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19:40:48 Malefact has joined the room
19:41:16 Malefact Hi Cypher!
19:41:34 Malefact Gah. A bot.
19:42:01 Malefact Hmm. I wonder...
19:43:48 Forester has joined the room
19:43:57 Malefact Hi Forester!
19:44:02 Malefact What does Cypher do?
19:44:05 Forester Hullo.
19:44:10 Forester He logs things.
19:44:22 Malefact Ah. I'll keep my big gob shut, then. :)
19:44:48 Forester Hehe. They're put onto IKM as things happen. http://knightmare.com/interactive
19:45:29 Malefact Ah, I see.
19:45:58 Malefact Are there any conversation simulator bots out there?
19:46:17 Forester Loads. Most based upon Alice.
19:46:39 Forester http://www.alicebot.org/
19:46:47 *Malefact goes to look
19:48:10 Malefact Can it learn?
19:48:36 Forester Supposedly.
19:48:53 Malefact Interesting.
19:49:26 Malefact Hehe. It'd be interesting to deploy one or two in a room without telling anyone, to see if people realise. :)
19:50:59 Forester They're very easy to spot.
19:51:11 Forester Fall on their knees if not asked questions.
19:51:22 Malefact I can imagine. :)
19:52:22 Malefact "Hey, Alice!" "Would you like to talk about it?"
19:52:55 Malefact "Eh? I only meant to ask how you were" "Is there any particular reason why you only meant to ask how I were?"
19:53:08 Forester See... a long way to go.
19:53:09 Pooka has joined the room
19:53:14 Malefact Hi Pooka!
19:53:17 Pooka Hiya
19:53:19 Malefact Indeed.
19:53:49 Malefact Hi Becki!
19:54:02 Pooka_and_Becki Hey, Forester - is that Cypher Bot making the logs on IKM?
19:54:10 Forester Yep.
19:54:21 Pooka_and_Becki That's cool.
19:54:21 Pooka_and_Becki :)
19:54:34 *Malefact puts a muzzle on his mind, then
19:54:39 Pooka_and_Becke Gah. Bored of that.
19:55:06 Malefact "Gah"? I thought it was "meh". :)
19:55:14 Pooka_and_Becke Meh. Blah. Asda.
19:55:32 Malefact Sainsburys
19:55:33 Pooka_and_Becke ACTION can't be too rude now if they're being logged :)
19:55:45 *Malefact can't go too insane for the same reason
19:56:13 Forester Your "action" didn't work out right.
19:56:29 Pooka_and_Becke Pooka : Does Cypher do anything else?
19:56:37 Malefact Who's action?
19:56:45 Forester Not at the moment, have nothing else to make it do.
19:56:50 Forester P&B's.
19:56:57 Malefact Oh, OK.
19:56:57 Pooka_and_Becke Ah well. It's class as it is.
19:57:42 Forester I'm thinking of probably adding a thing to show who's in the chatroom from the web-site, but that's all so far.
19:58:08 Malefact That could be good.
19:58:23 Pooka_and_Becke Unlike the IRC /NAMES command which doesn't appear to do anything!
19:58:50 *Malefact tries it for himself... nuffin.
19:58:53 Forester Because RAW server data is hidden, it updates your nickname list.
19:59:21 Forester Since sometimes the nickname list will be wrong.
19:59:30 Davius has joined the room
19:59:35 Malefact Hi Davius!
19:59:39 Davius hi everyone!
19:59:41 Forester Hullo.
19:59:59 Pooka_and_Becke Hey.
20:01:05 *Malefact likes cake
20:01:19 Pooka_and_Becke !ilikecake
20:01:56 Pooka_and_Becke has left the room
20:02:09 Malefact Gah! I've made them hungry.
20:02:17 Pooka has joined the room
20:02:25 Davius yep, cake is good
20:02:54 Malefact All food and no moving for years make Malefact's life a living hell..... GAH! Sorry.
20:03:40 Malefact Forester? Why have you lost your @ ?
20:03:58 Forester Demonstrating /names to P&B
20:04:07 Malefact Ah.
20:04:43 Pooka has left the room
20:05:02 ChanServ OP command used for Forester by Forester
20:05:26 Davius you'll have to excuse me if i am even more quiet than usual today... i rediscovered flight of the amazon queen on my amiga, and am currently emulating it
20:05:41 Pooka has joined the room
20:05:44 Forester Not a favourite :-/
20:05:50 Malefact You're emulating a queen, eh? Interesting. :)
20:06:01 Forester I prefer Indiana Jones & Fate of Atlantis
20:06:36 Pooka_and_Becke OK, that's the last deliberate quit & re-entry, I promise!
