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07:16:13 N00D135entered the channel

07:16:17 Caeiuh oh, it's N00d135

07:16:25 N00D135run Caei

07:16:26 N00D135lol

07:16:40 N00D135Caei make me a cup of coffee

07:16:46 Caeireplicates a cup of coffee and hands it to n00d135

07:16:51 N00D135thanks

07:17:21 N00D135now ve vait till 8pm ...

15:00:43 Cypherentered the channel

15:00:56 N00D135entered the channel

15:01:00 Caeihey N00d135

15:01:03 N00D135howdy

15:01:20 Guestentered the channel

15:01:26 N00D135hi

15:01:46 GuestHello?

15:02:50 N00D135if you want to, change your nick with /nick [newnamehere]

15:03:16 N00D135btw Caei and Cypher are Bot's

15:03:40 N00D135Caei make me a cuppa :)

15:03:44 Caeireplicates a cuppa and hands it to n00d135

15:04:16 Guest!ask Sure?

15:04:31 GuestOh, no Jobe

15:04:35 Guestchanged name to Pooka

15:04:37 N00D135nope not yet

15:04:43 N00D135ahh cheeky!

15:04:48 N00D135hiya pooka

15:04:50 Pookabows

15:05:01 PookaI was just testing CGI:IRC to see if it works again.

15:05:05 PookaAnd it does :D

15:05:10 N00D135uhh, rather you than me using cgi:irc

15:05:15 N00D135pjirc needs fixing

15:06:08 N00D135this went down, I emailed forester about it, then it magically reappears

15:06:37 PookaI just asked Forester to do something about it and he did.

15:07:06 PookaI'll be visiting here via mIRC tonight but thought I'd better get a web-based way of doing it before plugging it via LJ.

15:07:16 N00D135Exception: java.lang.ClassNotFoundException: IRCApplet.class

15:07:23 N00D135thats PJIRC's error

15:07:28 PookaYup.

15:08:03 N00D135I also thought it maybe a good idea to revamp that page, and have a pre-configured IRC Client (you know, one click + joins) etc

15:08:20 N00D135I've made something similar for my irc chatrooms

15:08:49 N00D135I'm pretty sure more would turn up if they had an easy-1-click entrance :)

15:10:28 PookaYes, I agree

15:10:57 PookaBut I've been plugging CGI and it works again now so people can join tonight, despite slight lag

15:11:04 N00D135I'm surprised you havent indexed mibbit from the chatpage yet, ever tried it? http://widget.mibbit.com/?server=irc.knightmare.org.uk&channel=%23knightmare

15:11:15 mib_pl2p5tentered the channel

15:11:19 mib_pl2p5tvoila!

15:11:22 mib_pl2p5tmibbit :P

15:11:39 mib_pl2p5toh topic's in color

15:11:50 mib_pl2p5tdoesnt show color on irc client I use

15:11:53 mib_pl2p5tdisconnected

15:11:57 PookaYup, I tried mibbit last week.

15:12:00 N00D135interesting

15:12:16 PookaIn fact, I believe Anna used mibbit to participate last week too.

15:12:19 N00D135you put color in topic, sadly I can't see color in this client

15:13:03 N00D135ah well, guess I don't require color to chat

15:13:25 PookaYeah.

15:13:30 PookaHang on, reconnecting

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15:15:26 Pookaentered the channel

15:15:50 N00D135wb

15:16:07 PookaTY!

15:17:37 N00D135now what would be great is if my 2 wishes get answered: 1) full chatroom tonight (20+ users, possibly highly unlikely but I'm still praying) and 2) Knightmare DVD Release (hopefully that will come, I've seen the forums)

15:17:58 PookaNeither are happening. But hopefully both someday!

15:18:30 N00D135yeah, shame this server only hosts the 1 chat as well - kinda wasted during the week with nothing here :\

15:18:47 Pooka8,1|| 4Knightmare Chat 14- 7www.knightmare.com 14- 8Sundays 8:00pm 14- 11Knightmare 2010 8||

15:19:09 PookaIt can serve as many chats as it wants, it's just that nobody uses it for anything except KM chat.

15:19:12 N00D135yeah, although website still says Fri+Sat as well heh

15:19:13 PookaThat's fine by me.

15:19:18 PookaTrue, heh.

15:19:39 N00D135although yeah, sunday's are rather BORING at the best of times

15:20:21 Pooka8,1|7|8| 4Knightmare Chat 14- 7www.knightmare.com 14- 8Sundays 8:00pm 14- 11Knightmare 2010 8|7||

15:20:26 N00D135what I'd like to know, is before supermarket's were open on a sunday, what did people do? - you goto my local, and theres loads of people there, mulling around buying groceries heh

15:21:12 N00D135am I the only one to notice a flaw in youre arguement, it's not yet 8pm LOL

15:21:17 N00D135hehe

15:21:58 PookaYup, I was just testing the CGI and changing the topic.

15:22:07 PookaBack at 8 - be there or be a rhombus.

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17:33:04 Kully'lo

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17:59:09 N00D135haha

18:00:21 Pooka?

