Knightmare Caption Competition


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Pickle was convinced Tregaurd had gone mad: no matter how hard he tried, he just couldn't see the big fluffy pink turnip...



Congratulations to Alex Smith whose entry 'Pickle was convinced Tregaurd had gone mad: no matter how hard he tried, he just couldn't see the big fluffy pink turnip...' was voted as the winning submission.

Welcome to the Knightmare just for fun Caption Competition. Some of the pictures are easier to think of captions for than the others but it's all part of the fun. Every few weeks a new picture is made available for you to submit captions to. The previous weeks entries are placed onto a voting page for you to pick your favourite entry.

To view a list of the previous pictures and captions click here.

Entries

Name Caption
Pooka They've been alone for so long... so long...
Neil Jones Treguard wonders if he's homosexual as naked male dungeoneer walks in through the portal
Billy Hicks Pickle: 'Master,since this is my last day,I wonder if I could.....ooh...' Treguard: 'NO Pickle,there are children present!'
Thanatos Pickle: Can someone tell me why he's staring like that?
Stuart Allen Pickle:`It`s no good Treguard,Anglia wont give us another series`
Kieran Pickle "Oh great you get a nice fancy diamond robe, and I get a stinky green top made of grass and bits of Oakley's leaves!" Tregaurd "I will make something of you if you don't get off my shoulder!"
Matt Richings Master! we've been standing hear like this for over ten years!
Matt Richings (Pickle) Master! We,ve been standing hear like this for over years! (Treguard) Keep still pickle, the watchers still have their videos paused!
Treguard Pickle:- "You like it when I touch you there don't you?" Treguard:- "By the power of truth and light get your sword or justice bright out matey!!!"
Treguard Pickle:- "Well, I know that I'd get away with playing Spok off Star Trek"
Treguard Pickle the salesman:- "Now, just see yourself in this mirror here. You see yourself as a dashing, young good looking man. I really think this Dorothy Perkins suit suits you."
Treguard Treguard:- "Humph!!! I'll thank you NOT to touch me in my cavernous pit!!"
Kieran Pickle "I go away for 9 years and Treguard turns into stone!"
Kieran Pickle "Master, how many times did you tell the Dungeoneers not to stare at the Medusa"
Kieran Pickle "Master, youv'e broken the magic mirror with your stare again!"
jolly jones Pickle:- "Oh Master! Did I leave the Helmet of Justice on your chair again?"
Billy Hicks Treguard:'Welcome,watchers of illusion,to the castle of confus- ' Pickle:'Oh shut up'
Stuart Allen Pickle:`Look!The Knight of Anglia is coming to attack Master!`
jolly jones Pickle:- "Look Master! Your mother has come to visit!"
Kieran Pickle "Open your eyes and get a big surprise............April Fools!"
jolly jones Pickle the ventriloquist, and his dummy Treguard.
Jon Harris Pickle : "I can't read that damned autocue." Treguard : "Maybe it's better... seems that an porn emails be displayed on it." (Treguard whispers : "Forward it to my email!")
Jon Harris Pickle, this is no time for that kind of activity! Get your hand where the watchers can see it!
Jon Harris Treg : Mmmmm..... ah... hello watchers! Pickle : oh is time out over master? Treg whispering : "Only for an hour pickle"
Jonathon Master, that advisor just farted....
Melanie Hoyle Pickle: What? They're going to replace our character with cartoons?!?!
Melanie Hoyle Pickle: Treguard! You never told me you're ex-wife was T-Bag!
Melanie Hoyle Pickle: Treguard, is that your... I mean, are you sitting on the Spy Glass?
Alex Smith Pickle was convinced Tregaurd had gone mad: no matter how hard he tried, he just couldn't see the big fluffy pink turnip...
Gareth N Pickle and Treguard look on in amazement as they have a double glazed window fitted.
Gareth N Pickle; "That is disgusting"
Gareth N Pickle; "That is disgusting". Treguard; "uhh!"
Gareth N Pickle; "I know that you haven't seen a pair in a long time but......."
Melanie Hoyle Pickle: Is that your mother-in-law coming this way?
Melanie Hoyle Pickle:...and last but not least, a nose-stud. It's the latest fashion. What do you think?
Neil Vegas Pickle:"I think those girls are giving us the eye Master!" Treguard:"Keep it cool, nice 'n cool....uurr is that your hand on my ass??!"
Doug Smith Treguard notices Pickle's sideburns in the mirror for the first time.
Robin John Barlow The competition hots up is only Treguard and Pickle are left in the Big Brother House
jolly jones Pickle:- "Master! You were supposed to be at the Dungeon Masters Convention half an hour ago!
Neil Vegas Pickle: "Urrr Master?!.....We have been here for almost 7 years now,I dont think those camera men are coming back!!"


* Many thanks to Nicholas Lam for not ripping off my head and spitting down my neck for using his pictures.
* If you're a dungeoneer or actor portrayed in these pictures please do not take offence at any of the submitted captions. It is designed to be a fun way of having a comical view on Knightmare.