20:06:37 Davius it's not one of my favourites either, i prefer the monkey islands and simon the sorcerer
20:06:50 *Malefact is feeling mischievous...
20:06:58 Pooka_and_Becke MI series & STS series both rock.
20:07:00 Malefact Say, why isn't is Becke_and_Pooka? :)
20:07:05 Davius the fate of atlantis was good too. the three paths had good replay value!
20:07:16 Forester I always picked Team though.
20:07:42 Pooka_and_Becke I dunno. Because I'm on his name aren't I?
20:08:06 Malefact OK. :)
20:08:29 Davius anyway... i guess i like all point and click/adventure games... kings/space quests were good classics too
20:08:51 Davius not to mention beneath a steel sky
20:09:11 Malefact The closest I've ever got to a point-and-click is playing Elite with my mouse.
20:09:13 Forester has left the room
20:09:13 Forester has joined the room
20:09:17 Pooka_and_Becke BASS was excellent - Joey was class.
20:10:07 Davius yeah... i think it is my favourite point and click. it was well worth the £30 (which i seem to remember was a lot of money for a game back then!)
20:10:18 Davius i always felt bad for joey when he lost his arm :)
20:10:38 Pooka_and_Becke The Bik still does not understand - is this before my time?
20:11:29 Davius Bik?
20:11:41 Pooka_and_Becke Becke.
20:11:55 Pooka_and_Becke Pooka : Medical droid Joey was my favourite body
20:12:20 Davius ah right... i dunno. i think it might have been released in '93
20:13:08 Davius i remember when i first installed BASS... a huge 15 floppy disks... took absolutely ages
20:14:27 Malefact What is BASS?
20:14:44 Davius short for Beneath a Steel Sky
20:14:45 Pooka_and_Becke Well, it's a kind of fish ....
20:15:34 Malefact P&B: I don't know which one of you was responsible for that 'joke' but shame on you! :)
20:15:55 Pooka_and_Becke OK, well it's a kind of guitar too.
20:16:21 Malefact Grr!
20:18:48 Davius by the way... revolution software have actually released the PC version of BASS for freeware recently- http://www.revolution.com/
20:19:20 Davius you need the ScummVM to play it, but it is worth the effort for the voice acting (which sadly isnt on the amiga version)
20:20:11 Malefact What is ScrummVM?
20:20:27 Pooka_and_Becke Freeware? Excellent, I shall have to investigate when I go home. If ever.
20:21:08 Davius im not quite sure myself... but i believe it is a virtual machine for games produced by the SCUMM engine (Script Creation Utility for Maniac Mansion)
20:21:32 Davius BASS wasnt done with the SCUMM engine, but revolution let some ppl mess with it until it worked
20:21:44 Malefact Ah.
20:22:59 Malefact I shall also investigate it when I go home.
20:25:50 *Malefact is run over by a tumbleweed
20:26:04 *Pooka_and_Becke eat the tumbleweed
20:26:18 Pooka_and_Becke Mmm. Roughage.
20:27:23 *Malefact fetches the air freshener
20:27:56 Pooka_and_Becke ARG! Get away from me with that thing!
20:28:37 Malefact Sorry. It's for the greater good.
20:28:54 Pooka_and_Becke *sigh* OK.
20:29:02 *Pooka_and_Becke get sprayed and like it
20:29:26 Malefact Aw, gawd!
20:29:36 Pooka_and_Becke "For the greater good"? You're a Utilitarian now?
20:30:05 Malefact Nope. I live inside my mind.
20:31:34 Thanatos has joined the room
20:31:40 Thanatos Greetings, all.
20:31:41 Malefact Hi Thanatos!
20:31:44 Pooka_and_Becke Do many people usually come on a Saturday night?
20:31:45 Pooka_and_Becke Heya.
20:31:53 Davius hi Thanatos
20:32:00 Malefact I think we got up to 9 last Saturday.
20:32:03 Thanatos A lot more have been coming recently. A while ago we even had more than we did the next day.
20:34:52 *Thanatos fireballs a passing tumbleweed.
20:34:57 Kieran has joined the room
20:35:05 Pooka_and_Becke Damn! I was gonna eat that.
20:35:17 Pooka_and_Becke I mean, erm .... gi Kieran.
20:35:19 Thanatos LOL! And greetings, Kieran.
20:35:20 Pooka_and_Becke *hi
20:35:47 Malefact Hi Kieran!
20:35:54 Kieran Hello
20:37:24 Malefact It was quite strange last weekend, actually. At one point we were actually talking about Km.
20:38:10 Kieran We spoke about it a good amount of the time
20:38:30 Kieran msg from RedMage: Will be on about 10pm
20:38:41 Malefact OK, thanks.
20:39:06 Malefact Billy said that he may or may not be here tonight because something may be happening.