18:00:30 N00D135well I'm here

18:00:46 N00D135but........................... nobody else is :(

18:01:19 PookaYeah, well, that usually changes around 9-10 if not before

18:03:08 Mystaraentered the channel

18:03:38 PookaHey Hey Mystara! How's stuff?

18:03:45 MystaraHey

18:03:46 MystaraNot bad

18:03:53 MystaraBusy though

18:04:09 PookaHow so?

18:04:13 N00D135cool

18:04:47 PookaAlso, when's the Haka picture going to be out?

18:04:52 N00D135i've posted irc://irc.knightmare.org.uk/knightmare on my chat

18:05:05 N00D135to see if anyone wants to come

18:05:09 Protehentered the channel

18:05:15 N00D135heh

18:05:18 Proteh:P

18:05:22 PookaHey Proteh

18:05:28 ProtehHey.

18:05:45 MystaraWell, I've been busy with my thesis, and AQ and the knightmare site and other stuff too

18:05:51 MystaraHaka will be out on....

18:05:57 MystaraWednesday I think

18:06:22 PookaAwesomesauce.

18:06:44 PookaAnd the KM site? Does that have a date? Or are you still struggling with conversion?

18:07:08 N00D135er?

18:07:22 N00D135who does the website the IKM one, they need it badly updating

18:07:32 N00D135I bet its forester isnt it

18:07:34 MystaraNo fixed date for conversion. It'll probably go online before it's fully finished.

18:07:45 MystaraForester is running IKM. THe intent is to merge it in to knightmare.com

18:07:55 PookaForester owns IKM, but Darren has access, as do I in fact.

18:08:18 N00D135aye, want me to make you a pre-configured IRC client for addition?

18:08:39 N00D135I use nettalk or dana, dana is easiest imo - enter name + chat

18:08:40 MystaraI think there's already one somewhere

18:08:51 N00D135somewhere in the wilderness

18:08:56 N00D135certainly not indexed

18:09:04 PookaI think we'll be fine as it is for now.

18:09:12 N00D135and mschat is so old now, its pointless using it

18:09:33 PookaDavid (Drassil) still uses MSChat.

18:09:41 PookaPlus it's good for comedy value.

18:09:42 N00D135omg

18:09:49 PookaAnd it has the comic function. :D

18:10:00 N00D135mschat does not support ~& operator modes, I've tried it myself

18:10:06 PookaI know.

18:10:07 N00D135so here, its kinda useless

18:10:19 PookaWell, it would be if you were an op.

18:10:24 N00D135shame someone could get the source and update it

18:10:24 PookaDavid isn't an op.

18:10:50 PookaAlso... all the ops here have mode +o set in addition to +q or +a so they still appear as hosts.

18:11:01 PookaIt's HOPs that MSChat has a problem identifying.

18:11:24 N00D135you appear to me as ~ because my irc client reads the PREFIX= line and then uses the modes it sees on that

18:11:31 N00D135ahh yeah

18:11:41 N00D135well originally IRC only had @+ modes

18:11:46 PookaYup.

18:12:10 PookaPersonally I've seen (and had) modes qaohv and even u (UOP, whatever that is)

18:12:17 N00D135the ~& are not even documented in the RFC's even now - however, the % is in the RFC's now

18:12:34 N00D135ahh, well some servers have y! mode lol

18:12:41 N00D135server-ops mode y is though

18:12:53 PookaI like HOPs - back in t'old days, this chat was so expansive that we had three HOPs, including me

18:12:57 N00D135and ! isnt supported by mirc yet lol

18:13:09 MystaraI'm surpised the RFC was updated to handle %

18:13:10 N00D135yeah, times 'a changin'

18:13:51 Pooka% is important :p

18:14:22 N00D135well most irc's ive gone to support only @%+ -- some just @+ so there very restrictive

18:14:36 MystaraPft

18:14:48 N00D135on my IRC, I use ~serveradmin / &@%staff / +users

18:14:51 MystaraThe biggest networks only have @+

18:15:02 N00D135and no IP cloaking either !!

18:15:09 MystaraI always think other modes are there as a powertrip to people who host their own little servers in the middle of nowhere

18:15:30 N00D135rofl

18:15:49 N00D135not really, cause anything can be done in channel with any modes,

18:16:25 N00D135the only thing is with extra modes, you can level access everything, so that say, only ~ can use chanserv to use akick list

18:17:03 N00D135chanserv can be set so only people of say & and above can change things

18:17:19 N00D135if it was all @ you couldnt set different levels to each user

18:17:20 PookaTrue, but what if your ~ is not here and your resident & has to access AKICK?

18:17:42 N00D135well you could make all commands only work for ~ users

18:18:02 Mystara You could achieve that by completely eliminating @ and getting your channel service to support its own internal access list, like undernet

18:18:07 PookaI mean, yes, back in the day, all we had here was a few @s, a few %s, and auto-+ for everyone.

18:18:22 N00D135yeah

18:18:33 N00D135well voice isnt needed unless you set +m

18:18:59 PookaWe had +m set.

18:19:05 PookaHence the auto-v.

