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jolly jones
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Treguard:- "I think you have somthing on your teeth..."
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Crisscross
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Majida: Tregard, its no good. If only you had not placed that candle so close that it burnt me...
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Crisscross
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Treguard: AAh *Creak* I'm afaraid I can't kiss you. Me backs just gone
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Crisscross
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Lines not to say in a romantic interlude - Majida: Treguard, did I ever tell you that you look like a werewolf?
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Crisscross
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Majida: Should he be mine, oh mirror? Mirror next to Majida: No. He's uglier than one of Lord Fear's sock baskets
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Crisscross
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Treguard: Welcome watchers. I'm afraid I will have to call a time out for a second (Majida looks at him lovingly) *ahem*. Yes.
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Crisscross
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Majida: Treguard, what have I told you about borrowing the teams music for these interludes? Who in there right mind would listen to "The Best of Boyzone and Take Take that in this age?"
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Crisscross
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Majida: Treguard *Treguard reaches behind and pulls out a rope* No Treguard, please, not the gag and the French Maid's outfit!
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Crisscross
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Treguard blunders past and crashes into the wall Majida: What have I told you about getting the lighting fixed in here? one flickering candle is not enough
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David Gilbert
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Terguard turns to camera "And if you would like to see more X rated scenes, please send money to FEED THE EX-KNIGHTMARE ACTORS FUND... oh, and don't mention Tim Child. Please. Not a word".
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Crisscross
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Treguards are from Mars, Majidas are from Venus...
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Ali Everett
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Shit I think we're on fire
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Ali Everett
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"treguard, I wouldn't sit down if I were you"
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Ali Everett
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WE'RE GONNA DIEEEEEEEEEEE
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Ali Everett
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When I said "Set my loins on fire", I didn't mean literally...
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Ali Everett
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I WILL win this staring contest
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Ali Everett
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You are getting sleeeeeeeeeeepy
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Ali Everett
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As Treguard quantum leaps into another body, he looks into the mirror...
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SnapperJack
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Look me in the eye, Majida, and tell me your NOT a man!
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SanpperJack
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Are yow tawkina me? I sayd, are yow tawkina me? I downt see nowon els arownd heyr so yow must be tawkina me!
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Crisscross
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Majida: But Treguard, what is Lord Fear going to say? Treguard: Lord Fear? The Enemy? Majida: Nothing Happend. Honest. Well, it was a small thing. *sniff*
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Billy Hicks
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Majjida,the Eye Shield please. Majjida:I can't,i'm stuck behing this glass!
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Billy Hicks
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Oh **** I think I've stepped on the reach wand and broken it in half
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Billy Hicks
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Majida:Is that a wig? Treguard:SHHH!!! SHUT UP!!!
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SnapperJack
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Welcome watchers, sit and stare. At all the lice, in my thick hair!
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SnapperJack
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Treguard looks in the mirror and finds that his sex change was a success....almost!
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Billy Hicks
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Treguard-Yes,you've got the biggest nose,so YOU get to say 'Enter Stranger' today. Grrrrr....
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Treguard
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Treguard:- "So how's that new shampoo and conditioner working for you?" Majida:- "Well, Treg, I keep getting this itching and burning sensation"
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Majida
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Majida:- "Quick! Is that a fire exit over there?" Treguard:- "No. It's a set piece you nob"
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Treguard
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Doesn't this remind you of the wedding scene near the start of the film "Krull" ?
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Treguard
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Treguard:- "Ah the sweet aroma of scented candles" Majida:- "No, that's my beaver burning!"
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Treguard
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"Who brought the marshmellows?"
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Treguard
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Dungeon master has enough of his bitch so he decides to do flambayed genie
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David Cooper
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Treguard - Im going to... Enter, Majida
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David Cooper
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Majida - Spell Casting, V, I, A, G, R, A
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Ali Everett
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y'know, looking closely, ur quite ugly
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Ali Everett
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Treguard> The entire place is burning down and ur worried about your nose????
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jolly jones
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Treguard:- "Ready? Three...two...one...LIFT!"
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Billy Hicks
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Majida:That's strange,I'm sure i left the knapsack in this fire for safe keeping.....
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Billy Hicks
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Majida:Is that a fake beard? Treguard:SHUT UP! I TOLD YOU,SHUT UP!
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Thanatos
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No, Majida, I do NOT like the new helmet!
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Billy Hicks
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Get a haircut.
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Billy Hicks
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Majida is delighted that her hero has come to rescue her-Father Bloopy..
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