20:39:07 Kieran Had many else in tonight?
20:39:41 Kieran Righto :-)
20:40:43 *Malefact analyses, ratifies, theorises about and ponders a small slice of reality and malfunctions
20:40:46 Kieran Everyone doing good?
20:40:57 Thanatos I am.
20:41:13 Malefact The Malefactian Government makes no comment at this stage.
20:42:12 Kieran Ok....well thats not too bad i guess. Me still fed up of spending half of yesterday on a train
20:42:27 Malefact Oh?
20:42:53 Kieran Horrid journey. Left Nottingham @ about 6, did not get home until 12
20:42:59 Thanatos Well, you are in Britain.
20:43:23 *Thanatos resists the temptation to begin a rant about the overwhelming case for renationalisation.
20:43:51 Malefact The concept of nations and countries doesn't really make sense, though.
20:45:23 *Thanatos must leave, hopefully very briefly.
20:45:25 Thanatos has left the room
20:45:34 Kieran Hmm well I have yet another journey on Monday, am hoping it wont be as bad
20:45:36 Kieran (to Birmingham)
20:45:47 Thanatos has joined the room
20:46:02 Malefact Indeed?
20:46:15 Thanatos Indeed what?
20:46:37 Malefact Kieran: Hmm well I have yet another journey on Monday, am hoping it wont be as bad
20:47:23 *Pooka_and_Becke would like to announce that they are actually here, just busy being dim.
20:47:45 *Malefact wishes he were dim
20:47:57 Thanatos Why's that, Malefact?
20:48:19 Pooka_and_Becke Ooh, Kieran's going to Birmingham? I'm going there on the same day. :)
20:48:20 Kieran Yes, am off to Birmingham for a week.
20:48:35 Kieran Thanks warning me ;-)
20:48:39 Malefact Because I wouldn't have messed things up for myself.
20:48:56 Pooka_and_Becke If I was smart, I'd be dead by now.
20:49:32 *Malefact can empathise
20:49:36 Thanatos Why's that, Pooka/Becke (whichever of you said that)?
20:50:08 Pooka_and_Becke Becke : Because .... well, I'm too dim to say aren't I?
20:50:11 Pooka_and_Becke :P
20:50:52 Malefact Needless to say, it has turned me into....
20:51:31 Malefact Nuff said.
20:51:37 Billy1987-1994 has joined the room
20:51:42 Malefact Hi Billy!
20:51:47 Davius hi Billy
20:51:51 Pooka_and_Becke Hi.
20:51:57 Kieran Hello Billy.
20:52:07 Billy1987-1994 Greetings all! Greetings Cypher! I'm currently reading your logs as I speak
20:52:20 Thanatos Greetings, Billy.
20:52:57 *Malefact is desperately trying to appear less un-hinged than he actually is, for the sake of posterity
20:53:50 Billy1987-1994 Luckily, nothing popped up in the end
20:54:03 Thanatos I've met much less hinged people (one of whom had a sign on his bedroom door reading, "Do not disturb - I'm disturbed enough already.").
20:54:31 Pooka_and_Becke I want a sign like that.
20:54:47 Thanatos I think he made it himself.
20:54:55 Billy1987-1994 Actually, if you had opened the door then it would have fallen off due to the lack of hinges
20:55:04 Thanatos I have a small sticker on my door reading, "Tory-Free Zone".
20:55:11 Malefact I save all my cryptic ramblings for my forum signatures.
20:55:13 Thanatos LOL, Billy!
20:55:36 Kieran Mine says 'Kieran's Room', which is original.
20:55:49 Malefact :)
20:55:53 Kieran Also has a radioactive sign on it....
20:56:34 Pooka_and_Becke Mine has pictures of little blue dinosaurs with silly haircuts. And Morti's says, "Eye protection must be worn".
20:56:36 Thanatos Your room will soon be bombed by the USAF, then, Kieran.
20:56:41 Malefact Me found a nice snippet from a King Crimson song called Starless to use for my latest signature...
20:57:19 Kieran I am waiting for them, Thanatos.
20:57:23 Malefact "Sundown dazzling day, gold through my eyes, but my eyes turned inward, only see Starless and Bible Black"
20:57:44 Thanatos I've just seen that signature of yours on the forum.
20:57:47 Billy1987-1994 Good god, there's a rumor that Disney are going to make 'Mary Poppins 2' with Queen Latifah as Mary Poppins
20:57:56 Kieran I have 'If' poem on my bedroom wall.
20:58:16 Malefact Disney are bloody idiots.
20:58:18 *Kieran cringes
20:59:18 Malefact They are well and truly caught up in a cycle of lazy sequels.
