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19:24:28 Malefact has joined the room
19:45:50 LordFear has joined the room
19:46:22 Malefact Hi LordFear!
19:46:27 LordFear Greetings Malefact
19:47:04 LordFear how are you this evening?
19:47:16 Malefact I'm not too bad thanks. Yourself?
19:47:26 LordFear Not too bad thanks, a little hot though
19:47:59 Malefact Indeed. I heard that a new temperature record was set for the UK today.
19:48:09 LordFear I believe so
19:49:14 Malefact Just wait for the thunderstorms, though. :)
19:49:46 LordFear I like a good thunderstorm
19:50:03 Malefact Me too. Especially at night.
19:50:41 LordFear Is the third member of this little gathering going to say anything?
19:51:10 Malefact Cypher is a bot. :)
19:51:18 Malefact It's purpose is to log the chats.
19:51:27 LordFear ah I see
19:51:52 LordFear so it's just the two of us
19:52:02 LordFear how cosy (and how utterly revolting at the same time)
19:53:27 LordFear I'm sure others will arrive before very much longer
19:53:40 Malefact Indeed.
19:53:44 LordFear since we are in fact a little early
19:53:46 Malefact Why revolting, btw? :)
19:54:14 LordFear well, the thought of being alone anywhere with a lower form of life such as yourself revolts mw
19:54:41 Malefact That's true. And they don't get much lower than me, anyway.
19:54:47 Thanatos has joined the room
19:54:50 LordFear I had noticed that
19:54:52 Thanatos Greetings, all.
19:54:55 Malefact Hi Thanatos!
19:55:02 LordFear Greetings Thanatos
19:56:20 *Malefact keeps an eye out for tumbleweeds
19:56:48 LordFear So, would anybody like to start something vaguely resembling a conversation here?
19:57:16 Malefact What topic would you like to discuss?
19:57:35 Thanatos I could start on politics, but since that's more of a taboo subject in Britain than sex these days, you'll probably object.
19:58:06 LordFear "Ibelieve that the desire to be a politician should bar you for life from ever being one"
19:58:19 LordFear ^Billy Connolly quote^
19:58:29 Malefact Politics isn't taboo for me. The other subject brings up my [ ] so that's out, though.
19:58:36 Malefact Good quote. :)
19:58:46 LordFear I just find politics to be insanely boring
19:59:07 Malefact Don't mince words, LordFear. Speak your mind! :)
19:59:20 Thanatos Perhaps the Athenians had the right idea - officials were chosen by lot rather than election. Elections, they said, were undemocratic because they choose the best.
19:59:47 LordFear sounds like a good thery
19:59:51 LordFear *theory
19:59:54 LordFear and I never mince my words
20:00:07 LordFear or mince anything at all. Ever.
20:00:08 *Thanatos hopes against hope that Real Labour will return and that Dennis Kucinich will be chosen by the Democrats to be their presidential candidate.
20:00:40 LordFear I must admit to being amused by the vast collection of weirdos running for the Governorship of California
20:01:06 Malefact Indeed. It's a circus.
20:01:08 LordFear but, if a former pro-wrestler can become a Governor, anything is possible
20:01:25 Thanatos Arnold Schwarzenegger is a womanising cretin, a record that didn't do George W. Bush much harm when HE ran for Governor.
20:01:45 Malefact It's utterly disgraceful that America's political system is now so corrupt that it's blatantly obvious.
20:02:07 Thanatos The 2000 'election' proves it beyond doubt.
20:02:29 LordFear exactly
20:02:56 Malefact And the fact that all the companies with contracts for rebuilding Iraq are exactly the same companies that sponsored Bush's electoral campaign.
20:03:30 LordFear just a co-incidence, I'm sure
20:03:31 Malefact And they have the barefaced cheek to police the rest of the world.
20:03:39 Malefact No wonder people want to blow them up.
20:03:41 Roxxy has joined the room
20:03:46 Malefact Hi Roxxy!
20:03:52 *Malefact perks up considerably
20:04:09 Roxxy hey ;)
20:04:38 *Malefact cuddles Roxxy
20:04:42 Thanatos Greetings, Eoxxy.
20:04:54 Malefact Who put that 'E' there? :)
20:05:05 Roxxy hey :P
20:05:16 Thanatos Speaking of Iraq, I noticed that Dick Cheney's old company, Haliburton, got a big reconstruction deal, which is very important - you should always book tradesmen by personal reccommendation.
20:05:16 Roxxy It's too hot for cuddles!
20:05:41 Thanatos Oops: Greetings, Roxxy.
20:06:02 Roxxy s'ok hehe i answer to most things ;)
20:06:06 Malefact Is there anything we can do that is isn't too hot for? :)
20:06:18 Malefact A well-placed 'F' is also good. :)
20:06:32 *Thanatos sighs.
20:06:39 Roxxy i dont believe it, i've been in here for 30 secs and your being smutty!
20:06:49 Malefact Am I? :)
20:07:03 Roxxy how do you register nicknames again? They've lost mine
20:07:31 Malefact It might be /msg nickserv REGISTER nickname password
20:07:38 Malefact I'm not very sure at all, though.
20:08:05 Thanatos If, for example, you want "code" to be your password and your e-mail address is "me@hotmail.com", type "/ns register code me@hotmail.com".
20:09:39 Roxxy hmmmmmmm
20:09:51 Roxxy i wonder where my + is....
20:10:03 Malefact Does it say you've been registered?
