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12:33:00 Swampyentered the channel

12:33:04 Caeiuh oh, it's Swampy

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17:35:02 Darrenhi

17:35:34 PookaHiya

17:36:19 Darrenhow are you?

17:37:10 PookaI'm not too bad. Been an interesting day.

17:38:38 Darrenbeen a great weekend for me

17:38:43 Darrenwill talk about that in a bit though, brb

17:38:51 Darrenand you can tell me all about yours too

17:39:03 PookaWell, I'll be away for a while

17:39:08 Pookabecause dinner is soon

17:42:57 Pookachanged name to Pooka|FoodGIsGood

17:43:00 Pooka|FoodGIsGoochanged name to Pooka|FoodIsGood

17:56:19 Darrenback

18:17:52 LordFentered the channel

18:21:55 Darrenwb

18:23:37 DarrenAnyway, my weekend was good, but the train journeys were a bit stressful given how i'm not used to traveling. delays and no seats during the journey there and back were annoying. Had to make changes where I shouldn't have had to etc which confused me a little

18:23:45 Darrenstill, it was worth it for the awesome weekend I had

18:24:19 Pooka|FoodIsGoodchanged name to Pooka

18:24:40 Pookawhere did you go?

18:24:43 DarrenManchester

18:24:44 Pookaalso, hi LordF

18:24:52 PookaOh, ok. Nice place.

18:24:59 Darrenit is indeed!

18:25:07 DarrenShould have met up with Kieran but he was working

18:25:17 PookaHe does that.

18:25:18 LordFHello all

18:25:27 Darrenwas going to track him down, but I gave up when I found out how many Tescos are actually in Manchester :P

18:25:35 PookaHe lives in Blackpool!

18:25:42 Darrenhe works in manchester! :P

18:25:52 PookaOh yeah...

18:25:56 Pookaforgot about the job shift

18:26:06 Darrenpfft, call yourself a friend?

18:26:08 DarrenBE GONE WITH YOU!

18:26:09 Darren:P

18:26:23 Darrenits fine, I didn't give enough notice thats all

18:26:28 Darrennext time i'll make sure he has the time off

18:26:32 Pookais speedily planning tomorrow's Japanese lesson

18:27:03 Darrenwhy dont you teach me some japanese sometime?

18:27:18 PookaDepends what you want to learn.

18:27:34 Darrenmeh, basics and then build on it

18:27:40 Darrenspeaking it and writing it

18:27:43 PookaI've got a certificate in teaching MFLs, and have proved I can successfully plan and deliver a term

18:27:48 Pookaof basic Japanese

18:28:07 Pookabut since there are 4 alphabets, a reading/writing course would take years

18:29:07 Pookabrowses Wikipedia to find out how to write "Kanji" in Kanji

18:31:28 Pooka??

18:32:14 Davidentered the channel

18:32:36 PookaA'ight

18:32:56 DavidHi

18:33:08 Darrenhi

18:33:17 Darrengot soaked on the way home

18:33:24 Darrenits been a very poor weekend weather wise anyway

18:33:27 DavidHello

18:33:28 Darrenhence why we stayed in most of the time

18:34:32 DavidYou stayed in because of hens? ;)

18:37:15 Pookafinishes lesson plan

18:37:38 Darrenwhat age group do you teach?

18:38:07 PookaReception, but my Japanese class are year 5.

18:38:21 PookaReception can't get past "desu ka?", at a push. ;)

18:38:26 DavidHow many more lessons before term ends?

18:38:42 PookaOne.

18:38:47 PookaTerm ends on Wednesday.

18:38:55 Darren<_<

18:39:00 PookaTomorrow's my last lesson.

18:39:01 Darrenyou teach reception children japanese?

18:39:02 Darrenwow

18:39:03 Darreno_O

18:39:04 Darren:P

18:39:09 Darrenis unsure if you're serious or not

18:39:13 DarrenI mean, thats impressive

18:39:30 PookaNope, I teach year 5 Japanese.

18:39:38 PookaI teach Reception children everythint else.

18:39:41 Darrenhmm, thats still good though

18:39:56 PookaWell, I'm pretty pleased with what I've managed so far.