20:59:50 Pooka_and_Becke They could find another traditional kids' story to ruin.
21:00:15 *Kieran is pleased he has written 4 songs today
21:00:17 Malefact Snow White II: The Bitch Is Back.
21:00:20 Malefact 4?!
21:00:21 Thanatos Or another Greek myth.
21:00:57 Pooka_and_Becke Kieran - Hah! Something I did before you, at last!
21:00:57 Kieran Yes, I used my inspiration of travelling on the trains yesterday and the talk I had with Kat, made them all in 15 minutes, I am rather pleased.
21:01:06 *Pooka_and_Becke controls Pooka
21:01:08 Kieran Beg pardon?
21:01:17 Pooka_and_Becke That didn't look quite right ....
21:01:18 Malefact Hmm! I think 3 is my own record.
21:01:24 Kieran I have been writing songs since I was 7 if that helps.
21:01:40 Billy1987-1994 I wrote a song many years ago
21:01:44 Kieran I am not after records, just pleased they came out well in the end.
21:01:59 Malefact Hmm again! I started when I was, let me see, 15 I think.
21:02:12 Pooka_and_Becke I write many songs - http://www.fictionpress.com/~muziana
21:02:24 Malefact Everybody has done everything before me. :S
21:02:35 Kieran Soon as I get a recording studio sorted I can do my 2 pipe-line cd's, hopefully.
21:02:57 Malefact A home studio?
21:03:02 Kieran No :-P
21:03:07 Kieran Just 'a' studio.
21:03:24 Malefact Ah. You'll be paying for studio time, then?
21:03:27 Thanatos I've got a poem on Fiction Press (http://www.fictionpress.com/read.php?storyid=1359258).
21:04:02 Pooka_and_Becke I know someone who could get me a recording studio in Canterbury - thing is, 1. I don't have anything worth recording and 2. Canterbury is a buggery place to get to.
21:04:26 Kieran I know someone, just a matter of when the hell I will have any time
21:04:37 Kieran Have 2 people willing to partner up w/ me already.
21:04:52 Malefact My trouble is that I have all the equipment I need but my vocals are at best adequate, and that's after lots of retakes.
21:05:15 Kieran Would not mind any guitar person :-)
21:05:37 Kieran I tend to sing better without a guitar in my hand, gen because I like to move around a bit etc.
21:06:41 Malefact I never do any performances. I much prefer presenting a completed recorded work.
21:06:43 Kieran There are quite a few songs I want to do other than my own.....Keiths selection being a good % of them (well not HIS, but his fav band, Alphaville)
21:06:52 Pooka_and_Becke You can move about with a guitar you know, not forbidden...
21:07:23 Pooka_and_Becke Malefact: I would jump at the chance to do either, performances being my pref.
21:07:31 *Billy1987-1994 apologises for not speaking much, is currently browsing through old photo albums
21:07:37 Kieran You can move far better without having a guitar to hold and play with.
21:07:49 Malefact Get a guitar strap. :)
21:08:00 Pooka_and_Becke You cou;d
21:08:03 Malefact P&B: Recording can be a bit of a bugger.
21:08:06 Pooka_and_Becke could* jump a bit...
21:08:12 Kieran Still takes over me hands :-)
21:08:29 Malefact Paul Simon seems to manage OK. :)
21:08:35 Pooka_and_Becke Pooka: Bah! I know, but I've never done any performances, barring us playing to my family ;)
21:08:41 Kieran He never stops O_o
21:09:11 Pooka_and_Becke Becke : I've done many performances, singing at parties etc.
21:09:40 Thanatos has left the room
21:09:49 Malefact Thinking about it, I may have done a couple of performances over the years: Ideal Human Exhibition, Rubik's Paradox and Sick spring to mind.
21:09:56 Kieran I have another 9 performances coming up in 2 weeks :-\ no wonder i have no time
21:10:08 Kieran need to eat for now, shall be back shortly, hopefully.
21:10:13 Malefact OK.
21:10:28 Pooka_and_Becke K - seeya.
21:10:29 Kieran has left the room
21:10:42 Malefact I've been doing some more tinkering with my album. I now have a more up-to-date tracklist.
21:11:02 Davius ah well, i'll be going now as well. see ya'll next week!
21:11:10 Pooka_and_Becke Bye Dav.
21:11:14 Malefact Bye!
21:11:24 Davius bye!
21:11:25 Davius has left the room
21:12:14 Malefact The list now stands as: The Warmth Of Standing Tall, Waterfalling, Busy, Sick, Pass Away, Interlude (nstrumental), Flyaway, Intersection, You Saved Me, Suttee (instrumental), Barren.
21:12:42 Pooka_and_Becke We're gonna go do stuff now (GUTTA!!). Bye.