20:10:15 Roxxy yeah I've done that, thanx Thanty
20:10:26 Roxxy yeah it does
20:10:47 Malefact It might be that the server needs to refresh itself. When it does you'll change, hopefully.
20:10:55 Roxxy ok
20:11:13 Roxxy i feel rather exposed without my +
20:11:28 Malefact Really? :)
20:11:51 Roxxy hehehe
20:11:59 Malefact There was a command that +s someone instantly but I can't remember what it is! :S
20:12:22 *Malefact tries to stop overheating and goes off to find the command list...
20:14:23 Malefact Gah. I can't find it. :(
20:14:27 Roxxy s'ok
20:14:41 Malefact Wish I could remember it. :(
20:14:52 Malefact It had a +v in it.
20:15:12 Malefact Thanatos: any ideas?
20:15:32 Thanatos There you go.
20:15:37 Roxxy s'ok, hehe when i first connected and did the whole identify thing it said my nickname wasn't registerd, which is aloadapants
20:15:41 Roxxy THANX THANTY!
20:16:09 Thanatos I did that (in mIRC) by right-clicking on your name and choosing "voice" from the "control" menu.
20:16:39 Malefact Hmm. I'm using the jirc program coz you don't have to download anything.
20:17:00 Malefact Roxxy: if you haven't been here for a while your registration expires.
20:17:07 LordFear has left the room
20:17:27 Roxxy ah i see, hmm i guess i could've been missing for a couple of weeks
20:17:46 Malefact That's long enough for it to lapse.
20:18:18 *Mally cracks open some nice, chilled Pimm's
20:18:42 Roxxy yay! Pimms!
20:18:59 Roxxy ?me finishes her vanilla coke and has a glass of PImms
20:19:07 Roxxy oops, hehe
20:19:12 Mally :)
20:19:28 *Roxxy finishes her glass of vanilla coke and has a glass of Pimms
20:19:31 Mally ?me don't care about little mistakes like that
20:19:33 Roxxy thas'better
20:19:50 Mally I've never heard of vanilla coke. What's it like?
20:19:56 Roxxy there's hardly anybody here 2night, must b the heat
20:20:04 Roxxy vanilla cokes gorgeous, like cream soda
20:20:17 Mally Me's never had cream soda, either. :S
20:20:27 Mally (I'm sure some more people will be along)
20:21:15 Roxxy aah, you're missing out mate :)
20:21:31 Mally Indeed. :S
20:22:01 Mally I'll add it to my to do/to have list. ;)
20:22:26 Roxxy you do that, have an ice cream soda
20:22:47 Roxxy just put vanilla ice cream in your cream soda and voila!
20:23:08 Mally I'll see if they do it back at the hotel cafe.
20:23:23 Mally I'm still waiting for them to make some pecan pie.
20:23:42 Roxxy ooh, never tried that, always assumed i wouldn't like it
20:24:18 Mally I assume that with loads of things. I tried it after my uncle recommended it. It's quite tough but very nice. Loads of toffee and pecan nuts.
20:24:38 *Mally thinks Roxxy is much sweeter, though :)
20:25:04 Roxxy hehe, aaaah, bless
20:25:18 *Mally glares at Cypher
20:25:35 Mally Tis true. :)
20:26:30 *Mally hums Too Much Between Us and sighs
20:28:04 *Mally like Roxxy
20:28:18 Roxxy aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
20:28:21 *Roxxy blushes
20:29:29 Mally Where is everyone tonight?
20:29:40 Mally I hope I haven't scared them all off.
20:31:25 Roxxy nah, course you haven't! Remember our talk yesterday
20:31:32 Roxxy stop being so negative
20:31:36 Roxxy :P
20:31:46 Mally You're right. Sorry. :)
20:32:41 Roxxy s'ok, hehe when i wrote :P I also poked my tongue out at the screen, i recon you should do it too
20:32:45 Roxxy hehe
20:32:47 Roxxy :P
20:32:54 Mally Oh, OK. :P
20:33:05 Mally I don't usually do tongues but in your case I'll make an exception. ;)
20:33:11 Roxxy hehehe do ya feel stoopid doing it in an internet cafe?
20:33:25 Mally No-one can see the screen. :)
20:33:50 Mally Besides, I don't care. :)
20:34:52 Roxxy good!
20:35:59 Roxxy it's so hot i cant be arse to write anything
20:36:01 Roxxy has left the room
20:36:11 Roxxy has joined the room
20:36:20 *Mally whimpers
20:36:47 Roxxy s'ok! I'm back!
20:36:55 Roxxy Pressd the wrong button
20:37:09 Roxxy thanx thanty, again
20:37:13 Roxxy apologies for all that
20:37:17 Thanatos "Thanty"?
20:37:31 Mally That's OK. Mally's heart stopped for a moment, though.
20:37:32 Roxxy sorry, thanaty
20:37:52 *Thanatos groans very quietly.
20:37:54 Thanatos :-)
20:38:14 Roxxy it told me that my nickname wasn't registerd again!
20:38:19 Roxxy aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
20:39:30 *Mally turns on the air conditioner and cuddles Roxxy
20:39:31 Roxxy ooh, think i just registered it, back to normal :)
20:39:42 Mally Well done! :)
20:39:43 Roxxy hehehe, thanx Mally
20:39:57 Roxxy would you rather be called thanatos then thanaty?
20:40:22 Mally Thanny could be good - it'd be in keeping with the double-consonant thing. :)
20:40:38 Thanatos Yes please, if you don't mind, Roxxy - I'm a bit formal about my username. :-)
20:41:13 Thanatos Does anyone know how to check the list of registered users?
