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Caption
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Laura
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That's three times I've seen that weird man with glasses!
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Laura
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For the third time, you should have gone to Specsavers!
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Alex Smith
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The teams were always a little freaked out when Treguard tried to amuse them by doing "the claw".
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Alex Smith
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Try as he might, Treguard just couldn't ignore the extra head he was growing.
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Alex Smith
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No one could tell which of Teguards' eyes was really looking at them.
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Scott Wilkinson
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Treguard: "Lord Fear, you idiot, I've only got three fingers. What am I supposed to do with three fingers?"
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Scott Wilkinson
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"Place your bets now!"
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Scott Wilkinson
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Treguard rolls the dice, hoping to win the jackpot.
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Scott Wilkinson
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Treguard: "Tim Child, I have the three advisors, but where is the dungeoneer?"
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Tom & Jackie
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Treguard: "What are you lot doing in the pool? Come out of there at once!"
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Thanatos
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For the last time, Majida, I do NOT like the new helmet!
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Thanatos
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I triple-guarantee you, the infidel Opposition has never defeated a dungeoneer! ITV did not axe Knightmare! God will roast their stomachs in Hell!
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Ali Everett
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Whoa! Look at the size of THAT thing guys!
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Ali Everett
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NUCLEAR POWER!!
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Ellen
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Treguard gets a little too exited as three of his numbers come up on the lottery
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moonwolf
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treguard finds out wear the old helmit went
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moonwolf
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simon cowel was not impressed with tregaurd`s verson of unchained melody
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moonwolf
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since knightmare ended treguard has do street magic to make ends meet
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BillyH
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Treguard unsucessfully tries emulating Ted Rogers' hand signal from '3-2-1'.
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Thanatos
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Treguard's anger was only intensified by the prospect of another "fishing trip" caption.
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Martin Odoni
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Treguard: "I don't know what it is you're sticking in my back, four eyes, but you can stop right now!"
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Drassil
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Treguard tells us what his favourite Series of Knightmare is.
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Alex Smith
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For once, Treguard was telling the truth about the success of his recent fishing trip.
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Alex Smith
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hey look, it's treguard, and someone behind him
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Drassil
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'Nessun dormaaa...'
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Drassil
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'West siiide! Shout goin' out to Mejida, aiii!'
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Martin Odoni
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Treguard: "WHO said I have a Gary Lineker hair-do?!?"
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Scott Wilkinson
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Treguard - "I want the Gillette Mach 3, I'm having a change in my looks. From now on, I'm going to be clean shavened."
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Spiffy
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Whaaaat?! I ordered the PLAIN cheese pizza! Damn FrightKnight delivery service...
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Jace
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When does your laxative kick in?
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Mark Cane
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Lord Fear - I will win.
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Snowcat
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FOR GODS SAKE MAJIDA! Put it away!
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james hirons
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Tregard stunned when Mini Me turns up for the challenge
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moonwolf
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tim child is shocked when the toy company have missherd the mesurements for the tregurad action figure
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Scott Wilkinson
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Treguard - "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. You're out!"
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Scott Wilkinson
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Treguard - "Look, I don't mean to sound stupid... but, what comes after 3?"
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jolly jones
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Treguard, through gritted teeth, appologises for maintaining his staff was the biggest......
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jolly jones
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Treguard looks on in shock as local villagers shouting "kiddie fiddler" surround the castle
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DRAGONFOLLOWER_99
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PICKLE WHAT IN THE BLAZERS ARE YOU DOING?
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DRAGONFOLLOWER_99
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Pickle, what are you doing in the game, come back here. You look rediculass wearing the helmet of justice.
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billy bo bo.
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Tregaurd discovers his sexuality at the worst possible time.
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justin casey
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Treguard:Oh no! It's getting bigger!
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Anonymous
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Tregaurd:Either four eyes has his finger up my bum or my hemiroid is kicking in again.*pause*Cut you'r finger nails!
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Great monk,C
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Tregaurd:Thank goodness I escaped that evil optitian.
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Lukeyboy
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#
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Lukeyboy
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Tregaurd tried desperately to master the cha cha slide!
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BillyH
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Ho-ho, Majida! Scissors cuts paper, so I win again!
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BillyH
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You should see what the other hand looks like.
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BillyH
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This is either a picture of Treguard, or Treguard's reaction to it, I forget.
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BillyH
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That's not Treguard, that's an advisor. Treguard's behind him.
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Me
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Treguard was enraged when he did not win the caption competition
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Will
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A-Noo!
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Snowcat
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...3 stinky goblins, sitting on the wall, 3 stinky goblins sitting on the... PICKLE! put 'em down! you don't know who they've been!!!
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Snowcat
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Treguard finally realises that the flame on the magic mirror ISN'T a reflection...
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Snowcat
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Treguard never expected the advisor to spellcast F-I-R-E...
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Snowcat
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How many times do I have to tell you Majida?!? I want the BLUE pill in the morning!
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moonwolf
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treguard has a shock when he takes eletric 6 advice to go a gay bar
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ELEKTRAKOSH
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EEUUUGH! WHAT DID I PUT MY HAND ON , PICKLE?....WHAT THE...?
