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Knightmare Caption Competition


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You know when you've been Tangoed..



Congratulations to BillyH whose entry 'You know when you've been Tangoed..' was voted as the winning submission.

Welcome to the Knightmare just for fun Caption Competition. Some of the pictures are easier to think of captions for than the others but it's all part of the fun. Every few weeks a new picture is made available for you to submit captions to. The previous weeks entries are placed onto a voting page for you to pick your favourite entry.

To view a list of the previous pictures and captions click here.

Entries

Name Caption
BillyH You know when you've been Tangoed..
Thanatos Morghanna's paint-stripping spell proved that the Golden Helm of Justice was a forgery.
Martin The morning after the night before
Martin Looks like the punk look is back
Dave With Morghanna's love and support, a young man who washed his hair too soon after Chernobyl is able to forge himself a catwalk career.
Dave The famous Irish stand-up comedian, Hed Burne.
Dave In the Knightmare dungeon, having a brilliant idea is slightly more primitive than a light bulb appearing above your head.
Drassil It was then they realised that when Motley patted them on the back in Level 2, he was actually slapping on a 'Zap Me' sign.
Drassil 7 out of 10 sci-fi and fantasy fans agree that a Vulcan mind-meld is less painful.
Medusa "Well, a lightning bolt through the brain is an interesting proposition, Ma'am, but I'd rather have a sha--aaa-aaagh...!"
Dave The Knightmare contest for Best Headpiece suddenly becomes a one-horse race...
Draugert In despair, the Team thinks back to the last Clue Room, where the choice between Witch Repellent or an alcopop had proved all too difficult.
Drassil An adolescent Dungeoneer gets magical help popping an extremely large pustule.
Drassil Foolishly, the Dungeoneer heads outside to get a good view of the Sci-Fi planet, forgetting Patrick Moore's tip that it looks the same from anywhere in the Dungeon.
BillyH If you think this looks bad, you should see what he looked like AFTER he was attacked.
Ali Everett I think I'm on fire...
Martin I've had nights like this
Dave Headlightmare.
Drassil And wouldn't you just know it, it's the week of the Fire Strike!
Alex Smith Ah, crap.
Alex Smith You want Ketchup with lobster? I can't believe it! I simply cannot believe *BANG*
Alex Smith Martin just couldn't decide whether he wanted orange or tomato juice.
Alex Smith Typical builders, not getting the room finished before the series started.
Alex Smith Morghanna: Talk to the hands!
Alex Smith An impressive party trick.
Dave The Wall Monster told him that 'nothing works faster' than Anadin to beat magic-related headaches, so he took 'nothing', and regretted it.
Ali Everett The effects would've been red, if it weren't for Ms. Whitehouse
Drassil A rather extreme case of PMT.
Drassil Dungeoneer: 'So what if Mogdred hasn't called you in 4 days? It's not my probl-'
Dave What a hothead.
Dave Morghanna: '...But can T-Bag do THIS?!'
Martin That's the last time I get my hair done here
Alex Smith There was speculation that Morghanna was lying about the success of her recent fishing trip ...
Naagath Morghanna, in her fury, turns the Dungeoneer into a tellytubby...
Dave Living a sheltered life in the Knightmare dimension, Morghanna had little experience of the annoyingly persistent squeak of new trainers on a polished floor... until now.
Dave Treguard: "Now, Team, you did organise medical insurance for your Dungeoneer, didn't you? You didn't? Ooooh, nastyyy!!!"
Drassil Morghanna: "No, don't jump! Don't throw it all away. There's so much to live for... like FIRE!! [pause] Ha! I taught Motley everything he knows!"
Dave Adviser #1: "Cast the spell, quick!" Adviser #2: "OK, Spellcasting: G-E-T-F-R-A-Z-Z-L-E-D. Wait a minute..." Adviser #3, never much of a team player, flings his pencil down in disgust.
Dave Morghanna casts a spell to try and get the orange flames off the Dungeoneer's head.
Draugert 'I just can't get you outta my head...'
Scott Wilkinson Morghana puts a little ray light on Medusa's head.
Joel The demonic cow cruelly relieves itself upon our plucky adventurer . . .
Pooka Buildup of Waaagh energy!
Pooka Hydra!
Becki Bang Bang! Feuer Frei!
Pooka Morghanna: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Pooka Morghanna: "Y... M... C... A..."
Becki Dungeoneer's team : "Dispel! A .... C .... M .... Y ...."
Dave All your face are belong to us.
Dave Dungeoneer: 'Ooh, Morgie, don't you do this in green? Orange is SO Season Two! ...Ow.'
Dave 'You want split ends, you mortal freak? I'll give you split ends!!' Morghanna proves to be a rubbish hairdresser.'
Drassil Morghanna accidentally calls the Dungeoneer a muggle, upsetting the time-space continuum, and tries to wipe his memory.
Dave At the moment the Dungeoneer is killed, Treguard is sipping a cuppa which, although advertised by a chimp family, is surprisingly pleasant. 'Oooh, nice tea!'
Martin Having successfully swatted the fly, Morghanna turned her attentions back to the task of killing the dungeoneer
martin That stain is gonna be a bugger to get out
Dave Brighthair.
Sly Dungeoneers, with a dry weave, absorbs twice what a regular tampon can!
Hordriss Morgana sings: "Burn, baby, burn! Disco inferno!"
Emii Morghanna: "NUCLEAR POWER!"
Alex Smith *burp*
BillyH I think we've accidentally wondered into a Madonna video, team...
Adam's Dragon Ow.
Dave It wasn't the fireball that killed him; it was the giant moth that fluttered over and smacked into his head moments later.
BillyH boom.
Zoe Wilkinson Morghana proves she can make a helmet a more brighter colour than the Sci-fi logo.
Martin What happens when you hold in a fart
Dave Ever gone for a turban fitting on LSD?
Mark I knew I should have done the dishes


* Many thanks to Nicholas Lam for not ripping off my head and spitting down my neck for using his pictures.
* If you're a dungeoneer or actor portrayed in these pictures please do not take offence at any of the submitted captions. It is designed to be a fun way of having a comical view on Knightmare.