20:41:15 *Roxxy notes that thanatos likes to be called thanatos and nothing else tho she cant gaurantee she'll remember
20:41:59 Roxxy no :) blissfully incompetent in the ways of chat :)
20:42:06 Mally I'll have a look...
20:42:48 Mally Try /ulist {level}
20:42:55 Mally Where level is the specific access level
20:43:30 Thanatos Does that mean VOP, HOP etc.?
20:43:53 Mally I think it's more +str and the like. I'm not sure. I've never tried it.
20:44:09 Thanatos I've tried it and the list is blank.
20:44:48 Mally I'm afraid I don't know, then.
20:44:51 Mally Try numbers.
20:45:01 Thanatos Same result.
20:45:19 Thanatos Also, what's this robot Cypher for?
20:45:29 Mally Cypher is a bot that logs the chats.
20:45:32 Billy1987-1994 has joined the room
20:45:38 Roxxy BILLY!
20:45:38 Thanatos Greetings, Billy.
20:45:40 Mally Hi Billy!
20:45:42 Roxxy good to see you!
20:45:52 Thanatos Can Cypher do things like Skeletron and Jobe?
20:45:59 Billy1987-1994 Greetings all! Just been reading last nights log and this nights log
20:46:23 Billy1987-1994 !ask Can you do things like Skeletron and Jobe?
20:46:31 Mally Is this night's log up already?
20:46:34 Billy1987-1994 Guess not...!
20:46:43 Billy1987-1994 Indeed it is Mally pally
20:46:44 Roxxy you can read logs! ooooooooooooooooh the power
20:46:58 Mally Everyone can.
20:47:38 Billy1987-1994 Except Adam, who's IP has been configured making the Logs page password protected
20:47:41 Mally They're up on the Interactive Km pages.
20:47:54 Roxxy ooh didnt know that
20:47:58 Billy1987-1994 (Actually that's a lie, but it would be amusing if it were true)
20:48:05 Thanatos Damn.
20:48:16 Roxxy what's all the Adam hatred?
20:48:19 Thanatos I was having a nice malicious laugh over that.
20:48:32 Mally Roxxy: Don't ask! :)
20:48:41 Thanatos Basically, a while ago (I can't remember how long) he started being a dickhead.
20:48:42 Roxxy aw, but i wanna
20:48:45 Roxxy right
20:48:58 Roxxy continue T.H.A.N.A.T.O.S
20:49:01 Billy1987-1994 I don't really hate him, it's just amusing to include a name like that instead of typing 'some random person'
20:49:17 Thanatos LOL @ Roxxy's formality.
20:49:18 Mally :)
20:49:35 Roxxy Don't get used to it ;)
20:49:44 Roxxy Took me bloomin ages to type out
20:50:18 Thanatos Others know more than I do, but apparently, among other things, he took a lot of people's money without delivering the tapes they'd ordered and defrauded someone helping to film the RPG by claiming he worked for Televirtual and was making a new series of "Knightmare".
20:50:37 Billy1987-1994 Good grief, I'd forgotten that!
20:50:50 Roxxy p
20:50:51 Roxxy r
20:50:52 Roxxy i
20:50:53 Roxxy c
20:50:54 Roxxy k
20:50:57 Mally Some people are still waiting for their orders to be fulfilled.
20:51:04 Mally Roxxy: indeed!
20:51:59 Mally And since he's the only one who can't see these logs, we can say what the hell we like about him. :)
20:52:00 Thanatos What have I missed out, apart from the fact that he was very rude to some people (including me, in a whispered conversation)?
20:52:20 Mally I'm sure Kieran can tell a few stories.
20:52:37 Roxxy he cant see the logs?
20:52:39 Billy1987-1994 Oh dear! As I said earlier, that IP thing was a gag on my part. ;)
20:52:55 Roxxy bugger, coz i was going to call him a wanker but i wont now
20:53:08 Mally :D
20:53:25 Mally I missed that line, Billy. :S
20:53:40 *Mally likes a girl with spirit :)
20:53:48 Roxxy hehehe
20:53:53 Billy1987-1994 It was just after Roxxy's 'ooh didnt know that Billy'
20:54:07 Mally Yeah, I've seen it now. :S
20:54:45 Thanatos By the way, for those who were here, my abrupt departure last night was due to a power cut.
20:54:59 Mally Ah. Thunderstorms?
20:55:14 Billy1987-1994 Well, it's been very hot here in Devon
20:55:22 Thanatos No, I don't know what caused it.
20:55:25 Roxxy ooh, haven't had a powercut for ages
20:55:38 Roxxy it officially reached over 100F today
20:55:40 Mally Nor me. I quite like them.
20:55:45 Thanatos Neither had I until yesterday.
20:55:48 Mally Indeed!
20:55:52 *Thanatos doesn't like them.
20:56:27 Mally Billy: you certainly picked the perfect time to go to Devon, continental temperatures and all.
20:56:35 Roxxy it unofficially reached 102F on Wednesday according to my car
20:56:47 Mally Blimey.
20:57:05 Mally I read that the highest-ever temperature was recorded today at Heathrow.
20:57:16 Roxxy not in my car you understand, outside
20:57:22 Roxxy Roxxy has air conditioning
20:57:35 Roxxy and thats right Mally, my brother kept telling me
20:57:46 Thanatos Despite the weather, it was very dull by quarter past nine - I couldn't even read (until my dad dug out a gas light) or play on my GBA (until half-power came on shortly after ten, allowing some slightly flickery light but keeping the computer, telly, fridge and freezer disabled).