18:19:42 PookaIf someone got disruptive we could devoice them as an alternative to kicking.

18:19:59 Mystaraheh, when was the last time anyone was kicked from #knightmare?

18:20:16 PookaI can't remember, but believe me, it's happened. A lot.

18:20:44 MystaraOh, I'm sure it did, back in the day

18:21:06 PookaIt did. Surely you must remember some of it, Alan?

18:21:09 N00D135pooka there is +b ~q:nick!*@* that works here

18:21:24 PookaYup, it does. Your point being?

18:21:42 N00D135you can mute them like that, no need for +m :P

18:21:44 MystaraI do. I fondly remember Adam Battersby being deopped and kickbanned when he pissed me off

18:21:53 PookaI banned Natter once using +b

18:22:17 Mystarawas an op here long ago

18:22:26 PookaI'm not supporting +m, I just think it was an OK idea when we had loads of users

18:22:37 N00D135ya

18:22:42 PookaAdam used to kickban people during the RPG if they got aggressive.

18:23:16 PookaHey Nath, what's with the username anyway, what happenes to "swampy"?

18:23:37 N00D135I changed cus I eat a lot of these

18:24:23 PookaNoodies?

18:24:30 PookaOh, noodles

18:24:32 N00D135indeed

18:24:33 PookaRight

18:27:25 PookaMy girlfriend is playing Viva Pinata.

18:27:42 PookaI think she may be addicted.

18:28:43 N00D135hehe

18:28:46 N00D135so am I

18:30:02 PookaTo...?

18:30:52 PookaI mean, if she's addicted to it, and I'm addicted to her, shouldn't that cause some kind of feedback?

18:32:27 MystaraNot unless Viva Pinata is addicted to you.

18:33:34 PookaIn Soviet Russia, Pinatas Viva you.

18:33:45 N00D135I'm addicted to my namesake - eat 'em daily

18:33:50 N00D135kinda like a ritual

18:35:06 PookaIs it because they're easy to cook? ;)

18:35:17 N00D135yeah u got me

18:35:30 N00D135to cook add water + micro

18:35:39 PookaWasn't too hard to work out!

18:35:54 N00D135hehe

18:36:05 N00D135you found me out, dam :\

18:36:44 PookaI still remember in year 9, a friend of mine saying, "okay, we're three potentially level 8 science people, we should be able to make Super Noodles"

18:37:05 N00D135haha!

18:37:10 CaeiNow to release screaming temporal doom.

18:37:27 N00D135Caei release in spanish and welsh and double-dutch

18:38:41 N00D135Name that tune: "love is all around me, and so the feeling grows, it's written on the wind, and everywhere I go....."

18:38:41 PookaCalm down, Caei!

18:39:05 PookaLove Is All Around - Wet Wet Wet

18:39:06 N00D135heh Caei botty bot bot

18:39:17 N00D135yeah, your turn

18:39:53 N00D135although now, its dry-dry-dry - cause there all dried-up (no new songs etc) HEHE! BOOM! BOOM!

18:40:10 N00D135sorry couldnt resist

18:40:46 N00D135I bet you're watching VH1 Classic as well aint ya? or you know youre lyrics

18:41:01 PookaNope. Don't eve have a TV in here.

18:41:05 LordFentered the channel

18:41:28 N00D135that sucks, NO TV?! I couldnt survive without VH1 Classic and the "Zone" and "CBS" channels :O!

18:41:42 Bexentered the channel

18:41:48 N00D135nice

18:41:53 N00D135moor beefs!

18:41:58 N00D135er, moor usars plz!

18:42:03 PookaI have TV in my house. A few. But the TV in my room doesn't work.

18:42:13 N00D135oh noes! :O

18:42:24 PookaI have it for VHSs.

18:42:25 LordFHello all

18:42:32 LordFVHS rules!

18:42:34 BexHi!

18:42:42 N00D135my tv is at the right, digital built in, but I still use Cable Box, get better programmes on there

18:42:52 PookaVHS is legendary.#

18:43:21 PookaBex, how've you been for the past however long?

18:43:26 N00D135hehe, how about Video2000 or BetaMax then?

18:43:38 PookaNever used either.

18:43:41 N00D135Video2000 had double-sided tapes - flip over and use Side#2 heh

18:43:59 N00D1358 hours on Video2000 (they never made an LP machine), 4 hours per-side

18:44:03 Caein00d135: that's numberwang!

18:44:04 BexI've been good thanks, still on placement for a few more months. And you?

18:44:15 BexLol, Caei!

18:44:45 N00D135Caei you completely random bot - make me a cuppa please :)

18:44:57 N00D135wants a Caei for his chat

18:45:01 Caeiwhat

18:45:06 N00D135can I steal you Caei?

18:45:10 CaeiIf i tell you, i will have to kill you.

18:45:35 PookaCaei, what is bMotion?

18:45:37 Caeia very nice script

18:45:59 N00D135Caei is knightmare the best thing since sliced bread - or is cheese better?

18:46:03 Caeiknows

18:46:22 N00D135Caei knightmare is great yes?