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ELEKTRAKOSH
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OH, FOR THE WINGS,FOR THE WINGS OF THE DOVE...AAAAARRGH! MY THING ..ITS CAUGHT IN MY ...AAAARGH!
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Chunkers
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I farted and its gonna smell ha ha ha
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HANSOLO
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What!? They want me as the next presenter of The Crystal Maze? Nooooooooooo!
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HANSOLO
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You come marching into my lair, asking me for a favour, but you show me no respect, you don't ever think to call me Dungeon master
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HANSOLO
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OH FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST! JUST PICK UP THE DAMN PIE AND PUT IT IN YOUR KNAPSACK!!!!
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HANSOLO
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Due to extreme budget cuts many of the cast were axed, leaving treguard with an imaginary hand puppet as the new assistant
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Big J
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Tregurad: "Oi! Lord Fear! where's that 3 quid you owe me from last season you toerag!"
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MR.T RULES
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treguard: "cut yo jibba jabba and cast a damn spell fool!" ...........whoops, wrong programme
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james hirons
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"I told you Timothy! £3000 per program or im not coming back!"
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james hirons
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"Pah! You should've gone to Specsavers!"
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james hirons
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"Three of my sequins have fallen off, grrrrrrr!"
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Yen
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(Treguard) To be, or not to be......is this a dagger i see before me! (boy) No, but theres one behind you!
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Big J
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"Oh my goodness! I don't believe it, Mum, what the hell are you doing here? Haven't I told you not to visit me at work!?"
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M H
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Hath not a Dungeon Master eyes, organs, passions, dimensions?
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BillyH
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Series 9 went downhill fast after Treguard started asking the advisors three riddles.
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Sean
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The Adventurer threw the apple back at Treguard when he was least expecting it.
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Ramirez
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Don't walk towards the goblins! Run you idiot! No, not that way... oh why do I even bother?
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Ramirez
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Cheese? Cake? In a dungeon? Not in my lifetime
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Ben
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Can anyone else smell that egg?
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Alex Smith
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I was about to do the "claw" joke again, but then I realised that not only had it already been done, it was me that did it. I'm cracking up, I really am ....
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BillyH
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Bad Pun #1: Treguard tries to get a HANDle around things as the dungeoneer enters Level 3.
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BillyH
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Treguard reacts in delight to the news that Series 1 and 2 will be shown on Challenge again.
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BillyH
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Bad Pun #2: What's that on the left? It looks like Custer's Last HAND!
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ELEKTRAKOSH
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TEGUARD IS CAUGHT IN THE MIDST OF SINGING HIS OWN VERSION OF THE BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY
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ELEKTRAKOSH
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TREGUARD IS CAUGHT IN THE MIDST OF SINGING HIS OWN VERSION OF THE BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY
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ELEKTRAKOSH
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TREGUARD LOOKS ON IN HORROR AS LORD FEAR INTERCEPTS HIS LAST STASH OF CANNABIS
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Scott Wilkinson
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Treguard starts to get impatient as he demands a new picture to be put on for the next Caption Competition.
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Aranel
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Ketchup with lobster?!
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Aranel
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Muuushroom! Muuushroom!!
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ELEKTRAKOSH
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TREGUARD CHEERS ON HIS DUNGEONEER IN THE ANNUAL DUNGEONEER STREETFIGHTING CHAMPIONSHIPS
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BillyH
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I'm playing my hand, and I know why: Because I got high, because I got high!
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mickey
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mickey homewood
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paters
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jordan
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Aranel
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Advisor: Badger, badger, badger... Treguard: Mushroom! Mushroom!
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moonwolf
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treguard go though his lines for panto
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Kevin Hampton
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GASP!! It's a Gilette Mach 3!!
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Rachie
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3 people to guide you and somehow you get it wrong . . the youth of today never listen
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Vanessa O'Neill
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LOOK OUT!!!
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moonwolf
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pickle: snake snake
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james hirons
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AAAAAAGH!!! who put vinegar on my contacts lenses?
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BillyH
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"MAGIC CAN HAPPEN TO YOOOOOU!". Eventually, Treguard decided to underplay instead of overplay.
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Mindez
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WAH! WHAT IS THAT THING? AHH! SOME HORRID DUNGEONEER IS CREEPING UP BEHIND ME! SPELLCASTING, D-E-S-T-R-O-Y. Soon after, Treguard realised he'd just killed his last chance of beating Lord Fear.
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Grave Heart
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I said large briefs! Large!
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ELEKTRAKOSH
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TREGUARD (SINGING)".....MAMA MIA MAMA MIA LET HIM GO, HORDRISS THE CONFUSER HAS A POOKA PUT ASIDE FOR ME, FOR MEE, FOR MEEEE!"
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ELEKTRAKOSH
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TREGUARD (SINGING)".....MAMA MIA ,MAMA MIA LET HIM GO. HORDRISS THE CONFUSER HAS A POOKA PUT ASIDE FOR ME, FOR MEEE, FOR MEEEEEE!"
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moonwolf
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three thats the magic number
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