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Darren | entered the channel
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Darren | disconnected
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Darren | entered the channel
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Darren | disconnected
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Darren | entered the channel
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Daz | entered the channel
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| 16:44:27 |
Darren | disconnected
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| 16:44:29 |
Daz | changed name to Darren
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| 16:44:42 |
Darren | There are evil powers at work here...more mysterious than Caei's brain
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| 16:45:16 |
Darren | gives Caei a pie
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| 16:45:22 |
Caei | Thanks Darren.
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| 17:08:06 |
Caei | What d'you say we just hit a strip joint?
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| 17:08:34 |
LordF | entered the channel
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LordF | left the channel
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| 17:25:32 |
Darren | Heh, why not eh?
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| 17:25:35 |
Caei | french fries of course!
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| 17:25:49 |
Darren | a strip joint AND french fries! You're my kind of woman Caei!
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| 17:25:55 |
Darren | takes her by the arm
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| 19:09:50 |
Jobe | entered the channel
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| 19:13:00 |
Jobe | Hello Darren
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| 19:18:07 |
Caei | Ha ha i don't live in norwich anymore, i don't fuck pigs anymore.
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| 19:22:31 |
Bex | entered the channel
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| 19:23:03 |
Keith | entered the channel
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| 19:23:50 |
Keith | Doctor Who repeat starts in 10 minutes on BBC Three
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| 19:23:57 |
Bex | Bit quiet tonight
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| 19:24:08 |
Bex | Ah, that might be why
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| 19:24:41 |
Bex | Ah, sorry. Thought it was Saturday and it was the actual Who
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| 19:25:12 |
worMatty | entered the channel
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| 19:25:53 |
Daz | entered the channel
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| 19:26:22 |
Bex | thinks it's Darren anyway
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| 19:26:40 |
Keith | the soap you can believe in
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| 19:27:14 |
worMatty | Darren, I'm in a room with the person who did that longplay of Deluxe galaga right now.
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| 19:27:25 |
worMatty | Cool coincidence :)
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| 19:27:39 |
Darren | disconnected
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| 19:28:41 |
worMatty | k then, leave or something, see if I care >:(
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| 19:28:51 |
worMatty | Sure, blame it on errors :O
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| 19:29:03 |
worMatty | Oh wait, you're still here, that was a ghosty
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| 19:29:11 |
worMatty | SPEAK, BOY!
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| 19:29:55 |
worMatty | Going to the loo, BRB
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| 19:30:18 |
Bex | is testing, can't seem to say anything
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| 19:30:26 |
Bex | Hmm, worked fine that time
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| 19:31:00 |
Darren | entered the channel
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| 19:31:21 |
Darren | Hi there Bex
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| 19:31:23 |
Darren | glad you could make
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| 19:34:35 |
Darren | So how is everyone?
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| 19:34:53 |
Bex | Fine thanks, feel a bit off
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| 19:36:28 |
Darren | checks Bex's best before end date
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| 19:36:31 |
Darren | October 2002...
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| 19:36:36 |
Darren | you're probably right
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| 19:37:19 |
Mashibinbin | entered the channel
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| 19:38:20 |
Bex | Hmm, wondered where the mould came rom
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| 19:39:59 |
Mashibinbin | much going on tonight?
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| 19:42:28 |
Keith | Am currently watching Whose Line
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| 19:48:47 |
Mashibinbin | ok well I'll be back later if and when things hot up
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| 19:48:49 |
Mashibinbin | disconnected
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| 19:54:44 |
Jobe | blows up a balloon until it explodes with an almighty BANG!
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| 19:56:13 |
worMatty | Mashibin doesn't understand that people need to idle for chat to happen.
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| 19:56:20 |
worMatty | He might miss some activity.
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| 20:05:42 |
Jobe | sits in the corner quietly and reads a book.
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| 20:05:58 |
Keith | interesting book?
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| 20:07:54 |
Keith | throws a bacon sandwich in the air
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| 20:08:52 |
Jobe | grabs said sandwich and eats it.
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| 20:14:34 |
Darren | it is rather quiet tonight isnt it?
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| 20:15:42 |
Darren | LordF has given it a maybe
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| 20:15:51 |
Darren | Malefact said he has to give it a miss
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| 20:17:44 |
Keith | I'll probably have a bath shortly, fell down the stairs yesterday and am feeling achey
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| 20:19:37 |
Bex | entered the channel
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| 20:19:55 |
Bex | Sorry about that, got disconnected and didn't even realise
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| 20:30:35 |
Darren | no problem
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| 20:30:37 |
Darren | ping timeouts
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| 20:30:45 |
Darren | ouch Keith!