20:58:24 Mally Roxxy is one cool chick. ;)
20:58:44 Billy1987-1994 Funny how we British talk about the weather so much
20:58:56 Mally I like powercuts because we always whip out the candles and the tv is off for once.
20:58:59 Mally Indeed. :)
20:59:25 Kieran has joined the room
20:59:31 Billy1987-1994 I bet that if it rains tomorrow everyone will say 'Typical British Summer!'
20:59:32 Mally Probably because it's usually crappy so we complain, and when it does get better we remark about it. :)
20:59:35 Mally Hi Kieran!
20:59:37 Roxxy ooh Kieran hey!
20:59:45 Billy1987-1994 Greetings Kieran!
21:00:04 Kieran ooh hey roxxy!:-)
21:00:08 Kieran Hello all.
21:00:10 Thanatos Greetings, Kieran.
21:00:45 Kieran How are all?
21:00:55 *Mally is happy coz Roxxy is here :)
21:00:58 Thanatos Malefact says you can tell a few stories about Adam's unpleasantness. Do share.
21:01:01 Billy1987-1994 All are well
21:01:11 Mally Thanatos: BIG-MOUTH! :)
21:01:23 Roxxy personally i prefer winter coz u can keep putting clothes on but when it's this hot, you can only take so many clothes off anyway, over to you K
21:01:41 *Mally overheats
21:01:53 Billy1987-1994 Some excellent words of wisdom from Roxxy there!
21:02:02 Kieran It has been my misfortune to be involved with him, which would make anyone have a bad time.
21:02:19 Kieran And erm, so, how many of thse clothes shall be removed Roxxy?
21:02:21 *Mally like Roxxy's way with words. Phew! :)
21:02:37 Mally Kieran: I'll handle the smut, if you don't mind! ;)
21:02:51 Kieran I do fine myself.
21:03:13 Roxxy well
21:03:30 Roxxy i am not typing all that out thanaty!
21:03:35 Roxxy hehe, anway
21:03:51 Kieran All we need to know here is that Adam has gone for now, there is little point me telling random stories, if you ask specifically I will let ou know how things occured etc.
21:04:17 Roxxy for example, today i wonderd around the house in me underwear because it was so damn hot
21:04:34 *Mally overheats seriously
21:04:42 *Billy1987-1994 watches Malefact explode
21:04:45 Roxxy hehe
21:04:49 Roxxy well it's true
21:04:51 *Kieran opens eyes
21:05:24 Roxxy but i'm still really hot whereas in the winter i would just put on another layer if i was in my underpants and cold, geddit?
21:05:55 *Mally hates winter
21:05:59 Billy1987-1994 Welcome back!
21:06:19 Kieran Well open the window too....and erm maybe what else you have on is overheating you...You must have it bad!
21:06:35 Thanatos I liked this year's winter because we got a day of great snow (and a day off school).
21:07:33 *Mally turns the thermostat up
21:07:45 Roxxy you're all so bloody smutty you lot
21:07:53 Thanatos I've been going about the house bare-chested this weekend because of the heat. Oddly, though, my legs never seem to get uncomfortably hot, even if I wear black trousers on a very hot day.
21:07:56 Roxxy i like ir;)
21:07:58 Kieran Hmm, maybe I should put an 18+ sign on this room.
21:08:06 Roxxy *it
21:08:19 Roxxy ooooooooh thanatos, get you
21:08:45 *Thanatos groans.
21:08:51 Kieran I just wear my light weight shirts, usually half buttoned, that makes sure I dont melt.
21:09:15 Roxxy what thanatos, i spelled it right!
21:09:16 *Mally always wears at least a polo shirt (far too self-conscious)
21:09:21 Roxxy what is it with you?
21:10:56 Kieran Nothing with me Roxxy :-)
21:11:12 Thanatos I was groaning at the "ooooooooh" bit, Roxxy.
21:11:20 Thanatos Don't worry, I wasn't being serious.
21:11:30 Roxxy Sorry, was that not formal enough for you?! :)
21:11:33 Roxxy hehe
21:11:35 Mally Thanatos not being serious? You're joking! :)
21:12:15 Thanatos I'm not always serious except about the spelling of my name :-)].
21:12:29 Thanatos There should be a "[" before "except".
21:12:46 Mally So calling you 'Mr T' is out, then? :)
21:13:03 Roxxy y are you so serious about your name thanatos?
21:14:31 Thanatos I don't know. I just get irrationally irritated by such abbreviations as "Thanny".
21:14:55 Roxxy thats only coz it sounds like fanny
21:15:11 Kieran I tend to call people by their full name, or the name they WISH to be called by, meaning I don't just give nick names when I feel like it.
21:15:29 Mally Roxxy!!!
21:15:37 Kieran Meh...Roxxy! Honestly, trust you! :-)
21:16:06 Roxxy What? It does! Surely i wasnt the only person who thought that?!
21:16:23 Mally It didn't occur to me. :S
21:16:35 Kieran It did not quite reach my mind.
21:17:34 Kieran But still, interesting that you picked it out ;-)
21:17:40 Roxxy oh come on! i mean thanny! i mean, it sounds so much like it!
21:17:48 Billy1987-1994 I always thought it was pronounced 'Thay-na-toss'
21:17:55 Roxxy I've obviously got the dirtiest mind here
21:18:08 Mally It's all text to me - I never pronounce text in my head, so I wasn't able to see the connection.