18:40:32 PookaIf they keep their notebooks safe, they should have grounding on greetings, questions, food and colours so far

18:40:47 Pookaand tomorrow I'm going through the hiragana alphabet and doing numbers 1 - 10

18:41:43 Darrencool

18:41:53 Darrenheh, today me and my friend bought a shit load of manga

18:41:55 Darrenmostly him though

18:42:01 Darrenhe got death note 1 through 12

18:42:10 Darrenfrom 3 different waterstones

18:42:23 PookaWaterstone's have a good manga policy, imho.

18:42:30 DarrenI got gravitation ex and legal drug 3

18:42:33 Darrenoh?

18:42:42 Darrenalso signed up for one of their point card things

18:42:49 PookaWell, since I wrote most of it myself, I should say that.

18:43:06 PookaDon't know much about the point cards since I don't go into Waterstone's too much.

18:43:53 DavidDid you see the episode of TV Burp featuring Kelly Osbourne teaching Japanese children English?

18:43:58 PookaNope...

18:44:07 Davidhttp://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Wmn459RaUXc

18:44:43 PookaThanks

18:45:07 DavidYou're welcome

18:47:03 Pookaopens IE because his Firefox doesn't run Flash or Java any more >_>

18:50:20 PookaHaha, she's so dim.

18:51:21 Billyentered the channel

18:51:45 PookaFANTASTIC.

18:51:55 BillyYeah.

18:51:56 DavidYes

18:51:57 BillyHello!

18:52:16 PookaHiya.

18:52:20 DavidHail, Hedonistic Hicks! ;)

18:52:36 BillyAwesome.

18:54:06 Darrenhi billy

18:55:06 DavidBrother Mace came in earlier. He arrived with a nearly-empty bottle of Etruscan Brandy, which Caei snatched from him.

18:55:13 PookaQue?

18:56:16 Billyslaps Caei with a CSS album

18:56:19 Caeiow hey! that was my last stomach =(

18:57:20 PookaCSS?

18:57:36 BillyThey're a band I saw live last weekend, I got their album for the hell of it for a fiver in London.

18:57:49 Pooka:)

18:57:52 PookaStand for anything?

18:58:53 BillyCansei de Ser Sexy, apparently.

18:59:04 Pooka:|

18:59:17 DavidCaei's So Sweet

18:59:39 DavidBilly getting an album that's hell, Darren receiving a load of manga that's shit... why are people making themselves suffer? ;)

19:00:25 BillyThe summer sun must be messing with our heads.

19:02:14 Davidhttp://www.knightmare.com/forum/index.php?board=1;action=display;threadid=2386 - has anyone else played it yet?

19:02:55 BillyNot yet, is like the KM game someone made years ago?

19:03:47 DavidIf you mean DJ Oska's 2006 game... I don't know, as I haven't played that one.

19:05:13 BillyAh ok.

19:05:35 DavidBilly, I was rereading your Rick Astley filk recently (before posting my latest ones). It's very good. It works well.

19:06:41 BillyTy! I did it ages ago, pre any of the Rick Roll stuff, but it hung around on my hard drive for ages.

19:07:01 PookaI haven't got enough memory to download/play it. Might put it on my external HD and play it from that.

19:07:30 krocentered the channel

19:07:43 DavidIt's so rare these days for someone to post a link to Never Gonna Give You Up that isn't a Rickroll, so congratulations for that too. ;)

19:07:48 PookaDJ Oska's game is unfortunate, but loved.

19:07:52 PookaAlso, hi kroc

19:08:00 DavidHello, kroc

19:08:03 krocGoodmorrow all

19:08:04 BillyHiya!

19:08:06 DavidUnfortunate? How so?

19:08:12 PookaIn that it's not very good.

19:08:23 PookaBut he clearly put a lot of thought into it.

19:08:42 DavidYes, that came across in his posts about it. I downloaded it, but couldn't get it to work.

19:09:03 PookaOK, started downloading this new one by the Jackal. It'll take ages.

19:09:32 DavidDays of the Jackal

19:09:48 PookaI prefer Day of the Tentacle :p

19:10:06 krocDotT for the win :)

19:10:26 kroc"I feel like I could... like I could... like I could take on the world!"

