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Rusty helmets. They're a challenge for most household cleaners, but not for CILLET BANG!



Congratulations to lankyman whose entry 'Rusty helmets. They're a challenge for most household cleaners, but not for CILLET BANG!' was voted as the winning submission.

Welcome to the Knightmare just for fun Caption Competition. Some of the pictures are easier to think of captions for than the others but it's all part of the fun. Every few weeks a new picture is made available for you to submit captions to. The previous weeks entries are placed onto a voting page for you to pick your favourite entry.

To view a list of the previous pictures and captions click here.

Entries

Name Caption
Billy The dungeoneer quickly began to grow tired with Hordriss's "producing bottles out of thin air" routine.
Pooka It's the Water Of Life. Would you like to try it, Muad'Dib?
David "One can't understand it. One hasn't touched any spinach for months." In a rare moment of senility, Hordriss mistakes a dungeoneer for the travelling urine sample collector.
David *Whispers* "Desire. Passion. Power. Mystery. 'Neutrality', the new fragrance from Hordriss."
David Hordriss' tireless work with food colouring and water proves a resounding success.
Forester Hordriss questions the age of the dungeoneer as he attempts to purchase a rare vintage
Forester The Year 7 chemistry lesson was not going well
pumfster One does not having a drinking problem, one simply collects rare dungeon vintages.
David "One assures you that if you find new Conphuza Cola to be less delectable than the leading brand, one will refund your gold."
David Hordriss: "How dare you turn down one's home brew! Either you drink this, or you drink poison." Dickon: "I know, I read the spoilers."
David "Drink up, Dickon. It'll put Hares on your chest."
dark Descender "Perhaps you would care to sample One's newest potion, dungeoneer? Guarrenteed to make you irresistable to the opposite sex."
Scott Wilkinson Hordriss - "I'm sorry, Dickon, but you'll just have to accept it. If you drink green tea, this is what you'll produce. You'll have to quit before it's too late."
pumfster Hordriss offers our dungeoneer the sprite, whilst selfishly keeping the tizer hidden on a tripod stand so Dickon cannot see it;
David "Um Bongo, Um Bongo, one drank it in the Congo."
Mr Flibble Hordriss - "Here Dickon, take this drink as sprite of energy."
Mr Flibble Hordriss - "One can have endless amounts of fun with a bottle you know, Dickon."
Mr Flibble Dickon - "Stop looking at me like that, Hordriss."
Jason Hordriss: "I actually have no idea what this stuff is....."
Robin "One has a big red one too you know"
Robin "Were you any good at the sciences, Dickon?"
Robin The photographer made a note it was all getting too red...
David "And after you've trimmed it, apply this over the red streaks. One wants it in place for Saint Patrick's Day." In a rare moment of senility, Hordriss mistakes a dungeoneer for the travelling hairdresser.
Frightknightrider Hordriss begins to notice the effects of the absinthe, seeing the green fairy sitting on the dungeoneer's shoulder
Mr Knightmare 1987 Hordriss now becomes an Avon Lady to pay off his rent
Aldude Hordriss didn't seem sure of his new black pepper grinder...
Aldude Welcome to Ann Summers, may I interest you in one of these?
Aldude Dickon wasn't sure of him when Hordriss handed over Grimaldine's remains
Aldude Hordriss was unsure whether or not to hand over the "Horny" potion
Aldude Dickon's community service was to be a potion rack for 200 hours
James Aukett Hordriss asks the dungeoneer if he has the *bottle* to undertake this quest....
Scott Wilkinson Hordriss - "Are you sure you want to drink this?" Dickon - "Yes." Hordriss - "Ok, but don't say I didn't warn you." Dickon drinks the potion and starts dancing to the Birdie Song.
Alex Smith "It leaves my hands Fairy soft ..... "
pumfster Dickon you shock me, you are far too young to be carrying around absynthe on your journey!!!
Robin "7 Unidentified liquids in phials, bottles etc. and no questions except one: Deal or No Deal"
Leland Have a drink
Leland here is a bottle of trumo
Leland are you thirsty?
Leland do you want a drink?
Leland noel edmunds
Leland here is a drink for you
Billy Noel Edmonds was beginning to show his mage.
lankyman Rusty helmets. They're a challenge for most household cleaners, but not for CILLET BANG!
David "Now that Popeye's switched to steroids, one has been able to acquire some of his spinach potions."
Thanatos Dickon was perceptive enough not to be too flattered when Hordriss told him he was his best mate.


* Many thanks to Nicholas Lam for not ripping off my head and spitting down my neck for using his pictures.
* If you're a dungeoneer or actor portrayed in these pictures please do not take offence at any of the submitted captions. It is designed to be a fun way of having a comical view on Knightmare.