21:18:16 Kieran You may believe that ;-)
21:19:07 Mally Don't worry. We're all corrupted in one way or another. ;)
21:19:24 Billy1987-1994 I love this: ""Crazy beyond belief" says Guest1563, "I didn't know anybody could be so manic" says Guest4402. Young, sassy and full of spunk (yes I have ripped that) Billy entertains providing you give him at least a two word answer every 2 minutes. However the use of the word "entertains" may be questionable to some. To those people I lift up my shirt!"
21:20:15 Mally wft?
21:20:22 Mally wtf? rather! :D
21:20:34 Billy1987-1994 http://forester.ezri.mine.nu/interactive/chat.html
21:20:54 Thanatos Properly the Greek word is pronounced "tha-NA-tos", but I find "THA-na-tos" more aesthetically pleasing to the ears.
21:22:00 Mally Wow! I'm listed!
21:22:30 Kieran Indeed, you are a 'staff' member.
21:22:37 Kieran Meaning you will appear.
21:22:39 Mally Bloody hell! I had no idea!
21:22:43 Roxxy oooooooooooooh the excitement
21:22:50 *Mally is quite genuinely touched!
21:22:57 Kieran Ah! Roxxy is excited!
21:23:00 Thanatos Plus I discovered Thanatos as a computer game villain before I discovered that it's Greek for "death", and the name had entered my mind in the latter pronunciation. Plus, since Greek is an ancient language, we don't worry too much about stress, simply stressing a word wherever it feels right.
21:23:42 Billy1987-1994 has left the room
21:23:57 Roxxy ok, tha-NA-tos
21:24:14 Roxxy actually, saying it like that gives it a kinda sexy feel
21:24:15 Roxxy hehe
21:24:16 Thanatos You ARE a half-op, Malefact - there's no reason for you not to be listed.
21:24:18 Mally And my name is pronounced mal-LEEE-fact :)
21:24:35 Thanatos Quiet, Roxxy - Malefact will get jealous. :-)
21:24:43 Mally I didn't realise all the ops are listed, let alone me!
21:24:52 *Mally is indeed getting rather jealous :)
21:25:27 *Thanatos briefly becomes a boastful bastard.
21:25:34 Roxxy my name is pronounced the same as 'foxxy' but changing the f for an r, or just leaving it, i answer to both
21:25:56 Kieran Foxxy Roxxy it is then :-)
21:25:59 Thanatos I was hoping Forester would put it in my description that I can claim the most victories (4) in the Caption Competition.
21:26:05 *Thanatos ceases to be a boasful bastard.
21:26:12 Mally Foxxy Roxxy was my idea, btw. :D
21:26:32 Kieran Hyper Foxxy Roxxy :-)
21:26:42 Mally I rarely take part in the Caption Competition - I keep forgetting it's there! :S
21:26:58 Kieran I have not done it for a long time now.
21:27:15 Roxxy i find the captions put forward are poor and not particularly amusing
21:27:16 Kieran There were a few problems at the start if I recall, somone admitted to rigging.
21:27:53 Thanatos I have an Excel table listing each winner's number of victories. Since I have no site, it can't be found on the net.
21:28:01 *Kieran pokes Roxxy
21:28:13 *Mally bristles
21:28:34 Roxxy hehe stoppit! boys! hehe
21:28:58 Billy1987-1994 has joined the room
21:29:01 Mally WB!
21:29:09 Billy1987-1994 Ta!
21:29:36 Roxxy ooooooooooooohlalala Billy!
21:29:42 Kieran Meh it is just fun :-) WB Billy.
21:29:46 Thanatos Greetings, Billy.
21:30:32 Billy1987-1994 I see you've all been discussing the caption competition
21:31:03 Roxxy yes it's been the hot topic of discussion
21:31:15 Billy1987-1994 I see!
21:31:28 Kieran There are a few hot things in this room, it would seem.
21:31:32 Roxxy as well as making mally jealous
21:31:34 RedMage has joined the room
21:31:37 Mally How do the judges decide which is the winning caption?
21:31:39 Mally Hi RedMage!
21:31:41 Roxxy hey Kiethy!
21:31:43 Billy1987-1994 Greetings RedMage?
21:31:55 Thanatos Greetings, Red Mage.
21:31:56 Billy1987-1994 Sorry, wrong punctuation, Greetings RedMage!
21:31:59 Roxxy *Keithy, apologie
21:32:01 RedMage Hey everyone. God damn that Forester.. I can't wait all day
21:32:03 Kieran Hello sir.
21:32:08 Mally Yes, there are a few hot goings on in here, and yes me can get jealous. :)
21:32:09 Billy1987-1994 Oh, and it's 'judge' Malefact ;)
21:32:16 *RedMage forgives Roxxy .. Forester spells it every which way. :)
21:32:39 Mally OK, how does the judge decide which is the winning caption, then? :)
21:32:48 Kieran Including htiek?
21:33:01 Kieran I believe it is voted for.
21:33:03 Mally htiek?
21:33:04 Roxxy hehe i must remember that, i before e except after c and in Keith
21:33:10 Roxxy yeah it's voted for
21:33:11 RedMage Don't! hehe
21:33:13 Mally Oh!
21:33:26 RedMage That's the rule Forester uses.. and he gets it wrong 80% of the time
21:33:49 Kieran His fingers move quicker than his thought :-)
21:33:50 Mally I see.
