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Knightmare Caption Competition


Red Eyes
"Thats the last time I buy eyeliner from ASDA!!"



Congratulations to Neil 2 whose entry '"Thats the last time I buy eyeliner from ASDA!!"' was voted as the winning submission.

Welcome to the Knightmare just for fun Caption Competition. Some of the pictures are easier to think of captions for than the others but it's all part of the fun. Every few weeks a new picture is made available for you to submit captions to. The previous weeks entries are placed onto a voting page for you to pick your favourite entry.

To view a list of the previous pictures and captions click here.

Entries

Name Caption
Billy Hicks Muhahaha,these killer goldfish will sort out that puny dungeoneer,wait,no my pretties,not the EYES,Aaaaaaagggggghhhhh!!!
Joe Quickly,if you have ypur 3d glasses from the radiotimes put them on now and experiance the 3d monsters
Joe ARRRG------the dungeon has been plagued with the disese known as Pink'eye.FLEE
jolly jones Desperate producers turn to robotics after actors strike over pay.
Treguard The frightnight's had enough of Lord Fear with his hallucogenic drugs that he decides to lob his head off
Treguard Lord F says to Anglia TV "You will bring back knightmare. Oh yes you will"
Treguard Oh sh*t. I guess Lord F's p*ssed off at the interior decorator again
Treguard Uh-oh. Lord F's been on the old dungeon juice again
jolly jones Treguard:- "Warning team, don't disturb a man with chronic crystal ball addiction!."
matt richings " Mind where you're pointing those swords you mindless bits of metal!"
matt richings Hello little spys, take a good look, because you know, looks really can give you blood shot!
Alex Smith # .. I've climbed up Fear moutain, once or twice but who's counting? But nothing compares to these blue and yellow red eyes!#
Billy Hicks Hey,cool man! Look what my eyes can do,woohhhhh!!
Neil 2 Who robbed the goldfish?
Ali Everett Lord Fear on an LSD trip with a hangover
Ali Everett ...And the main headlines today, Frightknights ltd. launched a new craze of red contact lenses
Treguard You really can tell when Lord F's had an orgasm
Neil 2 "Thats the last time I buy eyeliner from ASDA!!"
Treguard Lord Fear's getting terrible sores from his new contact lenses.
Alex Smith Not many people know that Lord Fear was originally going to play "Mumsie" in the Crystal Maze.
jolly jones During the 9th series of Knightmare, Lord Fear demonstrates his updated weaponary.
Treguard Shit. 2001, and I still haven't got a friggin job
Treguard Lord Fear enjoying his daily allowance of cadbury's dairy milk
Alex Smith "Ooooh, what the hell did I do last night?"
jolly jones Lord Fear is saddened as the news of Knightmare's end reaches Marblehead.
Neil Jones Are you "red"y (ready) for action? :-) *sorry*
Treguard Lord Fear's missed another episode of Knightmare again
Treguard "Don't DARE touch my ball unless i say so!"
Treguard "AHA! Are those stage lights I can see in the reflection in my crystal ball?"
Treguard "Oh dear. this series 5 chamber isn't doing anything for my complection"
Treguard I'm ready for my closeup Mr.Spielberg
Spiderman This is the last time i buy my contact lenses from spec savers!
spiderman Lord Fear wasnt best pleased when Mogdred told him he was the better bad guy


* Many thanks to Nicholas Lam for not ripping off my head and spitting down my neck for using his pictures.
* If you're a dungeoneer or actor portrayed in these pictures please do not take offence at any of the submitted captions. It is designed to be a fun way of having a comical view on Knightmare.