18:46:26 CaeiDeath comes to those who wait.

18:46:28 MystaraCaei, what is AQ?

18:46:29 Pookaidly wonders if Caei is still married to Bex

18:46:32 CaeiGoing to kick ass i suppose.

18:46:33 CaeiImpurities Pooka in return

18:46:41 BexI think so, I'm not sure

18:46:42 Mystarasmiles

18:46:47 BexCaei, are we married?

18:46:50 Caeiomg yes

18:46:55 N00D135Caei will you marry Bex

18:47:06 PookaThey are already married!

18:47:22 N00D135Caei divorce Bex come with me

18:47:27 MystaraCaei, what is Caei?

18:47:31 Caeipie

18:47:47 MystaraCaei, what am I?

18:47:51 Caeiwarm

18:47:56 N00D135haha

18:47:57 Mystaraheh

18:48:07 MystaraCould be worse

18:48:11 Bexmoves closer to Mystara's warming glow

18:48:17 Davidentered the channel

18:48:25 Mystaraglows, strangely.

18:48:28 N00D135steady on, theres room for all of us !!

18:48:35 Pookahttp://ikm.ezri.mine.nu/component/legacy/page/display/lexicon?s=view&EID=381 - weddings!

18:48:50 PookaMystara's warm glowing warming glow?

18:49:11 BexHi David!

18:49:17 N00D135I'll mary Cypher then

18:49:23 DavidHi, Bex. Good to see you.

18:49:41 N00D135the one who never speaks = Cypher = OMG!, how boring it would be married to that

18:49:46 BexWell, he can't really argue back!

18:49:47 N00D135divorces Cypher

18:50:10 PookaCypher's not unknown to speak

18:50:26 N00D135I'd be lord fear's helper in bringing the dungoneer to thier death

18:50:32 DavidThe Troggs.

18:50:54 N00D135I've always wanted to play an evil's sidekick - dunno why, but it feels GRRRRREAT!

18:52:10 PookaYeah, David had a whale of a time playing Ghutlar >_>

18:52:16 N00D135I'd certainly take my place as Lord Fear's (Mark Knight's) sidekick, he plays that role so excellently

18:52:42 DavidWet Wet Wet did sing Love Is All Around - but it was written and first recorded by The Troggs.

18:52:51 N00D135oh right

18:52:54 PookaOh yes, so it was.

18:53:16 DavidI used them as the basis for one of my Knightmare Catchphrase puzzles.

18:53:19 N00D135but wet-wet-wet have dried up now, going into the abyss, so now there dry-dry-dry

18:53:29 N00D135!seen jobe

18:53:29 PookaMiretrog?

18:53:34 DavidYes

18:53:37 N00D135meh, you need a seen script here

18:53:37 PookaYour "what's bothering me" page isn't up any more so I'm not so wise on who's covered what.

18:53:59 BexThere used to be a !seen script, didn't there?

18:54:09 BexOr was that Q?

18:54:28 N00D135I have a bot on my irc, that does a fair few things, i've yet to program it with trivia though

18:54:28 DavidThat particular section of it had quite a few mistakes, and is better down than up. Though it's probably Archived.

18:54:45 DavidHehe. An ircsome bot.

18:55:04 N00D135yup pretty much, programmed by me

18:55:47 N00D135I found the available bot's just didnt cut the mustard, so I made my own - the problem I had was dealing with sockets, the first time I've ever done anything using sockets

18:55:53 N00D135worked out quite well though

18:55:56 PookaYeah, Q had a !seen script

18:56:08 DavidI saw earlier today that Wet Wet Wet's lead singer is touring with George Benson. So at least one of them is still going.

18:58:31 PookaGeorge Bensom likes James, so he's OK by me!

18:59:07 DavidOh good. I'm sure they like him back.

18:59:21 N00D135yeah, I'd say from the outset I'm more of a part60s/70s 80s+90s man myself

18:59:23 KaMentered the channel

18:59:25 PookaI'm sure they do.

18:59:32 DavidHello

18:59:33 PookaKaM! Good to see you, buddy!

18:59:36 N00D135most of the newer stuff I dont listen to

18:59:40 N00D135hi kam welcome

18:59:44 MystaraHey K

18:59:56 Darrenentered the channel

19:00:01 Darrenwaves

19:00:28 N00D135hiya darren

19:00:40 PookaHey Darren too!

19:00:45 DarrenHello erm...person

19:00:46 N00D135Iz back as N00D135 see? Swampy got drowned in the Swamp

19:00:46 KaMEvening fine folks

19:00:53 Darrenoh ok

19:01:25 DavidSo Swampy never swam in p?

19:01:35 Darren3 people on my facebook has a birthday this week! Had to wish them all an early happy birthday due to me not been at a computer as of tomorrow

19:01:44 PookaWho would swim in p?

19:01:47 N00D135I was swampy, but decided I needed a change of name

19:01:55 PookaI mean, it's part of my job, but nevertheless...

19:02:04 N00D135heh

19:02:18 DavidHow To Swim might have, if not for the sting.

