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Knightmare Caption Competition


Treguard
Oooh Yes. For those of you who've got a widescreen tele, you'll see Pickle doing something he shouldn't ;)



Congratulations to Treguard whose entry 'Oooh Yes. For those of you who've got a widescreen tele, you'll see Pickle doing something he shouldn't ;)' was voted as the winning submission.

Welcome to the Knightmare just for fun Caption Competition. Some of the pictures are easier to think of captions for than the others but it's all part of the fun. Every few weeks a new picture is made available for you to submit captions to. The previous weeks entries are placed onto a voting page for you to pick your favourite entry.

To view a list of the previous pictures and captions click here.

Entries

Name Caption
SnapperJack Guess which eye's made of glass...
Treguard Treguard challenges the cameraman to a staring match
Treguard Come here little kiddies...wooooohhhooooo!!!
jolly jones "Harhar me maties!"
jolly jones Treguard's life flashes before his eyes as an out of control camera trolley rushes towards him...
jolly jones "Audience, if you don't mind my saying so, this conversation is getting a little strange."
Treguard Ah hello there. I'm afraid I can't remember what the status is with our current team as I've been molesting them. THese time outs sure are handy. Mwuhahahaaaaa
James "Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the guy who can stare me out once and for all"
James "I am the all seeing, all knowing all......eeerrrmmm....eerrrrmmm......staring Dungeon master"
jolly jones Who is the little one, a pet perhaps? Will she deserve my special attentions?
jolly jones "My eyes are ceramic. Caught a bazooka round at Little Big Horn. Or was it Okinawa? The one without the Indians." (Quote from Hot Shots :) )
Treguard Hello Laides
Treguard Keep your hands off Chani, she's mine JJ!!!
Treguard Give a little whistle..... Ooops...God that stinks!!! Clear the area!!!
Treguard Oooh Yes. For those of you who've got a widescreen tele, you'll see Pickle doing something he shouldn't ;)
Treguard "I'm being held hostage in a weird castle." The fee for Treguard's release is £699. To pay this, click on the Planet Sci-Fi logo
Scott Wilkinson Looks like Treguard is watching someone getting undressed for a bath again
Treguard Majida: - "Mmmm, Yummy"
Treguard Oh, Whistle while you work. Dee di di de de di di dee
jolly jones "Feeling like the goblins are getting out a bit too often? Well, try new 'Just for Dungeon Masters' electro-prod! You can even use it on your assistants!"
Thanatos It seems that Pickle was right not to believe that the letters on Treguard's box stood for "Life Saving Device".
jolly jones Treguard glares at Forester in an attempt to get him to update the Caption Competition.


* Many thanks to Nicholas Lam for not ripping off my head and spitting down my neck for using his pictures.
* If you're a dungeoneer or actor portrayed in these pictures please do not take offence at any of the submitted captions. It is designed to be a fun way of having a comical view on Knightmare.