21:12:52 Malefact Bye! :(
21:12:59 Malefact Everyone's leaving. :(
21:13:00 Malefact Is it me?
21:13:02 Malefact Probably. :S
21:13:08 Forester Always is
21:13:10 Pooka_and_Becke has left the room
21:13:13 Pooka_and_Becke has joined the room
21:13:15 Pooka_and_Becke has left the room
21:13:35 Malefact Really? :(
21:14:09 Billy1987-1994 I'm back!
21:14:13 Forester Yep, nobody likes you. You're all alone, I don't like you, the sky doesn't like you nobody... I think it's the smell, real foul.
21:14:15 Malefact Hi Billy!
21:14:35 *Forester hangs Billy a peg
21:14:43 Malefact Oh, right. :)
21:15:21 Forester Nah people always seem to come and go in groups.
21:15:46 Malefact Ruddy herd instinct. :)
21:16:14 Forester Like Women... "I'm going to lav!", "Oh cool I'll join you.", "Hey! Wait up... did you hear about Joseph... I mean w.o.w!"
21:16:16 Hordriss has joined the room
21:16:22 Malefact Hi Hordriss!
21:16:32 Hordriss lo
21:16:33 Malefact I thought you wouldn't be able to make it!
21:16:43 Hordriss was a 50/50 chance
21:16:53 Forester I offered him free drugs.
21:17:04 Malefact Forester: I sort of know what you mean. You'd never catch blokes doing that, though! :)
21:17:18 Malefact Ah, and naturally he couldn't resist. :)
21:17:27 Hordriss ?
21:17:50 Malefact I thought you said that the school is locked up at weekends, Hordriss.
21:18:13 Hordriss yeah...I aint at school
21:18:47 Malefact You managed to find another way then?
21:19:12 Hordriss no im stikll in this country atm
21:19:40 Malefact Which country?
21:20:04 Billy1987-1994 I'm afraid I had better be off for the night now! I'll be reading the logs with interest tomorrow.
21:20:16 Malefact OK. :(
21:20:17 Malefact Bye!
21:20:25 Hordriss cyas
21:20:40 Hordriss england is this countrys name still i beleive
21:20:41 Forester He's at home.
21:20:54 Billy1987-1994 I'll hopefully be back tomorrow night if something doesn't pop up
21:20:59 Billy1987-1994 Byeeeeeee!
21:21:08 Malefact Oh. I thought you left the country last weekend. Hence the leaving do.
21:21:09 Forester Bye Billy
21:21:10 Malefact Bye!
21:21:44 *Billy1987-1994 jumps into a NASA spaceship and flies off back to Earth
21:21:48 Billy1987-1994 has left the room
21:21:49 Hordriss no i left for edinburgh fringe rehearsels
21:21:58 Malefact Ah, I see.
21:22:05 Hordriss then in a weeks time im IN edinburgh fringe
21:22:09 Forester Which he's been kicked out off.
21:22:12 Hordriss then i return for 4 days
21:22:16 Hordriss SHUSH!
21:22:20 Forester And then kicked out the country.
21:22:25 Hordriss and then china
21:22:46 Malefact Kicked out, eh? :)
21:22:51 Malefact What's the story?
21:22:55 *Forester rolls eyes
21:23:09 Hordriss i seduced too many spanish girls
21:23:18 Forester You wish!
21:23:25 Forester They kicked him out for smelling of fish.
21:23:35 Forester (He hasn't been kicked out)
21:23:36 Hordriss which YOU planted on me
21:23:54 Forester Look I told you! The haddock slipped into your boxers by accident.
21:24:04 Malefact Interesting exploits you young things get up to. :)
21:24:24 Hordriss Young?!
21:24:28 *Hordriss is 22
21:24:50 *Forester cries 23 in November
21:25:04 Forester Why god why! Why are you doing this to us?
21:25:07 Hordriss old git
21:25:14 Malefact Me is 21 in October and I feel ancient.
21:25:24 Forester It gets far worse!
21:25:32 Forester I'm dreading 30.
21:25:44 Forester Will need therapy for that one.
21:25:54 *Hordriss actually feels quite old atm with having hoardes of 16 year old girls opposite our halls of residence back in preston
21:25:59 Malefact I'm in need of a bit of therapy now.
21:26:27 Malefact It seems I'm not alone in hating being in my 20s then.
21:26:52 *Forester hands Malefact a picture
21:29:29 *Hordriss adds comment to point and click and moulds it into infocom text adventures discussion
21:29:47 Hordriss because...
21:30:15 *Hordriss got a box of infocom maps and a hint book and manual for 20 of their games on thursdays market
21:31:04 *Hordriss has at least 10 of the games from earlier purchasings but all the manuals etc were all on acrobat reader and tok forever to to read and would be v costly to print off
21:31:49 Forester Which games?
