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Knightmare Caption Competition


Merlins stick
And the fire exits are situated here, here and here. Right, that's that over with - Thank you for flying Merlin airways.



Congratulations to Neil Jones whose entry 'And the fire exits are situated here, here and here. Right, that's that over with - Thank you for flying Merlin airways.' was voted as the winning submission.

Welcome to the Knightmare just for fun Caption Competition. Some of the pictures are easier to think of captions for than the others but it's all part of the fun. Every few weeks a new picture is made available for you to submit captions to. The previous weeks entries are placed onto a voting page for you to pick your favourite entry.

To view a list of the previous pictures and captions click here.

Entries

Name Caption
Treguard Merlin:- Oi! You there. Can you tell me how to get to Alberkerki?
Thanatos Don't point that bloody wand at me!
Thanatos DOWN, boy!
jolly jones Merlin:- "Oy you there, would you like to join my orchestra?"
jolly jones Merlin:- "Oy you there, would you like to join my orchestra?"
Neil Jones Switch that oven on Julian, there's a good boy. Now turn the gas on and when I tell you to, light the match. *runs away*
jolly jones Merlin:- "Now boy, if you can limbo under this here staff, I'll teach you a spell."
David Cooper Now in that magical chest is absolutely ntohing... but if you stand on it you wont have to crane your neck to talk to me!
Kieran Merlin "Look I told them, I am 8ft6, and they send me this tiny walking stick which not even a goblin could use! Never trust the Dungeon delivery service!"
Alex Smith It's *YOU*!
Billy Hicks Look at your room! You are grounded for a week,young dungeoneer.......
Treguard Our dungeoneer tries to dispell the sci-fi logo, unscuccessfully
Ali Everett JEEZ, would ya look at that? put it away...disgusting child
Ali Everett I know you're 'pleased' to see me, but put it away - the children can see the shadow...
Pooka Avada Kedavra!
Ali Everett Look, I know you've been in the dungeon a long time, but urinating at the chest....aww, look at the mess you've made now
Alex Smith Pull my finger!
jolly jones Merlin:- "Hey you! Put back my lunch!"
Dan Watts You know where on Mogdred this is about to go don't you?
Billy Hicks Who the blasted heck are you??????????????
Lexus If you are true then follow your heart.
Lexus Don't tell me its rude to point or I'll hit you with my stick, ooh my back I can't reach you.
jolly jones Merlin:- "Ooh ooh, can you light my sparkler for me?"
jolly jones Merlin:- "Ooh ooh, can you light my sparkler for me?" Dungeoneer:- "Of course! I'll use this match here, now where are you .....oh dear......lucky you have a long beard...um..."
Neil Jones And the fire exits are situated here, here and here. Right, that's that over with - Thank you for flying Merlin airways.
Treguard Following the saying "Size does matter" Merlin changes his size in order to impress a few birds
david holt now you if u don't get out of that bloody cahmber now i'll have to get my variations of oh nasty out and bore u to death with them


* Many thanks to Nicholas Lam for not ripping off my head and spitting down my neck for using his pictures.
* If you're a dungeoneer or actor portrayed in these pictures please do not take offence at any of the submitted captions. It is designed to be a fun way of having a comical view on Knightmare.