19:02:27 N00D135I wish they'd remake knightmare AS-IT-WAS not much changes

19:02:30 PookaThat's true.

19:03:09 BexHi Darren/KaM - sorry I'm a bit slow on the uptake!

19:03:11 N00D135I want a frightknight for my front door - those black things saying PASSWORD? heh

19:03:15 CaeiI already have one of those.

19:03:23 DavidBouncers?

19:03:24 N00D135Caei GIMME!

19:03:37 PookaAh, so it's Caei who got all of Tim Child's stuff!

19:03:39 KaM:) I'm sorry for being slow. [Full-stop] :)

19:04:02 Pooka:p

19:04:12 N00D135Caei stole Tim Child too

19:04:33 PookaThat would explain a lot of things...

19:05:05 N00D135yeah Caei should be arrested

19:05:57 BexCaei, are you going to give Tim Child back?

19:05:58 DavidShe'd probably enjoy the handcuffs a little too much.

19:06:01 Caeiyeah want a go? :)

19:06:19 N00D135botcuff's Caei

19:06:22 Caeibotcuff's N00D135

19:06:23 N00D135haha

19:06:30 N00D135oh noes!

19:06:52 PookaPWNED

19:07:01 N00D135unbotcuff's himself (bot cuff's are too easy to unlock)

19:07:26 N00D135defo need a Caei on my irc

19:07:53 N00D135poor Caei sits here and only speaks on a sunday :(

19:08:05 Bexfeeds Caei pwn pie

19:08:07 Caeibog wallness Bex in return

19:08:22 DavidCaei speaks every day.

19:08:34 N00D135yeah nobody here everyday though

19:08:40 N00D135poor Caei :(

19:08:59 DavidCypher's always here. He's a good listener.

19:09:06 BexShe has Tim Child to keep her company, remember ;)

19:09:11 Davidlol

19:09:29 N00D135yeah

19:09:33 N00D135I guess so

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19:10:54 morgietoniteeevmning

19:10:59 morgietoniteim finallly in here

19:11:00 morgietonitelol

19:11:26 BexHi!

19:11:37 Darrennice turnout tonight, you've done a better job than me Pooka

19:11:40 morgietonitehello there

19:11:43 Darrenhow are you tonight Bex?

19:11:52 Phookaentered the channel

19:11:56 BexI'm fine thanks, and you?

19:11:57 morgietonitethank to forester the chat client i was tryings now all workingh

19:12:02 PhookaHmmm, not sure what happened there

19:12:07 PhookaOh, hello dave!

19:12:14 dsfdfsdsI just upped the session limit on cgi

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19:12:24 Pookaentered the channel

19:12:39 morgietonitefair fair

19:12:41 dsfdfsdsdisconnected

19:12:48 Pookadisconnected

19:12:53 Phookachanged name to Pooka

19:12:59 Phookaentered the channel

19:13:01 Darrenuhh...are you having problems there?

19:13:07 DarrenBex: Ok thanks!

19:13:07 Phookadisconnected

19:13:15 DarrenJust getting all my stuff ready for tomorrows trip

19:13:21 PookaYeah, I'd managed to open three mIRC windows.

19:13:35 PookaI evidently have the dumb and I can't brain today.

19:13:43 Darrenme either

19:14:26 morgietoniteive just spent 6 hours planning lessons

19:14:48 Pookawishes he'd spent that long revising!

19:15:01 Darrenbah

19:15:07 DarrenI just threw a plate onto my bed, it spun

19:15:12 Darrenand I didn't realise that it had crumbs on

19:15:15 Darrennow I gotta pick them up

19:15:16 Darrenbrb

19:15:24 MystaraOkay, I'm off

19:15:37 PookaHave fun, Mystara

19:15:46 MystaraLaters

19:15:58 Mystaradisconnected

19:16:02 Darrenby....

19:16:05 Darren<_

19:16:41 PookaHe's quick.

19:16:57 Darrenthat's what she said!

19:18:18 Pookahears the drum beats and the cymbal clash

19:18:57 DavidTo which her friend replied, "Well yes, we are at the Olympics watching the 100 metres."

19:19:17 KaM:) Man who thinks alike.

19:19:28 KaMI was going to make a quip about the future Miss bolt

19:20:13 KaMCouldn't be bothered taking the confused 'HUH?' in reply. :)

19:20:22 PookaThe Flash would win that easier. :p

19:21:16 DavidThe Flash? I think I saw him in the pan the other day.

19:21:20 DavidBut then I'd flushed and it was too late to double-check.

19:21:30 Darrenhere we go again ;)

19:21:50 David?

19:22:12 Darrenhehe the toilet/poo comments :D tis fine

19:22:17 DarrenI didnt get your last one on facebook

19:22:32 KaMAh, Mr David, if I may join in there.

19:22:48 PookaFree-for-all!

19:23:11 KaMI was trying to sort out our various garbage depositaries this afternoon

19:23:53 KaM[Because someone now keeps dumping all leftover ones outside the gate round the side of our house, assuming they're ours]

19:24:05 Pooka:|

19:24:06 PookaThose Feltham scamps.