21:32:22 Hordriss i got the maps/books for the following: (gopes to get box)
21:32:27 Hordriss goes*
21:32:39 *Malefact begins to randomly quote some lyrics
21:33:08 Malefact In front and behind and inside my mind it looks like me and I look and see it isn't me at all.
21:33:29 Malefact It has my face stands in my place I know it's there I sit and stare from behind the wall.
21:33:50 Malefact It has no flaws it opens doors it walks right through what can I do to stand that tall?
21:34:14 Forester Umm... Stand on a box?
21:34:40 Forester Write a song about it using those same lyrics.
21:35:11 Malefact That is a song (one of mine).
21:35:53 Hordriss infidel, lurking horror, suspect, ballyhoo, hitchikers guide to..., suspended, starcross, deadline, witness, moonmist, planetfall, stationfall, enchanter, sorcery, spellbreaker, zork zero 1,2 and 3 and beyond zork
21:36:24 Hordriss all for £1
21:36:39 Forester Aren't the Zork series text only?
21:37:32 Hordriss yes
21:37:40 Hordriss but you still need maps for them
21:37:59 Forester Malefact: If you want a new idea for a song, write about how bogies always miss the tissue and end up on you instead.
21:38:05 Hordriss all of above are text adventures
21:38:37 Forester The range of text adventures I've played is rather limited.
21:38:46 Forester They were much harder than point & click imo.
21:38:56 Forester Because you'd have to guess words or phrases a lot
21:39:09 Malefact Forester: I shall add that to the list.
21:39:26 Forester You might've solved the puzzle but executing it was tough.
21:39:28 Hordriss yup
21:39:55 Hordriss ithout right phrasing you were buggered - imagination relied on heavily
21:40:18 Malefact Hehe! I love parsers, don't you?
21:40:32 Forester And games that insisted on "Inventory" for a list of items you're holding aaarrrgggghhhh!
21:41:27 Forester "pull trapdoor"
21:41:30 Hordriss heheh classics
21:41:34 Forester "sorry I can't do that."
21:41:42 Forester "move trapdoor"
21:41:48 Hordriss i like swearing at them ;)
21:41:49 Forester "sorry I can't do that."
21:41:50 Forester "open trapdoor"
21:41:55 Forester "sorry I can't do that."
21:42:29 Forester "Bend legs to a 40 degree angle, keep back straight and pull on that little trapdoor handle you described in explicit detail"
21:42:35 Forester "the trapdoor opens"
21:43:01 Malefact "Ratify that portion of reality over yonder and decide what's best in the long run"
21:43:18 Malefact "Output the meaning of life"
21:43:42 Malefact They've never yet made a good enough parser, have they? :)
21:44:10 Forester I just think they failed to KISS.
21:44:24 Malefact KISS?
21:44:31 Forester Keep it simple stupid
21:44:51 Malefact Ah. :D
21:45:05 Malefact Tell that to Microsoft.
21:45:15 Malefact And Intel as well, come to think of it.
21:45:52 Forester Intel do some things for a good reason. E.g. Intel's floating point method.
21:46:08 Malefact Shame about the architecture, though. :)
21:46:18 Hordriss 19 out of the maps etc i bought are in the 30 game paxkage i bought 5 years ago :))
21:46:27 Forester It's all for backwards compatibility
21:46:40 Hordriss leaving 11 for printing/reading on disc
21:47:00 Malefact True, but if they'd decided on RISC to begin with, they wouldn't be in the mess they are now.
21:47:48 Forester I didn't think RISC even existed back then.
21:48:33 Malefact I'm sure RISC was theorised about as much as thirty years ago.
21:48:52 Malefact The first ARM processor came out in '86 I think.
21:49:11 *Hordriss is pleased with his bargain
21:49:43 *Malefact is pleased that Hordriss is pleased
21:50:22 Kieran has joined the room
21:50:43 *Hordriss is pleased that malefact is pleased that I'm pleased
21:50:52 Malefact WB!
21:51:10 Kieran Hello again
21:51:13 *Malefact is pleased that Hordriss is pleased that Malefact is pleased that Hordriss is pleased
21:51:17 *Kieran waves at the mage
21:51:46 *Hordriss waves at the master of the dungeons and inquires why he has a towel round his waist
21:51:59 Malefact Gah! Put something on, man!
21:52:24 Kieran O_O
21:52:31 Kieran I see a few have left
21:52:43 Forester "Unforgettable.... that's what you are!"
