Knightmare Caption Competition


Boldly On
"teN dEAd GobLINs sITtinG on A wALL"



Congratulations to Treguard whose entry '"teN dEAd GobLINs sITtinG on A wALL" ' was voted as the winning submission.

Welcome to the Knightmare just for fun Caption Competition. Some of the pictures are easier to think of captions for than the others but it's all part of the fun. Every few weeks a new picture is made available for you to submit captions to. The previous weeks entries are placed onto a voting page for you to pick your favourite entry.

To view a list of the previous pictures and captions click here.

Entries

Name Caption
Treguard "teN dEAd GobLINs sITtinG on A wALL"
Treguard Our dungeoneer gets sick of this scripted series 4 crap so decides to wonder off the path and get p*ssed
Treguard Dickon:- "I don't like the look of this place" Eyeshield:- "Aye Aye"
Alex Smith #I've climbed the highest moutain, once or twice but who's couting? But nothing compares to these blue and yellow purrrrple trees!#
jolly jones (Dungeoneer to advisers):- "Isss it juusst mee, orr am Iii in a purrple forressht...?
Treguard "I think I've just stepped in Dog Shit. Hmm, Can we use that to bribe Hordriss with team?"
Neil 2 "sHoW mE tHe WaY tO gO hOmE..i'M tiReD aNd I wAnT tO Go To BeD..I hAd A dRinK aBoUt a MiNuTe AgO..aNd ItS gOnE RiGht To mY hEad!!".....EYESHIELD: "BBUURRPP!!"
Sam Sheeee I can see all things with my new drug inflected shield eye, come down to the puruple land and drink the green man. THIS HELMETS STUCK HELP THE ONION
Sam Heeeeeee Helmetboy:- Is this the purple brick road to the land of carebears, cant we just stop the nasty violence and all watch a new programe
Treguard Dickon runs for his life as he is chased by a black box
Treguard Eyeshield:- "I can see that you're p*ssed again."
Treguard Dickon:- Oh shit. the floor manager's gone and give me another empty bottle of whiskey!
Ali Everett I know I've been here for a long time, and I know I couldn't wait...but I'm sure my piss isn't supposed to be that colour
Ali Everett You know when you've had too much when you end up on the set of that really shit D12 video
Pooka Hmm, purple trees. I wonder what exactly is in this bottle of pills?
Treguard Dickon:- Right. Let's see if there are any fit birds on this level.
Crisscross *Two seconds later* Team: Hey, Dickon, watch out for that ca- *SMACK* oops too late
Crisscross Dickon wonders where Alice and the White Rabbit went
Crisscross Realising with horror that he is trapped in another Dimenson, Dickon can't help feeling that offering to be part of the magicians trick was probably not a good idea
Crisscross Dickon realises with some annoyance that he should have taken the last left poral and not right portal to get to Merlin's Drinking Bash
Crisscross In case the eye shield has more power than just seeing, Dickon decides to hide his bottle of wine away from the eye.
Treguard I'm feeling horny
jolly jones Tim Child (behind the scenes):- "Did you let Ronnie do the set again? What have I told you about him?!"
Billy Hicks Mooooo! The genetically modifiyed cow is horrifyed at the genetically modifiyed grass and the genectially modifyed Prince Charles.
jolly jones The obelisk from 2001 makes a cameo appearence.
jolly jones The Queen Mum on her quest for the Crown.
Crisscross Its a joke, thought Dickon. I turn up at the annual Knights of Ni gathering and all I got is this badly pained shield and a bottle of cleaning fluid.
Ark Crimestoppers: Have you seen this boy? He sneaks up to helpless Elf Portals when no one's looking, ties them over his shoulder and drags them off...
Gemx What do you mean i wasn't painting your room?Ahh,damm this huge helmet!I swore they were coming back in fashion.'HICK' Or maybe i should stop drinking.............
Trilly Right... lets see. I have a helmet to protect me from being bottled, an Eye Shield to see the bottles coming and a bottle so's I can bottle them back. So whats this huge piece of black card here for?
Billy Hicks Ewwww,this thing feels wierd against my skin,is it alive? If only I could see that drink! Said the eye shield.
Billy Hicks DRINK! F
Billy Hicks FECK! DRINK!
Ali Everett Stitch that Jimmy


* Many thanks to Nicholas Lam for not ripping off my head and spitting down my neck for using his pictures.
* If you're a dungeoneer or actor portrayed in these pictures please do not take offence at any of the submitted captions. It is designed to be a fun way of having a comical view on Knightmare.