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Knightmare Caption Competition


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Treguard: "Some twat has stuck 5 spikes through my head.....ouch!"



Congratulations to Neil Vegas whose entry 'Treguard: "Some twat has stuck 5 spikes through my head.....ouch!"' was voted as the winning submission.

Welcome to the Knightmare just for fun Caption Competition. Some of the pictures are easier to think of captions for than the others but it's all part of the fun. Every few weeks a new picture is made available for you to submit captions to. The previous weeks entries are placed onto a voting page for you to pick your favourite entry.

To view a list of the previous pictures and captions click here.

Entries

Name Caption
Treguard You can see Treguard's been waxing his head this year (maximum shine!)
treguard (In a peadophile voice) Come and look into my crystal ball kiddies!!!
jolly jones Treguard:- "Thanks very much for this Best Actor Oscar. I'm sorry I couldn't be there tonight, you see I'm on location filming the new series of Knightmare!"
Neil Vegas Treguard: "Some twat has stuck 5 spikes through my head.....ouch!"
jolly jones Treguard:- "Don't worry! Tim Child keeps me in here between series'."
Treguard Hmm, this reminds me of a scene from The Labyrinth. Wonder where Bowie is
Treguard New Treg Snow Globes available on Blackpool Pleasure Beach
Ali Everett (sarcasm) Very funny Pickle. now get me out of here
jolly jones Treguard:- (Looking in mirror(!)) "This 'Just for Men' is surely going to help me get into Majida's good books!"
Billy Hicks Majida looked into her crystal ball and thought 'Who will be my next lover?' And screamed.
Billy Hicks When Dunstan's team asked Treguard to spellcast 'MARBLEHEAD',it all went horribly wrong.....
Thanatos Somehow, "Welcome, watchers of illusion, to the crystal of confusion" just doesn't have the same ring to it.
jolly jones Treguard:- "Stop staring at my shrunken form with that magnifier and dispel already!"
jolly jones Peasant:- "Look, he's only gone and put his face on all the coins. Who does he think he is?!"
Ark Crystal Ball Advert Service: "Looking for cheaper Cart Insurance? Call the Dungeon Master direct, calling name 'Treguard'. You could save bags of silver..."
Alex Smith Treguard just couldn't seem to get a decent passport photo.
Kieran Planet Treguard the Dungeon Master flew quite close to planet SciFi


* Many thanks to Nicholas Lam for not ripping off my head and spitting down my neck for using his pictures.
* If you're a dungeoneer or actor portrayed in these pictures please do not take offence at any of the submitted captions. It is designed to be a fun way of having a comical view on Knightmare.