21:52:54 Kieran O_o
21:53:17 *Malefact wishes he weren't so modest
21:53:20 *Hordriss points Kieran in the direction of the cloithes cupboard
21:53:46 Kieran thank you
21:54:02 *Kieran gets his cloak on
21:54:17 Malefact In front and behind and inside my mind it looks like me and I look and see it isn't me at all.
21:54:42 Malefact It has my face stands in my place I know it's there I sit and stare from behind the wall.
21:55:01 Malefact It has no flaws it opens doors it walks right through what can I do to stand that tall?
21:55:05 Forester Umm cloaks don't tend to cover the front area.
21:55:19 Hordriss maybe hes got it on back to front
21:55:20 Forester You'll need a tent to cover that bit.
21:55:46 *Kieran sighs
21:57:59 [m] Sweet darkness
21:58:51 Kieran erm...well...where were we?
21:58:52 [m] Sundown dazzling day, gold through my eyes, but my eyes turned within, only see Starless and Bible Black.
21:59:13 Hordriss erm getting you dressed
21:59:27 *Hordriss clicks fingers for frego to dress his master properly
22:00:22 Hordriss FREGO?
22:01:22 Kieran Useless little halfing
22:01:34 *[m] turns it into a quarterling
22:01:42 Hordriss malefact go find the impudent so and so
22:02:09 [m] I have it, although it may now need a bit of assembly.
22:02:54 [m] Proboards have won.
22:04:08 [m] The yellow jester does not play but gently pulls the strings and smiles as the puppets dance in the court of the crimson king.
22:05:22 [m] Rah!
22:05:35 *[m] spies on people's private conversations
22:05:44 *Hordriss yawns and wishes to back to frivolity
22:06:08 [m] I can do frivolous insanity, if that helps.
22:06:37 Hordriss just general frivolity l;ike b4 was fine here
22:07:05 Kieran why did Weeping Door and Hobnob leave?
22:07:16 [m] Who?
22:07:32 Kieran Were you here at the time Hordriss sir?
22:07:40 Hordriss nope
22:07:48 Kieran Ah...
22:07:51 *Hordriss arrived afterwards
22:08:08 [m] Oh. Do you mean Lennono? :)
22:08:30 Kieran No, he could sing....I mean the other two.
22:08:49 [m] Do they know you call them that?
22:08:53 [m] Hi Cypher! :)
22:09:14 Kieran It is hard not to find out.
22:09:57 *[m] wonders what he is called in his absence
22:10:22 *Kieran shrugs
22:10:29 Hordriss dunno
22:10:41 Kieran It certainly is not in their absense as such...They can see what I name them as whenever they wish
22:11:43 Hordriss esp now with groovy logging system
22:12:07 [m] Indeed. Then again, they'll only see if they read through the logs.
22:12:14 Kieran well, that and other methods.
22:12:24 [m] Gossip, you mean? :)
22:12:33 Kieran Not necessarily their only means....plus I have plenty of reason to be far far far worse with them.
22:12:36 Kieran Nope.
22:12:52 *Hordriss runs up to kieran taps him on arm and shouts 'tick' and runsoff again#
22:13:36 [m] I could ask what those reasons are but I don't think I will.
22:14:09 Hordriss run malefact - kierans 'on'
22:14:16 *[m] runs
22:14:34 Kieran to late, I already had my foot on your cloak
22:14:45 Hordriss bother
22:14:46 [m] Gah!
22:14:58 Kieran You should not ask sir, they are pretty nasty things. Anyway, haha! Got you!
22:15:30 [m] No-one can get me apart from myself. :)
22:15:34 *Hordriss hides somewhere in the km dungeon and can be tagged by a correct guess of its location
22:15:48 [m] Bomb room. :)
22:15:54 Hordriss no
22:16:12 [m] All the other rooms. :)
22:16:36 *Hordriss shakes head - guess!
22:16:45 [m] Too many rooms.
22:17:01 *[m] slips away
22:17:12 Hordriss so...if you dont look you'll never find
22:17:36 [] too many rooms
22:18:12 [] besides, Kieran is 'it'.
22:18:24 Hordriss he got you b4
22:18:26 Kieran I am not, I got you.
22:18:58 [] I had my [ ] at the time, though, so it don't count. :)
22:19:36 Hordriss no1s got shields or immunity in this game
22:19:53 [] they do if they're not playing. :P
22:20:25 [] Aw, OK, Hordriss. Give us a clue, then!
22:20:58 Hordriss level 2
22:21:07 [] Which series?
22:21:19 Hordriss then itll be too easy
22:21:35 [] OK, then. Early or late series?
22:21:52 Hordriss late
22:22:06 [] The Sewers of Goth
22:22:12 Hordriss no
22:22:24 [] Witch Haven
22:22:29 Hordriss no
22:22:40 [] The Mines Of Malapin
22:22:45 Hordriss no
22:23:01 [] The Great Rift Of Angar
22:23:06 Hordriss nope
22:23:35 [] I think that exhausts the possibilites, then.