21:33:51 RedMage Vowels come in order... vowels come in order... vowels come in order. :D
21:33:57 Billy1987-1994 And if it's a draw, the judge decides which one he likes best. However, it is possible to vote several times for your own caption although a quick IP check solves that
21:35:08 Roxxy oh no! Km interavtive vote rigging scandal! why haven't i seen that in the national press?
21:35:35 Mally If every voterigging scandal made it to the papers, they'd be 1000 pages thick everyday. :)
21:36:06 Billy1987-1994 Although I am a little annoyed that the 'Teachers' competition is filled with random smut
21:36:31 Mally Smut, indeed! :)
21:36:46 Thanatos Plenty of Americans still deny the 2000 Floridian rigging.
21:36:57 Roxxy yeah, i started reading the entries and they gort really boring
21:38:26 Billy1987-1994 Personally, I was thrilled to have won the 'Head Explody' one without anyone complaining it was a fix!
21:38:46 Thanatos Was that, "You know when you've been Tangoed."?
21:39:10 RedMage Excuse me a second, good folks
21:39:14 Billy1987-1994 Indeed it was
21:39:20 Billy1987-1994 Alrighty RedMage
21:39:22 RedMage has left the room
21:39:55 RedMage has joined the room
21:40:12 Thanatos That was, indeed, a well-deserved victory, Billy.
21:40:29 Billy1987-1994 Ta muchly! Oh, and Welcome back RedMage!
21:40:48 RedMage Thanks. Nice to be back.. given the hours I was away. :)
21:40:49 Roxxy redmage goes a wondering, dododododododo
21:40:51 Mally WB!
21:41:10 RedMage Wow.. chill folks.. it's only a mackem mumbler
21:42:20 Roxxy reddy?
21:42:30 Forester has joined the room
21:42:37 Mally Hi Forester!
21:42:41 Forester Hullo.
21:42:43 Billy1987-1994 Greetings Forester!
21:42:45 Thanatos Greetings, Forester.
21:42:46 Roxxy hey forresty!
21:42:47 Mally Roxxy: reddy for what?
21:43:10 Roxxy no mally, reddy as in reddy magey
21:43:12 Thanatos You, Billy, with two victories, are in joint third place with three others in the eternal caption competition competition. Fifteen people have won once, four thrice, one (myself) four times.
21:43:25 Mally Ah, I see. :)
21:43:30 Billy1987-1994 Goodness!
21:43:43 *Roxxy is in awe of thanatos's caption abilities
21:43:48 Thanatos Forester, how does one check the list of registered users (and is it something only top ops can do)?
21:43:51 Roxxy npte sarcasm
21:44:02 Roxxy REDDY!
21:44:16 Forester Thanatos: /nickserv ACCESS #Knightmare LIST
21:44:27 Roxxy oi! Reddy Magey
21:44:33 Mally Btw, sorry to briefly go off-topic, but no-one's contributing to the interactive story on the forum. I don't wanna have to hijack another one.
21:44:42 *RedMage sneezes
21:44:49 Forester It will only show people that have been added to the list though, registering a nickname doesn't do that automatically.
21:44:51 RedMage Sorry Roxxy.. you wish of me..
21:44:58 Billy1987-1994 Oh right! Right! I'll have a look at it now
21:45:03 Thanatos Ah.
21:45:18 Roxxy yeah, reddy, what does thanny sound like?
21:45:20 Forester Sorry it's /chanserv not nickserv
21:46:26 RedMage Ermm.. nothing rude, if that's what you mean.. I like the greek weighting of his nickname. :)
21:46:30 Thanatos Should Roxxy be listed?
21:46:53 Kieran On the VOP list.
21:47:27 Roxxy well, i thought it sounded like fanny but everyone else said they'd never thought of that
21:47:42 Roxxy listed, what?huh?where?
21:48:04 Kieran How did you get the + tonight Roxxy?
21:48:16 Kieran You aren't registered on there, but you should be.
21:48:26 Mally Thanatos voiced her.
21:48:34 Billy1987-1994 Oh!
21:48:37 Mally I couldn't remember the jirc command.
21:48:46 Kieran That would explain it, you need to register if you are to be on the VOP list.
21:49:21 Kieran */msg chanserv register #knightmare PASS MAIL
21:49:29 Roxxy Register on what? how? huh?
21:49:56 Mally I knew it was something like that. I couldn't remember precisely, though. Thanks.
21:50:00 Kieran I took you through it the other week.
21:50:38 Kieran Elessar and Darren are the only VOPs at the moment.
21:50:39 Roxxy what is this VOP list?
21:50:58 RedMage I'm joining
21:50:59 Billy1987-1994 And who's Darren?
21:51:02 *Roxxy watches info fly over her head
21:51:28 Mally I'm not that sure myself, to be honest! :S
21:51:40 RedMage Came in last week
21:51:47 RedMage Whole night too.. grand chap
21:51:55 RedMage Even got to see his chest
21:51:58 Thanatos Type "/chanserv ACCESS #Knightmare LIST". Those with the number 30 after their names are VOPs.
21:52:11 Billy1987-1994 Oh, right! And he's a +vop now, is he?
21:52:45 Billy1987-1994 Ah, I see
21:53:06 Mally It says --ChanServ-- Access denied for me.
21:53:12 Roxxy Ditto
21:53:17 Billy1987-1994 Just typed that ChanServ code in
21:54:15 Roxxy guess u gotta be special for it to work
21:54:27 Billy1987-1994 That must be why it worked for me
21:54:33 Thanatos That would explain it.
21:54:36 Mally I dunno. Billy's a % like me and it works for him but now me.