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| 20:35:00 |
LordF | entered the channel
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| 20:35:48 |
LordF | I might not reply much, will be on Mario Kart Wii
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| 20:35:58 |
Bex | How are you LordF?
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| 20:36:08 |
Bex | offers Jobe a glass of water
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| 20:36:27 |
LordF | I'm fine fine Bex
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| 20:38:40 |
HStorm | entered the channel
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| 20:39:36 |
HStorm | Well helloooooooooo/me
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| 20:39:57 |
HStorm | throws Caei a pied piper
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| 20:40:36 |
HStorm | throws Caei a pied piper
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| 20:40:41 |
Caei | logs HStorm in return
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| 20:41:09 |
HStorm | Caei, what did you do that with?
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| 20:41:14 |
Caei | Some string. precious.
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| 20:41:41 |
HStorm | Caei, what did you make the string so hard with?
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| 20:41:45 |
LordF | Hello HStorm
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| 20:41:54 |
HStorm | Helo Lordy
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| 20:43:12 |
HStorm | gives Caei a nitro pie
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| 20:43:18 |
Caei | thanks HStorm
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| 20:43:42 |
HStorm | gives Caei a glycerine pie
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| 20:43:48 |
Caei | thanks hstorm
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| 20:44:02 |
HStorm | gies Caei a tinder pie
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| 20:44:05 |
Caei | brandies HStorm in return
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| 20:44:22 |
HStorm | gives Caei a tinder pie
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| 20:44:29 |
Caei | thanks hstorm
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| 20:44:52 |
HStorm | 'Ello Bex, ain't spoken to you for a while
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| 20:45:18 |
HStorm | gives Caei a fire pie
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| 20:45:22 |
Bex | Nope, can't remember the last time we spoke
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| 20:45:23 |
Caei | thanks HStorm
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| 20:46:12 |
HStorm | Dammit, I've given Caei nitro glycerine, matches and a fire!
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| 20:46:24 |
HStorm | Caei, why won't you explode?
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| 20:46:29 |
Caei | Because i said so.
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| 20:46:34 |
Bex | gives Caei a large pie
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| 20:46:44 |
Caei | explodes covering people with pie
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| 20:46:59 |
Darren | Not often we see you here :P
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| 20:47:19 |
HStorm | Hmmph, so nitro glycerine is harmless, but a big pie gets her going
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| 20:47:22 |
HStorm | Favouritism!
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| 20:47:47 |
HStorm | Not often, no
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| 20:47:55 |
HStorm | feels chastised
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| 20:50:21 |
HStorm | Caei,are you my little duck-boos?
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| 20:50:22 |
Jobe | changed name to pie
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| 20:50:27 |
Caei | No thanks, i already have some.
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| 20:50:43 |
pie | feeds pie to Caei
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| 20:51:09 |
HStorm | I got a Count Duckula DVD for my birthday
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| 20:51:16 |
pie | give Caei himself
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| 20:51:20 |
pie | changed name to Jobe
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| 20:51:20 |
Caei | corridoors pie in return
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| 20:51:51 |
HStorm | NANNY VOICE: "Ill get iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!"
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| 20:52:35 |
Jobe | And now its 9:20pm, it's time for: Jobe's YouTube video of the weeeeeeeeeeeeeek!!
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| 20:52:55 |
HStorm | Is it a Count Duckula video?
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| 20:53:14 |
HStorm | I ain't interested then
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| 20:53:55 |
Jobe | Fine by me :)
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| 20:53:56 |
Darren | hmm so what's everyone been up to this week?
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| 20:53:58 |
Darren | anything fun?
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| 20:54:09 |
HStorm | "Mr Igor, what can you be thinking of?" "Chicken pieces...."
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| 20:54:24 |
Jobe | Anyway, for everybody else, here's Jobe's YouTube video of the week: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ew1-FVgre-I
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| 20:54:34 |
Jobe | (speaker alert)
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| 20:54:46 |
HStorm | I've been watching Count Duckula and Sliders all week, does that count?
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| 20:58:08 |
HStorm | gives Caei treacle tart
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| 21:06:36 |
Darren | brb need a bath, and need to do some stuff
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| 21:06:42 |
Darren | changed name to Darren|bebacksoon
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| 21:08:29 |
Jobe | force feeds Caei a variety of pie he/she/it don't even like
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| 21:08:35 |
Caei | . o O ( ? ). narf!