19:10:59 PookaTrue! I mean, all the LucasArts adventure games are pretty good, in fact.

19:11:08 Davidgoes to the Chron-O-John

19:11:10 BillyThey're basically my childhood.

19:11:29 BillyWhen I play Monkey Island on the ScummVM emulator, I sometimes change the sound to 'PC Speaker' just for that extra nostalgia.

19:12:03 PookaWhich MI? ;)

19:12:10 BillyThe original, of course!

19:12:21 Pooka2 is bastard hard, but longer than 1

19:12:30 Pooka1 is slighty funnier though

19:12:31 BillyI still think "Use gopher repellent on funny little man" is the best line ever.

19:12:41 PookaEspecially when you can't see what you're doing.

19:14:26 DarrenHi Kroc!

19:14:37 krocDarren: Goodmorrow Sir

19:14:43 krocDarren: Had a good week?

19:14:52 Darren[19:29] Billy getting an album that's hell, Darren receiving a load of manga that's shit... why are people making themselves suffer? ;)

19:14:54 Darrenmanga is shit?

19:15:45 PookaNo, you bought a shitload of manga

19:15:51 Darrenmonkey island is amazing

19:15:51 Darrenoh

19:15:54 DarrenI bought 2

19:15:57 Darrenmy friend bought 12

19:17:52 Mashibinbinentered the channel

19:18:06 krocAhoy

19:18:08 DavidHi, welcome

19:18:15 BillyHiya!

19:18:26 Jobeentered the channel

19:18:47 BillyHello Jobe!

19:18:48 JobeHello Billy

19:18:50 PookaHiya Jobe

19:18:51 JobeHello Pooka

19:18:55 Mashibinbinhi kroc, david, billy and thanks

19:18:58 krocNos Calcitro Clunis

19:19:06 Mashibinbinmuch afoot?

19:19:15 PookaOh, hi Mashibinbin

19:20:15 Davidchanged name to thanks

19:20:26 thanksHi to you too, Mashi :)

19:20:27 MashibinbinHi Pooka

19:20:33 thankschanged name to David

19:20:36 Mashibinbinhehe

19:20:52 DavidMention of the word 'jackal' earlier reminded me of this: http://www.thatvideosite.com/video/232

19:21:29 Jobeoffers everybody to sample his delicious picnic complete with lashings of ginger beer.

19:21:48 Mashibinbinprefers jackal to jackass which is pants

19:21:57 Mashibinbinno thanks Neil

19:22:38 Mashibinbinany see tonight's summer wine, sadly its getting further and further away from its glory days

19:22:50 krocprefers ginger-*ale*

19:23:07 krocexerts pedanticisim

19:23:15 Pookaanticipates the Famous Five

19:23:20 DavidIs Peter Sallis still in it?

19:23:21 PookaI didn't see it, alas

19:23:31 PookaWas is a new one?

19:23:53 MashibinbinHe is indeed but largely restricted to studio scenes along with Frank Thornton as insurance costs are too high.

19:24:05 MashibinbinA new series started 3 weeks ago..

19:24:17 BillyThey didn't do the thing where they have everyone stand in front of a blue screen and pretend it's outside, did they?

19:24:22 BillyLike Doctor Who circa 1973.

19:24:25 PookaWell, at least it's still being made, then...

19:24:25 BillyOr, erm, Knightmare actuall.

19:24:39 PookaYeah... but with KM it was all purple, so it was ok :p

19:25:07 Davidthrows Billy a divining rod, to compensate for his missing y

19:25:10 MashibinbinMr Sallis is only one to have been in every episode, narrated the (infamous) audio stories and also First of the summer wine playing his established characters' dad.

19:25:22 BillyAh Y, ty!

19:25:27 MashibinbinNot as far as I'm aware Billy.

19:25:34 PookaYty? New Doctor Who monster?

19:25:56 krocAnd where we Wallce & Gromit be without Mr. Sallis?

19:26:01 DavidY-T-Y. Philosophical sequal to Hi-De-Hi.

19:26:06 David*sequel

19:26:15 PookaOr mathematical, indeed.

19:26:45 PookaWallace & Gromit just wouldn't be the same.