21:54:40 Thanatos But in that case it should work for Mally.
21:54:42 Mally *not
21:54:53 Thanatos Change your name back to Malefact and see if it works.
21:55:16 Mally Ah. That's an idea.
21:55:32 Malefact Got it!
21:55:34 Kieran You have to use your registered name
21:55:50 Kieran Unregistered people cannot access it
21:56:10 Roxxy what is this about unregisterd peeps? WHAT WHAT WHAT?!
21:56:15 Forester Guide to nickname registration now on IKM help page
21:56:28 Billy1987-1994 Goody
21:56:34 Roxxy But I have registerd my nickname
21:56:39 Kieran Read Foresters little talk on it.
21:56:46 Kieran It has expired Roxxy, 16 days.
21:56:56 Roxxy yeah, i re=registerd it tonight
21:57:03 Kieran Oh
21:57:24 Kieran Done.
21:57:33 Malefact Yeah, I can see Roxxy on the list.
21:57:49 Roxxy i cant see me on the list :(
21:57:57 Roxxy i cant see the bloody list!
21:58:06 Malefact I'll read it out for you....
21:58:10 Kieran Now you are on the list you should be able.
22:00:36 Roxxy Still denying me access, this is so weird, i've never been denied access anywhere before
22:00:46 Kieran O_O
22:01:15 Roxxy yeah, even flashing my boobs at it wont work
22:01:27 Kieran O_O!
22:01:33 Billy1987-1994 Maybe only males can see it? Next time rachelesque is in try it with her.
22:01:35 *Malefact overheats
22:02:13 Kieran Am sure it would work on many other things.
22:02:33 Roxxy hehe it usually does ;)
22:03:14 Malefact Uhm, ah, well, that is, uhm....
22:03:44 Billy1987-1994 Thank goodness for logs!
22:04:33 Malefact Yeah, Cypher and I could very well become mortal enemies despite it being a program that never says anything. :)
22:06:07 Billy1987-1994 I guess no one will want to start a truth or dare session now, seeing as all the truths will be broadcast live to the nation
22:06:29 Malefact Well, I've got nothing to hide on that score. Just don't expect me to ask any questions. :S
22:07:20 Roxxy hehehe i think you've got all the information you need from me
22:07:22 Kieran Sanity may return then.
22:07:34 Kieran A little more wouldnt hurt Roxxy :)
22:07:52 Malefact You'd have to scrape me off the floor. :)
22:08:37 Roxxy hehehe, perhaps another time ;) I'm gonna call it a night soon :)
22:08:46 Malefact :(
22:09:34 *Malefact hates time
22:09:48 Roxxy i said soon, not now :)
22:10:16 Malefact Almost as bad. :(
22:10:18 Billy1987-19941 has joined the room
22:10:22 Malefact WB!
22:10:27 Billy1987-19941 Ta!
22:10:29 *Kieran doesnt see Roxxy on MSN...
22:10:43 Billy1987-19941 What's this? Roxxy on MSN?
22:10:54 Roxxy yeah, that's because i'm not at the mo ;)
22:11:18 Billy1987-19941 Ta again!
22:12:19 Kieran No worries.
22:13:34 Malefact Ooh! Someone very Foxxy has just signed in. :)
22:13:56 Roxxy Yeah but someone very foxxy's about to sign out too ;)
22:13:57 Kieran Billy? Hmm. O_o
22:14:20 Billy1987-1994 Well...thank you for the compliment, Malefact!
22:14:24 Roxxy hehehe
22:14:36 Malefact In your dreams, William! :)
22:16:00 Malefact Still, you've been online enough for me to see your nice picture again. :)
22:16:11 *Malefact is referring to Roxxy, btw! :)
22:16:20 Billy1987-1994 I was about to ask!
22:16:40 Malefact Hmm!
22:16:48 Kieran Very nice it is too.
22:17:13 *Malefact slaps Kieran about a bit with a blue whale
22:17:33 Billy1987-1994 That's gotta hurt!
22:17:36 Thanatos Oh dear! And I thought my swordfish was the limit!
22:18:05 Malefact !addme
22:18:09 Kieran Oi,
22:18:29 Kieran What was that for?
22:18:44 Malefact Me get jealous very easily. :)
22:19:11 Kieran And violent.
22:19:35 Billy1987-1994 Let's hope you don't turn Super Kieran then
22:20:00 Kieran O_o
22:20:14 Billy1987-1994 Sonic joke
22:20:48 Malefact Nah, I've nicked all the emeralds and me's got 50 rings. :)
22:20:50 Kieran I er, see, well am a SOP so maybe that is half way there ;-)
22:21:52 Thanatos It's unfair that Tails didn't have a Super mode for ages and no Hyper mode at all.
22:22:02 Thanatos Otherwise he was clearly Sonic's superior.
22:22:38 Malefact He was slower on land, though.
22:23:10 Thanatos Not much so.
22:23:31 Malefact Enough to wish you were using Sonic, though.
22:23:33 Thanatos He was friendlier, looked nicer and could fly.
22:23:45 Thanatos Pro-abortion ("pro-choice" is almost as demeaning a euphemism as "pro-life", though the former, at least, bears a modicum of accuracy).
22:23:48 Thanatos ---
22:23:50 Thanatos "Given the choice between betraying my country and betraying my friend, I hope I would have the courage to betray my country." - E. M. Forster
22:23:54 Thanatos Hey, that shouldn't have happened.