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| 21:08:40 |
HStorm | turns into an ice-skating mongose and dances the Balero
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| 21:09:07 |
HStorm | dances the Balero with Caei
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| 21:09:13 |
Caei | passes it on to Darren|bebacksoon
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| 21:09:40 |
HStorm | I'm not dancing with him while he's in the bath, thank you!!!
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| 21:10:24 |
Bex | makes a clone of herself and dances with it
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| 21:11:05 |
HStorm | What music are you ladies dancing o then?
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| 21:11:09 |
Darren|bebacksoo | dances with HStorm
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| 21:11:13 |
Darren|bebacksoo | i'm not in it yet =P
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| 21:11:23 |
Bex | None! The best kind of music
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| 21:11:24 |
HStorm | Darn my keyboard
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| 21:11:47 |
HStorm | Oh all right, Darren, I will dance with you then
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| 21:12:10 |
Bex | 's clone makes a remark about how Bex keeps stepping on her toes and goes to dance with Caei
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| 21:12:15 |
Caei | 's Bex back with a v
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| 21:12:42 |
Darren|bebacksoo | You bloody shall! :P
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| 21:12:48 |
Darren|bebacksoo | anyway, be back soon! Dance away! =P
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| 21:13:29 |
HStorm | plays light guitar music for Caei and Bex's clone to dance to
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| 21:13:34 |
Caei | plays HStorm
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| 21:13:43 |
HStorm | Oooo kinky
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| 21:14:02 |
Bex | Caei, what are you playing with HStorm?
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| 21:14:33 |
Bex | ...That makes no sense :P
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| 21:14:57 |
HStorm | No, but if she said Twister, others might get the wrong idea
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| 21:15:23 |
HStorm | Now there's an idea for a forum topic in fact...
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| 21:15:32 |
Jobe | does Riverdance to a relatively mediocre standard
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| 21:15:37 |
HStorm | Which KM character would you most like to play Twister with?
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| 21:16:14 |
HStorm | Yeah, clever
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| 21:16:30 |
HStorm | You'd win easily cos she can't reach more than one spot at a time!
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| 21:17:16 |
HStorm | Caei, wanna play Twister with me, Bex and Pixel?
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| 21:17:19 |
Caei | i'm not psychic
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| 21:17:26 |
Bex | And you couldn't get stuck. She could stick those needles in though
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| 21:17:34 |
Bex | Caei, you don't have to be!
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| 21:17:39 |
HStorm | Ow, nasty thought
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| 21:18:07 |
HStorm | spins the pointer
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| 21:18:17 |
HStorm | you need to put left foot to a red
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| 21:18:46 |
Bex | cuts her left foot off with a nearby knife, and puts it on a red
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| 21:19:33 |
HStorm | That's cheating, but it's its own punishment
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| 21:19:53 |
Bex | regenerates another one
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| 21:20:28 |
Bex | These regeneration sachets cost a fortune, but they win many Twister games!
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| 21:20:45 |
HStorm | Practically pay for themselves then
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| 21:21:02 |
HStorm | turns the pointer
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| 21:21:09 |
Keith | brings in a large pot of tea, along with milk & sugar and cups
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| 21:21:14 |
HStorm | Caei, you must put right foot to blue
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| 21:22:24 |
Bex | wonders if Caei can order spare limbs
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| 21:23:13 |
Alex | entered the channel
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| 21:27:05 |
Jobe | looks at Alex, looks away, does double-take and looks again at Alex.
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| 21:27:56 |
HStorm | Hello, my little ducky-boo
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| 21:28:38 |
Alex | I am finally up and running properly on my brand new internet
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| 21:29:34 |
Bex | offers "new Internet" celebration cakes
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| 21:30:03 |
HStorm | gives Caei large new interent pie
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| 21:30:09 |
Caei | thanks hstorm
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| 21:30:14 |
Bex | runs for cover
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| 21:30:35 |
Bex | peers out from cover
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| 21:30:37 |
Jobe- | entered the channel
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| 21:30:44 |
Bex | Why didn't she explode?
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| 21:30:50 |
Jobe | disconnected
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| 21:30:56 |
Jobe- | changed name to Jobe
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| 21:30:59 |
HStorm | ?ME explodes, showering Bex in undigested pie bits
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| 21:31:08 |
Alex | yay for me own internet that i'm paying for myself
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| 21:31:12 |
Alex | yay for eerythign!
