|
Name
|
Caption
|
|
Billy1987-1994
|
"...and we'll be showing you more of that photograph later on, unless we hear from Charles or Michael"
|
|
Drassil
|
Goblin #1: 'If I make this face, do I look like Mark Knight?' Goblin #2: 'Yes. Yes you do.'
|
|
Drassil
|
Seconds later, the goblins were attacked by the dangerous Rope Snake.
|
|
Dark Descender
|
New footage of the original ending sequence of "The Bill"
|
|
Dark Descender
|
"Damn! the bloody thing fell off the stand again!"
|
|
Pooka
|
The new cast for Knightmare VR.
|
|
Lewis blackshaw
|
Oops,dropped the camera...
|
|
Drassil
|
Better camera work would reveal that these creatures are encrusted with gold and diamonds. They're goblings.
|
|
Drassil
|
After getting a digital camera for his birthday, Lord Fear made good on his threats to cut Grippa and Rhark's heads off.
|
|
Drassil
|
'Julie, we've been having a chat for the past few years, and... we've decided that we would actually rather like a present. Julie?'
|
|
Drassil
|
Finally, a dwarf's eye view of a dwarf tunnel.
|
|
Scott Wilkinson
|
When the cameraman was told to get a shot of the goblins coming, he couldn't help but notice the brand new shoes they were wearing.
|
|
Harvey Towers
|
I got those happy feet...
|
|
Forester
|
To conceal the identity Mr & Mrs Goblin of 45 Grimwold Place we've employed a short cameraman, oh bugger!
|
|
Dark Descender
|
No matter how hard he tried, the cameraman just couldn't help admiring the Goblins' new leggings.
|
|
Zoe wilkinson
|
don't look at my face it's too good to look at so look at my cold feet instead
|
|
Billy1987-1994
|
Knightmare meets Cow & Chicken.
|
|
Billy1987-1994
|
"Well, you were promised amazing feats..."
|
|
Thanatos
|
The goblins find the scroll reading, "Sometimes one has to put one's foot down."
|
|
Dark Descender
|
Preview footage of Michael Flatley's new "Lord of the Dance" video fails to impress.
|
|
Jace
|
Slide #5463 of Sylvester hands holiday snaps
|
|
Jace
|
Goblin one "A-hem...We're up here"
|
|
Billy1987-1994
|
5 minutes to air, and the cameraman couldn't stop pointing out vital floors...
|
|
Jace
|
The draw backs of smaller dungeneers
|
|
lewis
|
the top half of the costumes are currently at the dry cleaners due to sly hands puking on them
|
|
lewis
|
i really must get a better camera
|
|
Thanatos
|
"I know, I know, but Michael Foot cancelled and this is the best we could do."
|
|
Thanatos
|
"If we stand like this, do we look like...?"
|
|
Myatt
|
I was only taking a dump in the corner of a dwarf tunnel to find that the smell managed to attract the two Goblins. I said to them, " is that toilet paper you have there or are you just pleased to see me!
|
|
Myatt
|
slide to the left, slide to the right, criss cross, criss cross
|
|
Myatt
|
Thats about as close as we got to Goblin Pornography!
|
|
Dark Descender
|
A victim's eye view of a goblin attack.
|
|
Dark Descender
|
The goblins vow to slaughter mercilessly anyone caught sining/dancing "cha cha slide"
|
|
Thanatos
|
Skarkill tried again: "Now watch: you put your left foot in..."
|
|
Ali Everett
|
When I asked if i had crows feet....
|
|
Ali Everett
|
Please tell me that's your club between your legs there
|
|
Billy1987-1994
|
The dungeongoes breathed a sigh of relief when "Topless Goblins" turned out to be something completely different.
|
|
ELEKTRAKOSH
|
No matter how hard the goblins tried to look like a large dish and quasimodo, the dungeoneer knew that they were out to get him
|
|
ELEKTRAKOSH
|
No matter how the dungeoneer pleaded, the bouncers would not let him into the club because he was wearing a helmet
|
|
ELEKTRAKOSH
|
*Singing* " ...Thats right, thats right, thats right, we love your Goblin life, Thats neat, thats neat, thats neat, we love your Goblin feet, your Goblin feet...."
|
|
Chelsea
|
we are brother and sister
|
|
Alex Smith
|
Auditions for Knightmare Riverdance have not been as popular as expected.
|
|
lewis
|
look at those nice little legs!
|
|
fray bentoss
|
ggggggggggg goblin feet......i mean ggggg GAMMON!
|
|
fray bentoss
|
do you like my new shoes,£88 from allsport,we like a bit of that!
|
|
fray bentoss
|
this is the living room,dont worry these dont come with the house
|
|
fray bentoss
|
this is my home and these are my feet hahahahaha feet thats right,i said feet hahahaha
|
|
fray bentoss
|
big busters,small busters,no busters,ghostbusters,im not afraid of no goblin feet
|
|
Thanatos
|
By now the Opposition was on its last legs.
|
|
Dark Descender
|
"We like dressing up, yes."
|
|
Dark Descender
|
"We like dressing up, yes."
|
|
Harvey Towers
|
Could all bathers please shower and pass through the footbath before using the pool
|
|
Mashibinbin
|
Maplins holiday camp was getting fewer and fewer entrants to its 'lovely legs' competition.
|
|
Mashibinbin
|
'Watch and learn Rhark as I wield my weapon menacingly!'
|
|
Mashibinbin
|
Mashibinbin finally finds people smaller and smellier than him; one or the two of statements may be a lie.
|
|
MattJG
|
The goblin's hoped it would be third time lucky in the knobbly knees contest
|
|
Scott Wilkinson
|
(These next captions by Zoe and Chelsea was a favour from me to them.)
|
|
Zoe Wilkinson
|
Goblin 1 - "Can we play Monopoly?" Goblin 2 - " Yes, but let's play on our feet."
|
|
Zoe Wilkinson
|
"Let's bang the drum with our feet."
|
|
Zoe Wilkinson
|
"I've got my new slippers on."
|
|
Chelsea
|
As the goblins were talking, the cameraman couldn't help sneezing.
|
|
Chelsea
|
One of the goblins couldn't help farting, which choked the cameraman, so he ran away.
|
|
Chelsea
|
Goblin - "Hey, mate, you like me new slippers?" Cameraman (Who was actually Scarkill) - "They're LOVELY!"
|
|
Chelsea
|
Goblin - "Don't tell Lord Fear, but I nipped out of the dungeon to Primark and got myself a new pair of tights."
|
|
Chelsea
|
Goblin - "Um, cameraman, could you point the camera down, my shield went out of fashion last week."
|
|
Chelsea
|
Both goblins were wearing glasses, but they didn't want to be seen for one reason, they didn't go to Specsavers.
|