22:24:11 Thanatos That was inexplicable. It seems to have come from a message board I frequent.
22:24:12 Billy1987-1994 Did Forester write that?
22:24:29 Malefact :D
22:24:35 Thanatos I'd better go before I'm traced :-) (I was about to leave anyway).
22:24:42 Malefact Bye!
22:24:43 Thanatos has left the room
22:24:45 Billy1987-1994 By the way, I won the jackpot on a slot machine today
22:24:50 Malefact How much did you win?
22:24:52 Billy1987-1994 Bye for now, Th....oh well, maybe next week!
22:25:19 Billy1987-1994 £3, and then another 40p. Since I put a pound in I gained a £2.40 profit
22:26:01 Malefact Are you still in profit after taking into account all the other times you've put money into the machines, though. :)
22:26:04 Malefact ?
22:26:28 Billy1987-1994 That's a point! The good thing about Devon is that under 16s are allowed in these places
22:26:41 Billy1987-1994 Or maybe that's a bad thing, I don't know
22:27:26 Malefact It depends how you feel about losing money. :)
22:27:46 Billy1987-1994 True!
22:30:28 Malefact Rah!
22:32:00 Roxxy right kidses, i'm off
22:32:13 Malefact Bye! :(
22:32:23 RedMage Bye!
22:32:32 *Malefact smooches Roxxy
22:32:34 Roxxy i'm sure i'll be speaking to you soon! hehe
22:32:42 Kieran Bye bye Roxxy.
22:32:45 Malefact Indeed. :)
22:33:40 *Roxxy gives everyone a hug (and pinches their bums for good luck)
22:33:47 Roxxy bye boys!
22:33:50 Roxxy has left the room
22:33:52 Kieran 'bye bye roxxy, bye bye happiness, waheyhey, bye bye emptiness' etc :-)
22:34:03 *Billy1987-1994 is back
22:34:19 Billy1987-1994 ...and it seems I just missed Roxxy. Rats!
22:35:23 *Kieran will brb, has more packing to do
22:35:48 Billy1987-1994 Ooh, this computer has a webcam too! Flashy!
22:38:19 Malefact Gah! MTV are showing live Radiohead performances - it's on one of the tvs in the internet cafe. Thom Yorke don't half whinge!
22:41:27 Malefact Perhaps I should be going, too.
22:41:54 Malefact See y'all next weekend!
22:42:06 Billy1987-1994 I had better be off too now!
22:42:37 Malefact Bye-zeee-bye!
22:42:39 Billy1987-1994 I'll probably be either in London or Birmingham next weekend, so until then, bye for now everyone!
22:42:47 Malefact Bye!
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22:56:30 Kieran Birmingham hey? Hmm, seems a few will be there this week.
22:58:26 *RedMage scratches head
22:59:08 Kieran Billy, Hobnob and Ben will apparently be there.
22:59:36 RedMage Good, better, best?
23:00:22 Chris has joined the room
23:00:47 RedMage Hey!
23:00:54 Kieran Hello there.
23:00:56 Chris hiya
23:01:04 Chris hows everyone
23:01:20 RedMage Up and Down... common feature
23:01:41 Chris sorry i haven't been on for while been busy with college recently
23:01:56 Kieran Doing OK thanks Chris, yourself?
23:02:36 Kieran No worries :)
23:02:49 RedMage Yes, do beg your pardon, sir! Are you well?
23:08:31 Chris has left the room
23:09:13 RedMage Very busy with college! ;) Later, sir.. if you check the log
23:09:38 RedMage Mr Cypher ~ may the film of your self-same name hurry onto English screens!!
23:09:50 Kieran He just wanetd to ask a favour.
23:09:54 Kieran wanted*
23:10:28 RedMage k. Mr Cypher ~ he just wanted to ask a favour. :)
23:12:45 Kieran Hm, yes he did
23:12:57 Kieran He was asking me to tell Malefact he wont be on for a while
23:13:08 Kieran And asked me about Adam and for some advice.
23:13:16 RedMage Sorry Kieran.. was flitting a bit.
23:13:24 RedMage Is he alright, sir?
23:13:44 Kieran Well all bar the Adam situation, yes.
23:13:50 RedMage Obviously with the latter statement, something wrong
23:14:12 *RedMage shakes head and droops sadly
23:14:52 Kieran Told him what he needs to do, had to tell him he is on Holiday etc, which he wasnt happy about.
23:15:21 RedMage Should think not... we're all a bit surprised by that.. especially the length of this sojourn
23:16:32 Kieran It is amazing, his apparent troubles etc etc...shame really, seems unlikely things are being done which is what I was promised.
23:18:24 RedMage Nods.. commitments are neglected
23:28:30 RedMage Meh.. well.. never mind. Next week looking good!
23:29:22 Kieran It is :-)
23:35:36 RedMage Meh.. rueing that I can't marry Sarah Wynter
23:36:10 RedMage So unfair. : / KaM is smitten for '24's Kate Warner
23:38:26 Kieran heck!
23:38:41 Kieran aim within reason sir! not someone you dont reuddy well know :-P
23:38:43 Kieran BRB
23:38:48 RedMage or Ashley Judd.. or Mira Sorvino.
23:38:50 Kieran -e
23:38:55 RedMage Shockingz
23:56:17 Kieran Back.
23:56:36 RedMage Yey!
23:56:50 Kieran Had a talk with Kat.
23:56:58 Kieran Is all getting very exciting sir.
23:58:41 Kieran Will see her today.
00:01:59 RedMage Refer to MSN good sir
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