22:23:50 Hordriss nope
22:24:19 [] I can't think of anywhere else for series 6-8.
22:24:57 Hordriss it may help that you said early/late
22:25:05 Hordriss early being 1st 4 series#
22:25:18 [] Ah. Series 5 then.
22:25:40 *Kieran will be back laters
22:25:46 [] Bye!
22:25:53 Kieran has left the room
22:26:11 [] I'm racking my brains to try to remember some of the landmarks from series 5 level 2.
22:26:36 Hordriss :)
22:27:13 [] The Causeway
22:27:17 [] The Descender
22:27:27 Hordriss nahuh
22:27:36 Hordriss x2
22:27:37 [] The farm
22:27:49 Hordriss nah
22:28:21 [] I give up. I can't remember enough names.
22:28:29 Hordriss tsk tsk tsk
22:28:43 Hordriss it was oakleys new lair
22:28:45 [] The supply chamber
22:28:57 [] Wasn't that in level one?
22:29:28 Hordriss oakleys new lair level 2 in s5
22:29:42 [] Ah. Used only once, too.
22:29:53 [] Right! I shall hide...
22:29:55 *[] hides
22:30:43 [] Where am I?
22:30:57 Hordriss level 3?
22:31:08 [] Nope
22:31:22 Hordriss level 1?
22:31:34 [] Yes
22:31:42 Hordriss early series?
22:32:03 [] Nope.
22:33:05 Hordriss wolfglade?
22:33:11 [] Nope
22:33:22 Hordriss wolfendon?
22:33:28 [] Nope
22:33:36 Hordriss castle ruins?
22:33:44 [] That's too vague.
22:34:19 Hordriss well they never said what castle was which :P
22:34:32 Hordriss with ruins
22:34:33 [] They sometimes did.
22:34:48 Hordriss when it was complete fortress they did
22:35:10 [] They did occasionally name ruins.
22:36:03 Hordriss rocks of bruin is ownly name that comes to mind with ruined castles
22:36:39 [] I can think of another.
22:37:10 Hordriss go on then
22:37:18 [] Do you concede, then?
22:37:54 Hordriss uhuh like yrself
22:37:56 rachelesque has joined the room
22:38:10 [] Hi rachelesque!
22:38:23 Hordriss hiya rachel
22:38:29 RedMage has joined the room
22:38:37 [] Hi RedMage!
22:38:42 rachelesque hi
22:38:46 Hordriss hiya keith - managed to get home for the day :)
22:38:48 [] Hordriss: The Ruins of Dungarth.
22:38:54 Hordriss get yr delivery ok sir?
22:39:06 RedMage Hey ppl. Good evenin
22:39:19 RedMage Yes, to 'Kam' - thank you!
22:39:21 Hordriss that was a village set of ruins not a castle
22:39:28 Hordriss :)
22:39:35 [] It was a castle..
22:41:16 Hordriss make yr votes ppl - dungarth - castle/village in ruins?
22:41:28 rachelesque wtf?
22:41:57 [] Were there that many villages made of stone? :)
22:42:36 Hordriss there was more than one building
22:42:52 [] Castles can consist of more than one building.
22:43:02 rachelesque i like the ponds
22:43:50 Hordriss can but there buildings outside the main area
22:45:14 resque|bRb has left the room
22:47:06 [] Perhaps 'fortress' is a better term for it, then.
22:47:11 [] That's what Treguard called it.
22:47:26 Hordriss fair enough
22:48:19 [] I guess that a castle is a type of fortress. :)
22:49:13 Hordriss not really castles have different purposes
22:50:01 [] Like what?
22:51:18 Hordriss castle can be a home fortress is to defend exclusively
22:51:42 [] True.
22:55:09 *[] goes for a ride on a passing tumbleweed
22:56:36 *[] resorts to quoting random things
22:56:42 [] Empty lives make the most noise.
22:57:04 [] But still for nothing quite in vain was hope forever tossed, no thoughts explained no moments gained all hope forever lost.
22:59:33 [] ...and then her face at first just ghostly turned a whiter shade of pale.
23:00:25 [] They tortured and scared you for twenty odd years and then they expect you to pick a career
23:00:39 [] There's room at the top they are telling you still, but first you must learn how to smile as you kill.
23:01:58 [] There is no such thing as Truth.
23:04:31 [] So I... I just got to tell you...
23:04:40 [] Goodbye.
23:04:47 [] has left the room
23:13:00 *Hordriss is back - had to answer mobile
23:13:52 Hordriss still here keith?
23:21:03 Hordriss has left the room
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