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| 21:31:17 |
Alex | (sorry, been drinking again)
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| 21:31:19 |
HStorm | explodes, showering Bex in undigested pie bits
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| 21:31:29 |
HStorm | (Damn my keyboard!"
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| 21:31:40 |
Bex | runs before Caei eats her
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| 21:31:45 |
Caei | runs Bex back with salad with lots of cream
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| 21:31:45 |
HStorm | Drinking is nothing to apologise for, Alex
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| 21:32:08 |
Bex | Nooo! Don't eat me, Caei!
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| 21:32:21 |
Bex | Especially with cream
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| 21:32:40 |
Jobe | uses his powers of telpathy to inform Alex that he's on Sky Broadband and orders him to kneel before him in awe.
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| 21:33:38 |
Bex | is running on BT broadband on an 8 year old computer and is not suprised that no-one is kneeling in awe
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| 21:34:55 |
HStorm | is running on 4MB Tiscali Broadband, and is in awe at his lack of awesomeness
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| 21:35:43 |
Darren|bebacksoo | changed name to Darren|Naked
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| 21:37:29 |
Jobe | points at Darren|Naked and laughts
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| 21:37:33 |
Jobe | points at Darren|Naked and laughs*
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| 21:38:04 |
Darren|Naked | you're only jealous because it's bigger than yours!
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| 21:38:28 |
Bex | covers Caei's eyes
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| 21:38:32 |
HStorm | Even an ant is bigger than an amoeba
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| 21:38:32 |
Caei | originals Bex in return
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| 21:38:33 |
Jobe | Put your magnifying glass away you cheat
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| 21:40:01 |
HStorm | There there
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| 21:40:02 |
Darren|Naked | walks over to Jobe and dances
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| 21:40:12 |
Darren|Naked | shake shake shake!!!
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| 21:40:30 |
HStorm | Vomit vomit vomit!!!
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| 21:40:55 |
Darren|Naked | meh, you know you love it ;)
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| 21:41:22 |
HStorm | If Nicole Kidman is doing it
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| 21:41:23 |
Jobe | Get dressed you pervert. Or I'll chop it off.
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| 21:42:14 |
Bex | provides Jobe with an axe
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| 21:42:15 |
Darren|Naked | Know your place little + ;)
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| 21:42:30 |
Darren|Naked | rubs ass in his face and runs off!
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| 21:42:30 |
Darren|Naked | HAH!
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| 21:42:44 |
HStorm | provides Bex with some scissors, in case she wishes to join in
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| 21:43:39 |
Bex | declines, not a good idea to use scissors with eyes covered
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| 21:43:52 |
HStorm | Mind the cobwebs, ducky-boo. I only put them up this morning
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| 21:43:55 |
Darren|Naked | respects Bex's decision :P
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| 21:44:02 |
Darren|Naked | changed name to Darren|Clothed
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| 21:44:17 |
Darren|Clothed | changed name to Darren
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| 21:45:29 |
Bex | uncovers eyes and runs with scissors
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| 21:46:26 |
HStorm | Eternity with Beelzebub and all his instruments of torture are as nothing to five minutes with Bex and thos nail clippers
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| 21:46:32 |
Daz | entered the channel
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| 21:47:17 |
Jobe | reveals to chat that he took photos of a naked Darren and threatens to put them on YouTube unless Darren gives him some oil and an MOT.
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| 21:48:23 |
Darren | disconnected
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| 21:48:23 |
Darren | entered the channel
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| 21:49:11 |
Bex | gives Jobe oil and an MOT so the YouTube community can be safe once again
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| 21:49:58 |
HStorm | Well done, Bex, you may just have saved the world
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| 21:50:29 |
Darren|Naked | entered the channel
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| 21:50:33 |
Darren | disconnected
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| 21:50:35 |
Darren|Naked | changed name to Darren
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| 21:50:40 |
LordF | Darren, get some clothes on!
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| 21:51:20 |
Darren | I blame Pooka for this, he's let standards drop here since he took over! =P
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| 21:51:29 |
HStorm | BEX, GET THOSE SCISSORS READY, COVERED EYES OR NO!!!!
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| 21:52:10 |
Bex | gets larger scissors from the chatroom cupboard
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| 21:52:29 |
HStorm | Mwuhahahahaahahahaaaaaaa!!!!
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| 21:52:34 |
Darren | runs off to Aranel's Kitchen and grabs large knife
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| 21:52:39 |
Darren | don't even think about it!
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| 21:52:50 |
Jobe- | entered the channel
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| 21:52:52 |
HStorm | Know what fate awaits you should you antagonise us again!!!