19:26:59 PookaThere's a new W&G coming out this Christmas :)

19:27:12 MashibinbinI'd argue it could continue without him but summer wine couldn't.

19:27:34 krocI miss Foggy

19:27:39 krocAnd Clegg

19:27:49 BillyAnd Compo.

19:27:50 PookaI dunno. Nobody can do his voice.

19:27:55 krocThe new stereotypes are not as good

19:28:07 BillyThere's a new Wallace and Gromit? Like, a movie or a TV thing?

19:28:17 PookaMind if I ask, what happened to Thora Hird's character? I know Compo died off-screen, but didn't hear what happened to her.

19:28:19 MashibinbinCleggs still in it!

19:28:30 PookaA new TV movie, half an hour á la Close Shave.

19:28:35 BillyAwesome.

19:28:41 krocAwesome-sauce

19:28:46 MashibinbinShe's been reffered to semi frequently in the past tense.

19:29:24 MashibinbinAnd compo died on screen too in a 3 part story which was amongst roy clarkes' finest ever scripts.

19:29:33 krocAll the show needs now is Su Pollard, and it's officially lost the plot.

19:29:38 PookaHe died on-screen?

19:30:11 MashibinbinHis character did yes.

19:30:59 MashibinbinNora batty excited him with a 'saucy' dance (I kid thee not) and he went with a smile on face.

19:31:32 PookaThis kind; http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v462/Clappers/Stormtrooper.jpg

19:31:37 Pookaer,,, ignore that

19:31:48 Pookahttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Matter_of_Loaf_and_Death - the link I meant to post

19:32:14 krocclipboard-pwn. That could have been worse though

19:33:23 PookaHow did he die on-screen, when his actor died?

19:34:02 krocHe left the show shortly before he died

19:34:13 PookaOh, OK. I did not know that.

19:34:46 Mashibinbinplus he'd completed 3 episodes and that wonderful milennium special

19:35:06 PookaAm I confusing him with somebody else, who died part-way through filming a series and his RL son played his son and joned the show?

19:35:35 Mashibinbinpossibly but Tom Owen did indeed do that

19:35:46 krocBill Owen: "He continued working right up to his death from pancreatic cancer on 12th July 1999"

19:36:04 kroc"His actor son, Tom Owen, was written into the series after his death. The storyline was that Compo knew he was terminally ill, but chose not to tell Truly and Clegg, instead writing to his son with whom he has lost contact. The son however does not make it in time to his father's funeral but remains in the area afterwards."

19:36:12 Sueentered the channel

19:36:22 Sueevening

19:36:34 PookaEvenin'.

19:36:38 BillyEvening!

19:36:44 MashibinbinHiya Sue hun *hugs

19:36:46 Suehey guys

19:36:49 Caeihey guys? More like gey huys, am I correct?

19:36:51 Suewhats up?

19:36:58 PookaYou're not correct, Caei

19:37:10 Sueno definately not.

19:37:24 PookaDefinitely. ;)

19:37:29 krocWow, didn't know that Brian Wilde (Barowclough in Porridge) died 20th March this year

19:37:43 MashibinbinHe did indeed Kroc

19:37:49 BillyYeah they interviewed Peter Sallis on the news.

19:37:57 PookaDid he? Well, tbph he was getting on a bit too

19:38:28 Mashibinbinyou seem seriously out of sorts on all things summer wine tonight

19:38:39 LordFHello all new enterants

19:39:41 krocScary to think all the great comedians we think of are mostly dead.

19:40:04 PookaWillie Rushton... Morecambe and Wise...

19:40:05 krocThe world is greatly missing out on Benny-Hill, the great Ronny Barker

19:40:22 PookaBarry Took... Bob Monkhouse...

19:40:37 MashibinbinRonnie Barker was by and large kep to this country but yes Benny Hill was huge worldwide

19:40:39 krocOf course, Bob Monkhouse!

19:41:55 Mashibinbinthere's so many gone now and so little to replace them in terms of quantity if not quality

19:41:56 krocAnd the lads from Dads Army

19:41:59 Davidleft the channel

19:42:36 BillyI find it incredible that most of the Dad's Army cast died in a very short period and there's been hardly any deaths of the cast in the last 25 years.

