Knightmare Caption Competition


Axed!
Troll suffering from bad piles seeks revenge on all passers by



Congratulations to Treguard whose entry 'Troll suffering from bad piles seeks revenge on all passers by' was voted as the winning submission.

Welcome to the Knightmare just for fun Caption Competition. Some of the pictures are easier to think of captions for than the others but it's all part of the fun. Every few weeks a new picture is made available for you to submit captions to. The previous weeks entries are placed onto a voting page for you to pick your favourite entry.

To view a list of the previous pictures and captions click here.

Entries

Name Caption
jolly jones A man walked into a bar...ouch!
Alex Smith I know this hill like the back of my hand ...
Ali Everett God Dammit, the fish aren't biting...maybe I should use a yellow one...
Ali Everett maybe saying "Jeez, what did you eat last night" wasn't such a good idea
Ali Everett "#How low can you go#"
Ali Everett Troll > I wouldn't go in there If I were you, the missus is having PMT
Ali Everett OI! ur not goin anywhere until u've cleared ur mess
Matt Richings "hey you down there, I left you a good 3 feet of space and you walk straight into it!"
Alex Smith How are we going to explain this one to our parents?
NKTP Alex: I have a splitting headache
Alex Smith Does this bug you? Does this bug you? Does this bug you? Does this bug you? Does this bug you? Does this bug you?
Alex Smith The last of the Mohicans has really let himself go.
Alex Smith John Major: The "After Number 10" years.
Tim Foulkes What d'you mean you didn't see it?
Billy Hicks I got one,mummy! I hooked a Dungeoneer mummy! I think I've won a prize!!!!
jolly jones Mummy:- "Throw it back, those Dungeoneers are all chewy."
jolly jones Dungeoneer:- "#We're off to see the Technomancer, the horrible old Technomancer of Marblehead...#...Oh look it's a rusty Tin Man..."
jolly jones "Bloody tourists!"
jolly jones "I'm gonna just keep swinging this axe, and if you walk into it it's your fault."
jolly jones "This isn't an axe you know, it's my oddly shaped...well, you get the idea..."
CrissCross Tombstone Epitath: How not to get a head in life, and how to lose one
CrissCross Tombstone Epitaph: Here lies a dungeoneer dead, he hurried fast and got an axe in his head
Crisscross; From Cooking for Trolls: Quick any easy tips for dungoneer omlet: 1. Get axe 2. Wait until stupid dungeoneer walks into path....
Crisscross Troll: Right! I'll teach you to call me "Axel Troll-ey" Take that!
Crisscross The Troll wonders, after reflection, whether he shouldn't try to kill something bigger and more meaty
jolly jones Troll:- "Hold this for a second mate, I need to go get my axe sharpener."
CrissCross Alex: nnngh, I don't think I can hold this, who- *CHOP*
Crisscross So this is where Maximus from "Gladiator" got to - half turned into stone and forced to swing his axe
Crisscross So this is where Maximus from "Gladiator" got to - half turned into stone and forced to swing his axe
Billy Hicks Guy the troll:OH GOODY-WOODY A DUNGAREER! COULD YOU WASH MY FEET-E WEET-Y PLEASE? Alex:Get out the way you strange person!
Billy Hicks OH GOODY-WOODY A DUNGEONEER! COULD YOU WASH MY FEET-E WEET-Y PLEASE?
Crisscross Wife *out of shot* : That isn't an axe, its a giant halberd innit Troll: OOh, the wife Alex: Yeah.
Mr Vegas Troll: "Just like the diamond cutter...you never saw it coming!" Treguard: "OOHH NAASSTTYY!!"
Treguard Dungeoneer's new head piece didn't go to plan
Treguard Troll suffering from bad piles seeks revenge on all passers by
Thanatos Now, I know you don't like the new helmet, Bulstrode, but that doesn't mean you have to- hey! Put the axe down! Nice troll, good troll...oh shit...
Ali Everett You do realise that, that turd you made looks like a mini me?


* Many thanks to Nicholas Lam for not ripping off my head and spitting down my neck for using his pictures.
* If you're a dungeoneer or actor portrayed in these pictures please do not take offence at any of the submitted captions. It is designed to be a fun way of having a comical view on Knightmare.