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| 21:53:00 |
Darren | took a Pie from the cupboard and throws it at HStorm
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| 21:53:05 |
Darren | knocks him out unconcious!
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| 21:53:08 |
Bex | chases Darren with scissors
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| 21:53:11 |
Jobe | disconnected
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| 21:53:17 |
Jobe- | changed name to Jobe
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| 21:53:26 |
Keith | disconnected
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| 21:53:27 |
HStorm | gets out a cricket bat and hits the pie straight back at Darren
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| 21:53:52 |
Darren | throws Jobe a can of oil
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| 21:54:56 |
Alex | Sorry, fell asleep there
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| 21:55:04 |
HStorm | Were we boring you?
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| 21:55:07 |
Darren | You missed my nakedness
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| 21:55:18 |
Darren | don't worry, it's all logged if you wish to read it :P
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| 21:55:20 |
HStorm | A well-timed bit of sleep there
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| 21:55:25 |
LordF | aims and fires a bright orange laser at Darren from his handheld Laser Screwdriver©("Who'd have Sonic?") thus frying Darren to a crisp.
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| 21:55:48 |
Darren | can't be eaten he's too big
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| 21:55:58 |
Bex | has a large mouth
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| 21:56:01 |
Darren | http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=yHK6fZ8216c < am I forgiven guys?
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| 21:56:09 |
HStorm | believes that Darren's opinion on size is very much Darren's own
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| 21:57:36 |
Bex | hopes this is not Jobe's video of naked Darren that Darren is linking to
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| 21:57:56 |
Alex | No, i'm just drunk!
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| 21:58:00 |
Keith | entered the channel
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| 21:58:31 |
Alex | Was this a stupid thing to do? ---> http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=tkTnghmDdYA
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| 21:58:32 |
HStorm | Save us from the nakedness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111one
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| 21:58:41 |
Bex | offers Alex a can of soberness :)
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| 21:58:57 |
Alex | (read the description to get it)
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| 21:59:02 |
Bex | saves HStorm from the nakedness!!!!!!!!!!!1111111one
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| 21:59:21 |
HStorm | Thanks Bex! You're my heroine
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| 22:00:01 |
Bex | considers naming herself Anti-Nakedness Girl
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| 22:00:17 |
HStorm | Okay....but
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| 22:00:24 |
Bex | No, wait. SUPER Anti-Nakedness Girl!
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| 22:00:25 |
HStorm | don't use your powers on Nicole Kidman please
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| 22:00:43 |
HStorm | Thank you! You remain my heroine
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| 22:01:10 |
Darren | :D I like it
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| 22:01:24 |
Darren | the comedy corridoor music that is
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| 22:04:35 |
Darren | http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=J31klTM6q78
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| 22:11:57 |
Darren | Ah well, that's one 'friend' out of my life now for good
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| 22:12:48 |
HStorm | Didn't the nakedness earlier destroy half a dozen others?
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| 22:13:18 |
Darren | He constantly made fun of me in front of others, and when I put my foot down and told him I wasn't going to take it any longer, he's been off with me ever since. Well tonight he asked if I had stopped acting like a dick etc, and I told him that he must have some grudge against me or something to carry on as he did. So I told him it's not worth wasting my texts on him trying to talk if he's going
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| 22:13:19 |
Darren | to be like this
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| 22:13:36 |
Darren | so, that's pretty much it now. I've known him for 11 years too
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| 22:13:54 |
Darren | then again, i've had friends who have treated me better in a year than he has in eleven
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| 22:14:04 |
HStorm | But do you like him as a person?
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| 22:14:07 |
Caei | but is it really safe?
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| 22:14:11 |
Darren | To be honest, not really
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| 22:14:12 |
Caei | woah cool, let me try that!
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| 22:14:23 |
Darren | I've put up with his comments for a long time
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| 22:14:43 |
Bex | Meh, sounds nasty :(
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| 22:14:49 |
Darren | he does it to a lot of people, when I stand up and tell him I won't be pushed around he doesn't like it
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| 22:15:34 |
Darren | there is also another reason why I think he doesn't wish to speak to me anymore, but i'm not going to be putting it here thats for sure :P
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| 22:15:41 |
Keith | disconnected
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| 22:23:07 |
Darren | and the chat dies!