19:24:14 LordFCurse them

19:24:28 DavidYuck

19:24:48 KaM:) I think that's what our street thinks we are. Mind you, the noises we make around the place, I wouldn't blame them for moving away. Anyhow...

19:25:41 KaMWe've had these sacks of compost around the side since we moved in. It was left for the council, but they aren't taking earth any more. We've just left them there.

19:25:49 Darrenwhat kind of noises do you all make? D:

19:26:01 KaMWell, again, various items seem to have accrued inside the sack nearest to the sidewalk.

19:26:37 KaMTrying to be a diligent so-and-so, I thought I'd deal with these and try and make it look more presentable. One of them was a plastic bag, which turned out to be full of water.

19:26:52 KaMFine. I'll just empty a dribble out, thinks I

19:27:59 KaMTips the bag onto the pavement, cue wassing great puddle of composty water slap onto the pavement, down my sleeves and bit of backsplash as well.

19:28:13 PookaZounds!

19:28:18 KaMOne mighty, mighty, mighty

19:28:21 KaMSmell

19:28:22 KaMOf

19:28:24 KaMHorsehit

19:28:35 N00D135peww!

19:28:41 Darrenoh crap

19:28:42 Darrenerm

19:28:47 Darrenno pun intended

19:28:49 Pooka...um, was it, er...?

19:28:55 N00D135sprays air-freshener (with a hint of 'Mark Knight') into #knightmare

19:29:16 KaMI think that's why Humph never came home all weekend. :p I told him I was going to be resourceful.

19:29:43 PookaMaybe he didn't come home because you said you were going to be resourceful...?

19:29:45 KaMAnd that tends to mean putting my hands down where nobody else usually will.

19:31:03 N00D135uh! er!

19:31:10 N00D135steady !

19:31:34 KaM*chuckles* Aha. I've just realised my Freudian error

19:31:43 KaMNothing that exciting.

19:31:59 PookaYet!

19:32:00 N00D135heh

19:32:15 KaMAh, well, I'm waiting for the watershed

19:32:34 N00D135I'm all alone here,watching TV, sat in here, my own IRC, another 3 IRC's and loving stuff

19:32:54 KaMGood man. I'm butchered. I got up to watch the tennis final today.

19:33:09 N00D135put down that knife then

19:33:10 Darrenwas a disappointment, but to be expected

19:33:17 N00D135you could do yourself mischief with that

19:33:28 PookaDid anyone else see the picture of Andy Murray with a huge mouth?

19:33:37 KaM:O____O

19:33:48 N00D135Ive seen a avatar with a growing mouth and a guy walking out of it

19:34:03 PookaYes, that one.

19:34:15 PookaWhat KaM did, not what N00D135 did.

19:34:21 KaMLiving in Switzerland for a while, tennis was the one real rivalry I could spark with my supervisor there.

19:34:25 N00D135hehe

19:34:37 Pookahttp://www.topnews.in/files/andy-murray.jpg - sort of like that, only bigger.

19:35:26 KaMhttp://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/tennis/8481471.stm That one

19:35:55 Darrendamn that's one big mouth

19:36:22 PookaYup, that one.

19:37:09 N00D135its so wide you could fit 100 double decker busses in there

19:37:17 PookaI've got a copy of the Metro on my floor and it only shows his head and shoulders so it's much bigger. His mouth is about the size of Helen's head.

19:37:20 N00D135(matchbox size :P)

19:37:50 N00D135well newspapers do blow-up images to be so huge

19:38:06 KaMHow he didn't win that third set today, I really don't know. He's had a brave tournament.

19:38:13 N00D135they blew up a pic of madonna once, and everyone at my workplace thought she was pregnant

19:38:42 N00D135I'd use more dynamite on madonna though :P

19:38:51 Daviddisconnected

19:39:36 N00D135oops

19:39:40 CaeiJade!

19:39:50 PookaJade?

19:40:11 N00D135david has been drinking too much beer - David has quit IRC [Beer timeout]

19:40:36 N00D135the best one is * Titanic has quit IRC [Excess flood]

19:41:17 PookaThat shouldn't be funny, but it is.

19:41:40 PookaI remember "Broken pipe" being a popular IRC /quit message, but I don't know why.

19:41:57 N00D135Mario has quit IRC [Broken pipe] ??

19:42:21 N00D135Sonic has quit IRC [Overspun]

19:42:36 Davidentered the channel

19:43:30 PookaWelcome back to the hall

19:44:28 DavidThanks

19:46:50 DarrenWB David

19:48:10 Darrenchanged name to Titanic

19:48:12 Titanicgotta do it

19:48:55 Kieranentered the channel

19:49:12 PookaK, good to see you!

19:49:13 KieranYoyo

19:49:23 PookaAnd Sue just signed on, so are you there? :p

19:49:34 KieranNooo, I am here

19:49:52 PookaHere being? :p

19:50:55 Pookajust had a glance at his revision notes for tomorrow; they seem very medical. What is he, a doctor?

19:51:16 KaM[least it'd be a proper doctor]

19:51:19 N00D135Did you hear when MJ died, all that was left was plastic and they melted it down into lego blocks so kids can play with him for a chance!

