Knightmare Caption Competition


Poking the Pooka
Ridolfo hits a new low and starts putting on Pooka puppet shows...



Congratulations to Pooka whose entry 'Ridolfo hits a new low and starts putting on Pooka puppet shows...' was voted as the winning submission.

Welcome to the Knightmare just for fun Caption Competition. Some of the pictures are easier to think of captions for than the others but it's all part of the fun. Every few weeks a new picture is made available for you to submit captions to. The previous weeks entries are placed onto a voting page for you to pick your favourite entry.

To view a list of the previous pictures and captions click here.

Entries

Name Caption
Treguard It's BBCs new CBBC presenter flying high in the ratings
Treguard Get away da green bitch! This dungeoneer is my senorieta!
Alex Smith It was difficult trying to take a Pooka's temperature...
Jonathon Harris Knightmare's first live demo of colonic irragation for Pooka's!!
Pooka Ridolfo hits a new low and starts putting on Pooka puppet shows...
Treguard Sorry Senor. My lady has been on de taquilla again
hugomyatt any tommmy boyd pics,, please.
Billy Hicks Poor Ridoflo,the Pooka's tails only gone and stuck up his tights...
Crisscross Dungeoneer: Well, I don't know about you but I'm laying off the drinks from now on
Crisscross Newsflash! Dungeoneer found gibbering in questroom saying something about a "Giant Turnip Green Creature"
Crisscross Dungeoneer: Well, thats the last time I pour intant nutrition growth(TM) on my food
Crisscross Ridolfo decides that maybe he should have stopped at that last spliff
Crisscross One of the Green Giant's cousins decides to visit knightmare. He was always a bit of a floater.
Crisscross Dungeoneer: Ooooh! can you make more appear? can you? can you? *sproings up and down*
Erica Whittle A nod's as good as a wink to a blind dungeoneer. Wink wink, nudge nudge.
Erica Whittle 'Ere, Dungeoneer, your bogie's become solid and grown a face. Gehzunteit!
Thanatos Ridolfo mistakes a pooka for a pokémon.
Anonymous ARRGH!!! Homer Simpsons gone GREEN!
Pooka Ridolfo: "Pull my finger!"
Thanatos Ridolfo discovers that pookas don't like dancing.
Woody In the spirit of Equal Oppurtunity, The Dungeoneer greets Knightmares first Siamese Twins
jolly jones Ridolfo is obvioulsy keeping up a very tired Pooka.
Crisscross They Strike, they Bite, They Strike they bite they Strike, Strike Strike Strike Bite Bite Bite the Pooka and Ridolfo show!!
Crisscross Ladies and Gentilemen, The Circus of Fear is pleased to present all the way from Dunshelm dungeons, the amazing Pooka and Ridolfo clown brothers!
Crisscross Ridolfo: And you, fine sir, could be the proud owner of this here Pooka, only 1,000 miles on the clock, comes with its own floatation device...
Crisscross Ridolfo: Don't look at me, I told you they couldn't afford a proper ghost effect for our version of "Hamlet" - blame Anglia televsion..
Crisscross Dungeoneer: 'Scuse me mate, is this the right way to the pub? What? Feeling Green? Yes it is then. 'Bye
Crisscross Dungoneer: Hey, if your going to summon Pookas, at least make sure they don't hit their heads on the celing! The Royal Society for the Provention of Cruelty to Pookas would not be happy about this
Crisscross Dungoneer: What do you mean he doesn't like pins?
Thanatos I say pooka - bog off!
Jon Harris What's that bloke from the tv advert who can make his eyes go in seperate directions doing on Knightmare?
Pooka Look at me when I'm talking to you!
Halibut Ridolfo: Leekes for sale! Get your leekes!
Jon Harris So, this is new Pooka puppet? So instead of sticking your hand up its arse you use a large stick and wave it about?
Treguard Ridolfo:- Si. i like this pooka, how de hell do you shag one? :-)
Treguard The main head of BT finally appears after years of hiding and spending the income on green dragon mints (they really mess you up) Ugly prick.
Treguard Hey, whatever that Pooka's on, get me some of his shit!
Ali Everett <dungeoneer thinking> keep smiling and move slowly towards the exit...
Ali Everett 1, 2, 3 HA! Scissors cuts....urm...
jolly jones #"Doctor Ridolfo, riding through the dungeon halls, looking for Pookas to treat, it's Doctor, Doctor Ridolfo"#
jolly jones Ridolfo:- "After adding this tracking device, we can release this Pooka back in to the wild"
Crisscross Pooka: Oi! You! Dungoneer! Nooooo! Reverse that U G L Y spell you just spellcast now!
rachey Punch and Judy. Dungeon style.
rachey He knew he should never have ticked *that* box on the dating agency's form. But he thought 'hairless' had a different meaning...


* Many thanks to Nicholas Lam for not ripping off my head and spitting down my neck for using his pictures.
* If you're a dungeoneer or actor portrayed in these pictures please do not take offence at any of the submitted captions. It is designed to be a fun way of having a comical view on Knightmare.