19:42:36 krocI wasn't around in the 70's, but there's no shadow of a doubt that the comedians in that time were and still are far superior to anything on TV now.

19:43:01 Davidentered the channel

19:43:05 krocKenny Everett, another one

19:43:14 BillyThis is probably sacrelige but I find a lot of comedy from that age a bit outdated and twee.

19:43:23 Mashibinbintruly great tv comedy started in 50s peaked a decade later middled out in 80s then declined 90s onwards

19:43:29 Mashibinbinwelcome back david

19:43:36 DavidThank you

19:43:36 krocYou have to look through the presentation. Who can best Ronnie Barker's word wit?

19:43:41 krocfork-handles!

19:44:53 PookaI dunno, was watching The Two Ronnies t'other day and didn't find a lot of it funny.

19:45:12 BillyI'm like that with them and other shows of the time like Morecambe and Wise, I never got any of it.

19:45:17 MashibinbinThese days most of my comedy enjoyment comes from a)animation b)nostalgia shows with contributions from former high profile greats c)drams with comedy edge eg kingdom and doc martin and d)likes of still game and peep show

19:45:22 krocHeathen! :P

19:45:46 PookaSatire is good too, HIGNFY is still funny and TV Burp.

19:45:52 BillyI think it was because I was watching Paul Merton at age 5, Reeves and Mortimer at age 6, Harry Hill at age 9...when I finally did see the old stuff it seemed to lack something.

19:45:57 Mashibinbinso the past comedy output features far higher in my preference

19:47:00 DavidWhilst I tend to feel that the best music has already been written, I'd like to think that that isn't necessarily the case with comedy.

19:48:08 Mashibinbinfor me I was raised on likes of Steptoe, Dads Army, Carry ons etc and whilst a select few shows today are very funny its not got to reach that level again I feel

19:48:24 PookaComedy is evolving, perhaps it's not the same but it has to keep moving.

19:48:53 MashibinbinAt risk of nicking jon pertwees ethos comedians don't work so well in teams anymore, the last great efforts from the comedy store

19:49:10 krocSitcom is lacking now, there's no daring and genius behind it. I'd take Open All Hours over some crap like "Hardware" any day.

19:49:13 BillyI had an incredibly bizarre way of getting into comedy, my Dad was hugely into things like Dad's Army, but my Grandma got me into Shooting Stars...

19:49:23 MashibinbinHIGNFY has lost a lot of its way for me

19:49:45 krocAh, shooting stars was a classic of 90's comedy, something that defined the favour and set it apart from the prior era.

19:49:55 krocAlso the Reeves and Mortimer Show

19:50:14 BillyI was disappointed when I bought the Big Night Out DVD and the episodes are edited to high heaven.

19:50:30 Mashibinbinreeves and mortimer were a good double act that had their own style whilst respecting old

19:50:51 DavidHIGNFY remains one of the best comedy half-an-hours on British TV, but it no longer has that unmissable feel for me.

19:51:23 krocI really liked their retake of Randal and Hopkirk: Deceased. Wish they'd reair that or bring it back

19:52:55 DavidCaei, have you jumped the shark?

19:52:58 Caeiomg yes

19:53:33 krocSpeaking of which, what's a good, old, American sitcom?

19:54:15 MashibinbinHIGNFY needs to stop bringing in same guests/guest presenters and simply have angus back for a start, paul merton needs to be reigned in and stop overshadowing/playing to his teammate and the level of satire needs to take an increase to its 90s style instead of including so much popular culure references

19:54:49 Mashibinbinbilko, frasier/cheers, addams family/munsters

19:55:12 krocMahibinbin: Pretty much spot on. Merton is a twat who gets very old, quickly. He should be replaced by Alan Davies, who is slightly less a twat.

19:55:29 PookaMerton does need to be reigned in.

19:55:34 PookaAngus isn't coming back.

19:55:52 PookaDavies is committed to QI though.

19:56:38 DavidYep, use the reins to end Merton's reign. ;) I'd be delighted to see Angus return. If Paul Merton won't work with him, then, to be frank, sod him.

19:57:22 PookaWe have had some excellent guest presenters - Alexander Armstrong springs to mind - but none of them are Angus. Nevertheless, Angus isn't coming back. End of.

