water all over the place
23:36:31 Nith_Einon ...
23:36:46 *Kieran wipes face with a towel
23:36:49 *Malefact has a familiarly deranged look in his eyes
23:36:53 Kieran Thanks a bunch KaM O_o
23:37:05 Malefact Cypher: What's the kinkiest thing you've ever done in the presence of someone?
23:37:12 Malefact Cypher: How many times?
23:37:15 Malefact Cypher: Who with?
23:37:17 Malefact Cypher: Where?
23:37:21 Malefact Cypher: How old?
23:37:23 Debz ooh this could be interesting...
23:37:32 Malefact Cypher: WHY?
23:37:37 Billy1987-1994 Cypher: Where were you when, you know, and then, wink wink happened?
23:37:47 Malefact has left the room
23:38:12 Billy1987-1994 Oh no! Malefact has exploded!
23:38:24 Kieran This place is just mad, you are all mad.
23:38:41 Billy1987-1994 stark raving looney...and proud of it!
23:38:56 Pooka I didn't think Bots could f*ck...
23:39:00 *Nith_Einon was mantal before she was born
23:39:03 Nith_Einon *mental
23:39:29 Billy1987-1994 Well Pooka, you can get fickle bots
23:40:16 Pooka Maybe so, but you tell me, what does it take to be a Garage MC?
23:41:02 Debz has left the room
23:41:05 Billy1987-1994 A twin record player, a backwards baseball cap, big sunglasses and full knowledge of jive
23:42:50 Billy1987-1994 Then you'll be 'boom'!
23:43:11 Pooka Meh
23:44:20 Billy1987-1994 You'll also be phat and stoopid, two words which also mean 'wicked'. Not to be confused with fat and stupid
23:47:14 Billy1987-1994 Is anyone else a little confused that Malefact and Debz both left around the same time with no warning?
23:48:19 Cypher has joined the room
23:48:44 Billy1987-1994 Phew! Got worried for a moment
23:48:49 Pooka has left the room
23:48:52 Nith_Einon ...what happened there?
23:50:01 Billy1987-1994 I think I had better leave now, I have a feeling I'm driving everyone out by talking to myself!
23:50:26 Forester One of the scripts has vanished :(
23:50:28 Kieran am hardly here sir
23:51:13 Billy1987-1994 scripts?
23:57:30 Forester Scripts define how the bot behaves.
23:59:03 Kieran IE a command will go in, and the part of the script needed is located and the action is taken,
23:59:46 Billy1987-1994 Ah, right
00:04:03 Kieran But this bot likes to kill itself, it seems.
00:05:08 Billy1987-1994 It's a lemming?
00:05:42 Kieran No, it is a Bot called Cypher, don't you know anything?
00:06:28 RedMage see you later chaps
00:06:48 *Kieran waves
00:06:52 Billy1987-1994 Bye for now!
00:07:09 RedMage has left the room
00:07:52 Billy1987-1994 There is something odd about all this. Malefact usually stays in here for a while and doesn't leave until late
00:08:46 Kieran I know, I dont know why he left after his quick rants about Cypher questions.
00:10:05 Nith_Einon has left the room
00:10:31 Billy1987-1994 ..and now it's only you, me and him! (And Cypher!)
00:12:22 *Kieran shakes his head
00:12:28 Billy1987-1994 has left the room
00:13:33 Billy1987-1994 has joined the room
00:13:36 Billy1987-1994 Nice to see a bot can start a intelligent discussion, although I may have to decline the invitation of 5 times with Cypher in the bathtub for 12 years!
00:13:51 Kieran you may have fresh water ever 2 days
00:14:01 Billy1987-1994 Well, it's a thought
00:14:10 Kieran Y*
00:14:18 Billy1987-1994 Indeed!
00:14:25 Kieran Seems Chypher doesnt fancy you
00:14:29 Kieran -h,
00:14:44 Billy1987-1994 Well, I find that a relief to be honest!
00:14:51 Forester Cypher prefers people a little more mature.
00:15:11 Forester And cheese too.
00:15:16 Billy1987-1994 And cake?
00:15:53 Forester If it's cheese cake, yes.
00:16:16 Billy1987-1994 I see!
00:16:54 Billy1987-1994 Note to log readers: this is called "Having no idea what's going on yet making it look like you do"
00:17:41 Forester I can see that!
00:17:58 Kieran I see it.
00:18:04 Forester People don't read the logs anyway.
00:18:34 Billy1987-1994 As do I, it seems neither of us have a white background. Oh, and at least two people check the logs to see if there's anyone in the room before they join
00:18:39 Forester I mean if anyone is sad enough to be reading this they seriously need to consider their position in life and ask "Why the hell am I sat here wasting my time reading this"
00:19:09 Forester Yeah I'm looking at you Mr log reader!
00:19:13 Forester I can see you right now.
00:19:16 Billy1987-1994 Yes, we can see you!
00:19:25 Forester Sitting there with no clothes on thinking you're safe.