19:51:37 KaMOh. Dear.

19:51:38 KieranHere being the brightest star of the North West

19:51:46 N00D135oh some of these guys make me rofl

19:52:00 N00D135MJ appeared at the gates of heaven and asked God, "Where can I get some bleach to make my skin whiter?"... God snapped his finger and Billy Mays appeared with some oxyclean.

19:52:14 KaMOn that note, I'm taking off. Have a great week, fine fellowship. :)

19:52:18 TitanicOh trust this server to have no flood timeouts

19:52:18 TitanicHi

19:52:21 Titanicdon't ask

19:52:22 Titanicchanged name to Darren

19:52:31 N00D135aww shame

19:52:32 PookaYou've got +a set, so...

19:52:37 N00D135the titanic didnt sink

19:52:38 DarrenHmm and now I can't change my nick back (Darren)

19:52:56 N00D135lol? Hmm and now I can't change my nick back (Darren)

19:53:01 N00D135you are Darren XD

19:53:05 Bexhas only just come back and waves goodbye to KaM and hello to Kieran

19:53:05 KaMdisconnected

19:53:10 PookaHave fun Ka... oh hello

19:53:14 KieranHallo Bex!

19:53:20 Darrenit claimed I was under the name Titanic still

19:53:25 N00D135heh

19:53:28 Darren(22:02:08) —› nick: (Titanic) is now known as (Darren)

19:53:31 N00D135maybe it sunk too early

19:53:37 Darrenmaybe

19:53:46 DarrenI blame Pooka, he left the tap on!

19:53:50 N00D135yep

19:53:52 KieranIts claims are fraudulent. Sue it.

19:53:53 DavidSomeone should do a Lexicon entry on Titanic.

19:53:57 N00D135flooded the bowels of the ship

19:54:05 Bex(Odd, usually when my name comes up in chat it's orange, I don't know why it didn't when Kieran said hello)

19:54:09 N00D135you mean Pooka's responsible for all those deaths in 1912?

19:54:09 PookaYou do it; you do the Lexicon entries on everything else. ;)

19:54:11 N00D135OMG

19:54:20 DarrenSwampy your jokes are in poor taste :P

19:54:31 PookaI didn't do it nobody saw me do it you can't prove anything

19:54:40 PookaAnd yeah, tone it down, Swampy

19:54:43 DavidA Lexicon entry on Titanic? I'll consider it.

19:54:44 DarrenDavid: That's how sad we are getting now, having to make lexicon entries of joke name changes. We fill that thing up with some rubbish

19:54:51 KieranI saws you do it. Then you bought me beer, and I forgot.

19:55:07 DavidDarren: I beg your pardon?

19:55:14 N00D135yeah Beer causes time-lapses

19:55:19 Darreno_O Beg my what?

19:55:28 PookaWe've come a long way since the Lexicon entry on Gordon Burns.

19:55:33 DarrenI wasn't trying to be insulting

19:55:43 DarrenYou have a Gordon Burns entry? :S

19:55:55 N00D135yeah, I cant get into the new KF - I find it not as good really

19:56:31 N00D135I still like blockbusters with bob holness, wipeout with the late great bob monkhouse (paul daniels nah!)

19:56:32 Protehdisconnected

19:56:44 N00D135I wish TV remained in the 80's for me

19:56:59 N00D135with the exception of americas dumbest criminals- heh!

19:57:03 DarrenI saw some repeats of wipeout a few months ago

19:57:06 DavidThe Titanic was the subject of a question in one of the KM computer games.

19:57:07 DarrenI enjoyed that show

19:57:16 PookaIt was?!

19:57:21 DarrenI had no idea

19:57:34 DavidYeah, didn't you read the Lexicon entry on it? ;)

19:57:44 Darrenwhat's it got to do with Knightmare? o_O

19:57:45 N00D135I actually miss seeing Bob Monkhouse, he was a great all-rounder, quizshow host, he did everything right, u'know, Celebrity Squares was great

19:58:01 PookaIs it the Mindscape game, the one with all the questiong added by Fury to Jobe's trivia section that nobody has any idea about?

19:58:22 DavidNo, I think it was the one before.

19:58:23 PookaYou should talk to Mashibinbin about Monkhouse, he was a big fan too

19:58:28 PookaThe Amiga one?

19:58:55 N00D135I've got knightmare on the amiga, in floppy disc and whdload (whdload version loads quicker)

19:59:17 N00D135the amiga pre-dates in the 80's lol

19:59:29 PookaI don't remember anything about the game except it starting in a dungeon room.#

19:59:53 N00D135voila http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0d3vYNVWw8

19:59:57 N00D135the game itself

20:00:04 N00D135in glorious amiga-color

20:01:00 PookaHELEN CAN TOUCH HER TOES :o

20:01:20 N00D135oh?

20:01:25 N00D135hands too short?

20:01:35 N00D135er, arms**

20:01:35 PookaShe says she's always been able to do it, but I still think this is exciting.