19:57:41 Mashibinbinpaul mertons attitude on angus' last show went too far

19:57:45 krocAnne Widecombe was funny

19:58:00 DavidHey, we can dream if we want. :) Never say 'end of' to dreams. :P

19:58:18 DavidAs for US sitcoms, it's a shame that Kelsey Grammer's latest sitcom, Back To You, has been so poorly received.

19:59:05 Mashibinbinarmstrongs's just done it the most times so is therefore most 'capable' if you will but I've enjoyed bricies most, followed by william hague and boris johnsons and martin clunes had it spot on

19:59:12 Mashibinbinthe rest mediocre

19:59:38 PookaBruce's was excellent, but a one-off. I liked the others you've mentioned, but they're showmen.

19:59:46 krocBoris Johnson would just get the rap for being the Mayor, as well as probably not having the time anymore.

20:00:04 PookaThe show needs a straight man to read the autocue well and add a bit of light humour, which Xander does.

20:00:20 krocIDS FTW :)

20:00:50 PookaHowever, if we didn't have the guest presenters then we wouldn't get those one-off extravaganzas like the Bruce one.

20:01:35 Mashibinbinin the 'old days' it'd be 'ooh he/she hasn't been on for ages nice to see them back' but now the sale faces keep returning and have fair to none bite

20:01:49 DavidMerlin to team: "Four of you? One of me? I make that Vim's o'clock!"

20:01:58 Mashibinbinprobably andy hamilton being exception that proves rule

20:02:06 PookaYeah, maybe they need to get more unique presenters.

20:02:09 PookaI'll do it. ;)

20:03:05 krocbrb, requires more tea.

20:03:29 PookaCharlotte Church's episode was funny, but for all the wrong reasons.

20:03:31 Suemmm. tea

20:03:36 PookaMorti?

20:03:57 Sueno.. just tea

20:04:12 David'kroc's tea' is an anagram of 'eats cork'.

20:04:42 Sueis that so.

20:05:30 Mashibinbinand "sue's tea" is um... "sue's eat"

20:06:08 Sueugh how did you know... :'(

20:06:26 PookaHang on... s2e2... Lillith didn't give them the name of the spell

20:06:26 LordFI think I just keeled over a bit watching Top Gear

20:06:35 Mashibinbinhungry?

20:06:49 PookaOh, LITTLE

20:06:49 Sueno i just eat too much

20:06:59 LordFJeremy Clarkson just used his car horn and god was it funny

20:07:17 Mashibinbingood to see you like clarkson's horn

20:07:41 LordFraises his left hand up to his head, slaps against his eyes and holds it there as he sighs deeply thus doing the Picard Facepalm.

20:07:56 Mashibinbincan't say it showed that much in lpool Sue, you were looking good :)

20:08:10 Davidcan't recall Picard ever facepalming

20:08:24 LordFHe did, I've got photographic evidence

20:08:57 LordFhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v381/LordFear/picard-facepalm.jpg

20:09:45 Mashibinbinhe was capable of so many more subtle emotions so I'll happily forgo his facepalm as most memorable

20:10:17 DavidTechnically, it's his fingers that are on his face, not his palm... ;)

20:10:44 PookaHmmm.... I need to watch that TNG I recorded the other day...

20:11:46 LordFI've even got a little emoticon of the Picard facepalm

20:11:46 MashibinbinTNG/DS9 were certainly amongst my best buys in Shanghai ... just wish I'd been there to get the voyager sets too

20:12:15 LordFhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v381/LordFear/picardicon-1.png

20:12:27 BillyAh, Star Trek videos, perennial of bootsales and charity shops everywhere.

20:12:31 BillyEspecially since the DVDs came out.

20:13:05 Davidhttp://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=13eDfrMgFQM - Picard clip that ends with a 'double face palm'

20:14:41 PookaI made a T-shirt to wear tomorrow.

20:14:57 PookaIt says: "Caution, I know karate and many other oriental words."

20:15:49 LordFNice

20:16:18 Mashibinbinstill has the t-shirt sue made for RPG7 and it still fits well

20:16:23 BillyOoh what's that for?

20:16:58 PookaJapanese lesson, we were talking about it before you got here.

