Knightmare Caption Competition


All Fear squashed
After looking into his mirror, Lord Fear decided that tomorrow, he would definitely wear a new shade of mascara.



Congratulations to Joel whose entry 'After looking into his mirror, Lord Fear decided that tomorrow, he would definitely wear a new shade of mascara.' was voted as the winning submission.

Welcome to the Knightmare just for fun Caption Competition. Some of the pictures are easier to think of captions for than the others but it's all part of the fun. Every few weeks a new picture is made available for you to submit captions to. The previous weeks entries are placed onto a voting page for you to pick your favourite entry.

To view a list of the previous pictures and captions click here.

Entries

Name Caption
Alex Smith Does my bum look big in this?
Malefact This tunic doesn't have a zip...oh......oh dear.
Alex Smith Can anyone else see the frog embeded in the wall on the bottom left there?
Martin Odoni Fear: Mirror, mirror in my hand, whose is the fairest rib cage in the land?
Martin Odoni Mirror: Uuugghhh! A red brick wall! That's so 80's!
Martin Odoni Fear: Hey, my Batman cape's shrunk in the wash!
Martin Odoni Fear: Beware, Viceroy. The Federation has gone too far this time...
Treguard The truth about the REAL Father Christmas surfaces
Scott Wilkinson Lord Fear - "I really must stop taking cocaine, I look terrible."
Scott Wilkinson Majida's blind date has arrived.
Scott Wilkinson Lord Fear - "What the hell are you lot looking at?"
Thanatos I don't care if they see me like this, and I know why - becasue I got high, because I got high, because I got high!
Thanatos Perhaps the spy camera in Michael Howard's bedroom was best left in the box...
Alex Smith Lord Fear had no idea he was about to be attacked by a rather large bat ...
Alex Smith Ok, own up! Who stole my other ribs?
Alex Smith Enjoy the new taste of Fear, fried!
Alex Smith DRINK!
jolly jones "Mirror mirror...er, in my hand, who's the ugliest bastard in the land?"
Martin Odoni Fear: Aaaarrrrgggghhhh!!!!!! Giant spider climbing up my chest, help!!!!
Steve_M "Quick, someone fell down the well!"
Ali Everett And here we are at..er..Wembley
Brent Denny Fear: Ya know i really should stop using that face cream......i'm starting to look like Lisard
jolly jones "Note to self, no matter how hard life gets, there is always beer!"
Magic Pixie *choke choke* I think im turning into a fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish...noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
nWo_4_life AAHH!!! For God's sake, can't a dark lord get some privacy these days?? Well . . . at least you can only see my face . . .
Joel Oh. It's you. Yes, I am ignoring you! Well . . . you haven't spied on me for WEEKS . . . I got so lonely . . .
Joel Lord Fear - "Oooh!! You look tasty in your helmet!!"
Joel Finally, with the aid of his trusty magnifying glass, the Dungeoneer could prove that there was indeed a Lord-Fear-shaped amoeba on the wall.
Sue %^65 geeezs man i look like i ve been on good shit . i must stop taking it my mummy will kill me ahhhhhh
Scott Wilkinson A new modern day technique : this spy-glass 2002 will help you see through walls.
Sonny B The Dungeoneer is slightly bemused when using his Spy-Glass 2002 as he finds Lord Fear kinda big and sideways.
Joel After looking into his mirror, Lord Fear decided that tomorrow, he would definitely wear a new shade of mascara.
Steve Sheppard Now just a little more lipstick and i will look just like Skeletor


* Many thanks to Nicholas Lam for not ripping off my head and spitting down my neck for using his pictures.
* If you're a dungeoneer or actor portrayed in these pictures please do not take offence at any of the submitted captions. It is designed to be a fun way of having a comical view on Knightmare.