20:01:38 DarrenI owned an Amiga and never owned this game

20:01:48 DavidI can touch mine. I wasn't allowed, but I gave myself permission.

20:01:51 N00D135wow Darren you dunno what ya missing :P

20:01:53 Darrenexciting? Best keep those thoughts to yourself :P

20:02:12 PookaI never owned an Amiga and I still have a site about Superfrog

20:03:23 N00D135anyone ever used a BBC Micro/Master?

20:03:33 PookaYes!#

20:03:40 PookaI loved Dragon World, Granny's Garden...

20:03:41 N00D135there usually found in schools, well I got my ex-school model a while back

20:03:49 N00D135ahhhhh,Repton, those were the days

20:04:02 N00D135and the 2-tone speaker heh

20:04:26 PookaI AM THE KING AND QUEEN'S 2BLUE1 RAVEN.

20:04:37 N00D135oh and dont forget the large chunky 5 1/4" discs you placed in a Cumana drive to load the games

20:04:40 PookaI HAVE MAGIC POWERS.

20:04:54 N00D135runs away

20:04:58 KieranI have Lucifer powers!

20:05:37 PookaWith those eyebrows I'm not surprised!

20:05:58 N00D135Caei convert $100 to GBP please

20:06:36 Pookawww.xe.com

20:06:52 N00D135aww, I wanted Caei to do it

20:06:59 PookaI am informed it's my bedtime. With an exam tomorrow I had to go to bed at some point.

20:07:04 PookaOddly enough.

20:07:11 PookaGoodnight, everybody!

20:07:14 Darrencya!

20:07:15 N00D135night pooka - dont hover too much

20:07:15 Darrensleep well

20:07:27 PookaI'll try. ;)

20:07:30 Pookadisconnected

20:07:35 N00D135heh

20:07:50 N00D135I actually quite loved those green pooka's

20:07:52 Daviddisconnected

20:07:58 N00D135heh ^

20:09:24 morgietonitedisconnected

20:10:23 KieranAwww, everyone's leavings

20:11:00 N00D135yeah :(

20:11:10 N00D135doesnt seem to last long here no more

20:11:19 N00D135although most have work/school I guess

20:11:41 KieranEither that or they just share the same bedtimes

20:11:54 N00D135hmm maybe

20:12:20 N00D135thats why I like my own company - I goto bed when tiredness hits me

20:12:32 N00D135or a large hammer (whichever hits first)

20:14:10 KieranDepends how lucky you are (or not, as the case may be)

20:14:15 Darrenbah

20:14:16 KieranBex! You gone to sleep?

20:14:19 Darrennight to everyone that left

20:14:32 Darrenand hi to everyone who is still with us...what's everyone up to

20:14:45 N00D135well strictly speaking "ping timeout" isnt a normal leaving..

20:14:52 KieranNoming profiteroles.

20:15:03 N00D135eating my namesake currently

20:15:23 N00D135on forums posting some stuff

20:15:36 N00D135and reading some funny zdlol's which have been posted

20:19:45 Darrentrue, but two people ping'd pretty close

20:19:48 Darrensee who comes back

20:19:59 DarrenKieran! How can you eat at this hour? :P

20:20:17 KieranThe same way I do every other hour

20:20:18 N00D135he must be hungary

20:20:30 Darrengets out the mini cheddars

20:20:44 Kieranheyheyhey! It's not 2am yet!

20:21:51 BexI have more or less, sorry. And now I shall be having to go back to sleep again, if I've got any chance of being up for work!

20:22:09 Kieranaww ok then Bex

20:22:12 KieranHope you sleep well :)

20:22:52 BexThanks, I'm more worried about being able to get up tomorrow :P

20:23:42 BexNight and take care all, hopefully I'll remember to visit again!

20:23:53 Darrenah ok

20:23:55 Darrencya Bex!

20:24:04 BexByeee!

20:24:14 DarrenKieran: I said getting them out! Not eating them out!

20:24:15 Darren..wait

20:24:16 Darreneating

20:24:18 KieranNah night :)

20:24:19 Darrennothing more

20:24:32 KieranI'm not gettin nohing out!

20:24:39 Bexdisconnected

20:26:09 Kieranpops the music on

20:26:55 Darrenits amazing how fast this chat clears sometimes

20:27:01 Darrenit's full one moment, then empty the next

20:40:04 LordFYeah

20:42:50 N00D135well sorry to burst ya bubble, but I've gotta toodle off now :( Ta-ta!

20:43:28 KieranNah night then!

20:43:36 N00D135left the channel

20:54:50 Darrenah well

20:54:57 Darrenshall we go too? Since we're already talking on msn?

20:55:13 DarrenDan, if you're bored just message me on skype or something

21:01:41 Kieranyes, yes we shall

21:01:44 Kierandisconnected

21:02:47 LordFdisconnected

21:07:40 LordFentered the channel

21:15:35 Darrengoodnight!

21:15:38 Darrendisconnected

21:38:03 LordFleft the channel

21:38:07 Caeii wish they didn't have to go =(

23:41:04 Caeitired

06:33:04 Caeigood morning