20:17:09 BillyAh okies.

20:17:20 DavidKaraokes.

20:17:30 BillyKari and Oke.

20:17:39 krocI knew someone else would be thinking that

20:18:52 DavidOke would be a good name for a kestrel. (Orchestral.)

20:19:31 PookaSurely orc?

20:20:12 Mashibinbinwhat about Garstan.. wait that's taken

20:20:42 Davidgives Robin a g-string to compensate for the missing g ;)

20:20:43 Pooka...allegedly.

20:20:49 JobeAnd now its time for Jobe's YouTube Video of the week: *cue funky little ditty that sounds nothing like Harry Hill's. Honest*

20:21:21 Mashibinbinah lovely thankyou

20:21:21 Jobehttp://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=M2AWKfMvDtw

20:21:39 PookaTurkey episode?

20:21:49 Mashibinbinchucks it to ah mok to present to morgaine next time shes in

20:21:56 Mashibinbinchanged name to Ah_Mok

20:22:14 BillyIs that the episode of Family Fortunes where Les Dennis is clawed to death by a rampage of runaway turkeys?

20:22:22 Ah_Mokah thank loo, she wear this with plide although many see and many sick

20:22:28 DavidIts previous owner was rather hirsute, and liked Bach. So expect to find hair on the g-string.

20:22:31 Ah_Mokchanged name to Mashibinbin

20:23:02 Mashibinbinwell its soon to be owner will air her views on it soon enough

20:24:53 DavidPlus, it's actually the g-string from a guitar, so it may be rather uncomfortable to wear.

20:25:33 Mashibinbinah mok will probably ask to play with her instrument anyway

20:25:47 PookaGUTTA!

20:25:55 Mashibinbinand I don't think she's been the same since she tangled with that french horn

20:27:27 DavidCherchez la femme. (Ou la femme qui est vraiment un homme.)

20:27:37 PookaQuiet at the back, don't be dirty, and all others

20:28:29 MashibinbinMais, si on la cherchent, est-ce qu'on est obligée de fair leur service?

20:30:55 DavidIl faut dire bonjour aux 'jumelles' (Challenging my rusty French to the limit!)

20:31:24 MashibinbinAh D'accord! :) (hehe)

20:35:39 PookaRight, in English, I'm now going to take a shower - but I'll leave this on so it can keep downloading that damn game. Back in a few!

20:35:44 Mashibinbinil faut que j'aille me baigner maintantant - salut mes fréres et soeurs

20:35:45 JobeShower?

20:35:46 Pookachanged name to Pooka|Shower

20:35:55 Mashibinbindisconnected

20:35:59 CaeiBye Mashibinbin.

20:36:10 Jobeslaps Caei around a bit with a large trout.

20:36:15 Caei... noob

20:38:00 David!trivia 1

20:38:01 JobeStarting the trivia. Round of 1 questions. !strivia to stop. Total: 770

20:38:06 Jobe1. What Rick Astley song was number 1 in the UK Singles Chart on the day Knightmare started?

20:38:12 David:D

20:38:26 JobeHere's your 1st hint, the last character in the answer is: p

20:38:39 JobeHere's your 2nd hint, N__er _on__ _i_e You _p

20:38:42 DavidNever Gonna Win The Cup

20:38:51 JobeTime's up! The answer was: Never Gonna Give You Up

20:38:51 JobeStopping the trivia. !trivia to restart.

20:43:21 Alexentered the channel

20:43:27 DavidHello

20:43:34 AlexEllo

20:44:09 DavidHave you ever read the Lexicon entry on 'greenhorn'? It pays tribute to you.

20:44:24 David(If you're the Alex I think you are. ;) )

20:44:51 AlexHmm, lemme see ....

20:45:59 AlexHaha, yes that's me. It took me a minute to figure it out though.

20:46:04 CaeiI'll just have to wait for the skin to grow back on my eyeballs.

20:48:05 DavidBilly quotes it wholesale in some of his Beg Billy answers, so I didn't want to make it too unsubtle. ;)

20:49:04 BillyOoh hiya! Sorry I've been a bit quiet tonight, been busy audition-practising.

20:49:46 DavidAh yes, good luck for tomorrow.