00:19:33 Forester See that web-cam? I'm looking through it.
00:19:37 Kieran No clothes? Blimey.
00:20:05 Forester They get rather frisky.
00:20:26 Kieran Will not do your blood pressure any favours!
00:21:00 Forester Ah screw that, I'll find out if it's right or not during my "Well man" appointment.
00:21:11 Billy1987-1994 Yes, yes, he's getting worried now
00:21:40 Kieran Am sure all is well.
00:25:22 Namenthus has joined the room
00:25:30 Namenthus boooboooo
00:25:33 Billy1987-1994 Greetings Namenthus!
00:25:36 Namenthus booooboooo
00:25:54 Namenthus any1 ever gone onto www.isketch.net?
00:26:06 Namenthus its online pictionary
00:26:09 Namenthus very fun
00:26:12 Billy1987-1994 Oh yes, that's an excellent game
00:26:18 Namenthus ;)
00:26:23 Namenthus i love that game
00:26:34 Namenthus my greatest drawing was a peacock
00:26:50 Namenthus every1 congratulated me on it
00:27:03 Namenthus where did u hear about the game?
00:27:20 Billy1987-1994 From the Challenge forums actually
00:27:27 Namenthus boiyoiyoiyoing
00:27:38 Namenthus i heard about it from channel 4 teletext
00:28:18 Namenthus Pop
00:28:26 Billy1987-1994 Indeed!
00:28:45 Namenthus u wanna play a game?
00:28:55 Billy1987-1994 What game?
00:29:03 Namenthus ....
00:29:06 Namenthus isketch
00:29:22 Billy1987-1994 Oh, my mouse is a little vroken at the moment
00:29:31 Billy1987-1994 broken even
00:29:50 Namenthus dont be embarassed that ur artistically challenged
00:30:31 Billy1987-1994 Really, it is!
00:30:58 Namenthus well now
00:31:00 Billy1987-1994 Every time I hold down the left mouse button it can refuse to go left
00:31:03 Namenthus P
00:31:06 Namenthus e
00:31:09 Namenthus n
00:31:12 Namenthus i
00:31:15 Namenthus s
00:31:18 Namenthus lol
00:31:21 Namenthus well
00:31:24 Billy1987-1994 Er...quite!
00:31:27 Namenthus ive composed a poem for u
00:31:29 Namenthus so no interruptions
00:31:32 Namenthus ahem
00:31:35 Namenthus Late at night
00:31:38 Namenthus when ur sleeping
00:31:42 Namenthus thats when Billy comes a peepin
00:31:47 Namenthus so u better watch out
00:31:53 Namenthus and u better beware
00:32:00 Namenthus or Billy will see ur underwear
00:32:08 Namenthus and now the end
00:32:11 Namenthus of it
00:32:14 Namenthus 1
00:32:17 Namenthus 2
00:32:20 Namenthus 3
00:32:23 Namenthus 4
00:32:25 Namenthus Billys at ur bedroom door
00:32:29 Namenthus 5
00:32:32 Namenthus 6
00:32:34 Namenthus 7
00:32:37 Namenthus 8
00:32:40 Namenthus Billy gonna
00:32:43 Namenthus mast
00:32:46 Namenthus er
00:32:49 Namenthus bate
00:32:52 Namenthus ;)
00:32:55 Namenthus thats the end of my poem
00:32:58 Namenthus my Hans Moleman
00:33:01 Billy1987-1994 Well...I'm touched, thank you very much!
00:33:04 Namenthus ur welcome
00:33:13 Namenthus its now recorded forever
00:33:30 Namenthus so every1 can see what happened after midnight
00:33:33 Billy1987-1994 Although if you think about it, the word 'Namenthus' would also easily fit into that poem too!
00:33:36 Namenthus in chanel
00:33:40 Namenthus nah
00:33:59 Namenthus or maybe Ur mother
00:34:07 Namenthus Late a night
00:34:11 Namenthus when ur sleepin
00:34:17 Billy1987-1994 "Late at night, when you're sleeping, that's when Namenthus comes a peepin"
00:34:23 Namenthus lol
00:34:29 Namenthus doesnt have the same ring to it
01:00:10 Billy1987-1994 Right, I had better be off for the night now! Hopefully see you all again next weekend if something doesn't pop up
01:01:38 Billy1987-1994 Bye for now!
01:06:07 Billy1987-1994 A-hem...bye for now! ;)
01:07:13 Kieran has left the room
01:08:20 Billy1987-1994 You know, it is customary to say a cheery 'bye' back if someone leaves, just thought I'd remind you two! ;)
01:13:14 Forester has left the room
01:13:34 Billy1987-1994 Er...Namenthus? A quick goodbye, please?
01:19:34 Namenthus bye
01:19:37 Namenthus i was playing pictionary
01:19:45 Billy1987-1994 Thank you!!
01:19:58 Namenthus has left the room
01:20:09 Billy1987-1994 has left the room
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