20:51:25 BillyThanks, really hope I pass.

20:52:15 DavidAt least you're being allowed to audition in the first place, unlike the unfairness of last year.

20:54:03 BillyThat's true! It's always best to be too young rather than too old.

20:55:00 DavidIn this case, yes

20:56:54 Jobe*floor creaking*

20:57:27 Alexjumps

20:58:26 DavidI noticed recently, for the first time, that Simon's sidestep death was filmed on a separate take.

20:58:47 krocTop Gear is available on iPlayer now http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00cq4w4

20:59:12 AlexI think most of the falling deaths were, they had to come back the next day to film the bit where they throw their arms up in the air.

20:59:52 AlexExcept in series 3, where they just turned in cardboard.

20:59:57 Alex*into

21:00:18 DavidNathan's was too. There's food on the floor that disappears.

21:00:40 BillyThey should have just gone all-out slapstick, like the Road Runner cartoons.

21:01:02 BillyHovering in the air for a bit, looks down, jumps, holds up a sign saying "Help!" and then falls down with a comedy sound effect.

21:01:15 Alexyeah I noticed that at the time. Actaully, have you seen the out take reel for series 8? You can see Nathan standing on a box being told by a producer what to do.

21:01:24 AlexNow that would have been funny!

21:02:02 DavidOr when they fall, they cry out, "Geronimoooooo!"

21:02:30 AlexOh said "oooh, poopie."

21:02:57 Alex*or said

21:03:18 Alexmakes a mental note to proof read everything he types before hitting enter

21:04:43 DavidHere's an image showing Simon before he was told to sidestep left, and after: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v132/aristophains/simon.jpg

21:05:09 DavidQuite blatant when you stop to look at it.

21:05:10 AlexThe pending fall caused his shirt to turn pinkish

21:05:21 DavidAnd to untuck itself on the left-hand side.

21:05:26 AlexAnd his left arm to vanish.

21:05:40 DavidAnd for his whole body to move slightly further away from the hole.

21:08:52 AlexWell, it was good for it's time.

21:10:00 DavidNo wonder Pickle found it so funny. The humour/humiliation was drawn out over two takes!

21:12:26 Jobewaves at nobody in particular

21:13:41 Pooka|ShowerBack.

21:13:47 Pooka|ShowerGonna go play this game now.

21:13:50 Pooka|Showerchanged name to Pooka

21:13:50 Davidwb

21:13:56 DavidAlso, if Simon had entered the Block & Tackle where Helen did, quite a bit further to the right, then a sidestep in the wrong direction wouldn't have sent him down a hole.

21:14:14 PookaIt was a very big sidestep...

21:14:26 DavidEven so.

21:14:43 AlexI reckon the production team made him enter there deliberatly.

21:14:49 AlexThey knew what might happen.

21:15:21 DavidQuite possible, yes.

21:15:39 PookaB&T was moved from L2 to L3 after a while.

21:15:52 DavidOnly for the last quest.

21:16:09 PookaIt wasn't as tricky a puzzle as it was made out to be, however. Stay on the right and walk forward.

21:16:11 AlexI reckon that was a filler, recorded after the rest.

21:16:22 PookaExcept it had the panic factor.

21:17:01 DavidB&T was complicated by the fact that not every dungeoneer had the same starting point, nor the same angel entry.

21:17:06 David*angle

21:17:44 AlexI just realised I haven't done the washing up from dinner yet.

21:19:26 DavidYou should've given it to Pooka earlier. He could have taken it into the shower with him.

21:21:10 AlexThat would have been handy

21:21:16 DavidSave the water, save the world, as Future Hiro meant to say.

21:23:43 AlexChanging the topic slightly, has anyone here seen Curb Your Enthusiasm?

21:24:04 DavidYes, but only one episode (the one with Ted Danson).

21:24:57 AlexAh well.

21:25:05 AlexBack to the dishes then.

21:27:11 PookaThis game...

21:27:17 PookaHow do you get out of level 1?

21:27:27 PookaThere's a wraith guarding the well.

21:28:57 AlexA game?

21:28:58 BillyDo you need a spell or something?

21:29:31 DavidSpells can be very helpful...

21:30:22 krocDagger for that one