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| 22:25:16 |
HStorm | licks the finger he was scratching with
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| 22:25:32 |
Alex | left the channel
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| 22:26:03 |
HStorm | chooses not to informa anybody about which particular bit of his anatomy he was scratching
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| 22:26:44 |
Darren | depends what you was scratching at the time
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| 22:26:49 |
Darren | probably best you dont
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| 22:26:54 |
Darren | but i'm sure we can all imagine
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| 22:27:22 |
Bex | would rather not imagine
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| 22:27:25 |
HStorm | But I can say it's bigger than the one you have, by the evidence you provided earlier
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| 22:28:54 |
Darren | provided evidence?
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| 22:32:43 |
worMatty | LordF Darren - MKW?
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| 22:33:13 |
HStorm | can't believe the weekend's over al-bollockin'-ready
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| 22:33:28 |
LordF | Not tonight worMatty, exam tomorrow
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| 22:37:34 |
Bex | Good luck for that exam
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| 22:38:35 |
Darren | erm maybe later!
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| 22:38:45 |
Darren | well actually
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| 22:38:47 |
Darren | not tonight really
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| 22:38:51 |
Darren | got to be up early tomorrow
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| 22:38:59 |
Darren | and good luck with that exam also!
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| 22:40:20 |
Darren | has a feeling HStorm was scratching his head
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| 22:41:24 |
HStorm | Mondieu, Darren is slow
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| 22:41:32 |
HStorm | But it was actually my foot
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| 22:41:40 |
HStorm | MY FEET ARE HUUUUUUUGE!!!!
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| 22:45:01 |
worMatty | And tasty? :S
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| 22:45:20 |
HStorm | I'm not sure how you found that out
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| 22:45:30 |
worMatty | You licked your finger after
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| 22:45:55 |
Darren | yeah that was a bit strange
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| 22:46:25 |
HStorm | How disappointing. I wanted it to be gross
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| 22:47:13 |
Darren | would have been if you had scratched your arse perhaps, but you didn't (thankfully)
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| 22:47:32 |
HStorm | And how can you be sure?
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| 22:47:46 |
HStorm | I might have done so and simply not mentioned it
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| 22:49:13 |
Darren | what, and licked it afterwards? I doubt it
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| 22:49:26 |
HStorm | But can you be SURE?
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| 22:49:30 |
Darren | suggests we re-open the outright filth
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| 22:49:34 |
Darren | the chances are slim :P
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| 22:49:54 |
HStorm | My finger can reach my botty
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| 22:50:00 |
HStorm | It can reach my mouth
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| 22:50:37 |
Darren | and i'm sure the hundreds of people reading the logs will agree with that, but I am still saying the chances are slim =P
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| 22:50:51 |
HStorm | So you aren't sure then
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| 22:51:16 |
Darren | it's not impossible
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| 22:51:51 |
HStorm | mixes some chocolate in a bowl. Dips finger in and holds up a bit of brown stuff
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| 22:51:55 |
HStorm | ANyone want to taste the choccie?
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| 22:52:19 |
Darren | ugh no thanks!
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| 22:52:22 |
Darren | all the more for you
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| 22:52:39 |
HStorm | So you accept it IS possible?
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| 22:53:33 |
Darren | The question is, did you do it?
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| 22:53:47 |
HStorm | Might have
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| 22:53:59 |
HStorm | You have to judge
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| 22:55:33 |
LordF | disconnected
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| 22:56:26 |
HStorm | Why do you make that judgement?
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| 22:57:41 |
worMatty | disconnected
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| 22:59:51 |
HStorm | gives Caei a telescope through which CLouseau spied on her making love to a tortoise
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| 22:59:56 |
Caei | thanks hstorm
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| 23:03:07 |
HStorm | AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| 23:03:56 |
Bex | 's ears explode
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| 23:04:12 |
HStorm | Slight panic
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| 23:04:42 |
Bex | is scared of wasps too
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| 23:05:41 |
HStorm | is triumphant as he has swatted the wasp!!!!
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| 23:05:48 |
Darren | I don't think you would =P thats why I make that judgement
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| 23:05:51 |
Darren | and bloody wasps!
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| 23:05:55 |
Darren | I can't stand the things :(
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| 23:08:28 |
HStorm | ?me changes outfits and becomes Super Anti-nakedness Woman's plucky sidekick, The Amazing Waspswatterman!!
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| 23:08:46 |
HStorm | changes outfits and becomes Super Anti-nakedness Woman's plucky sidekick, The Amazing Waspswatterman!!
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| 23:10:21 |
HStorm | *The Amazing Waspswatterman beats up his keyboard for typoing all evening like a b*tch*
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| 23:11:07 |
Caei | getting my brain out was the easy part. the hard part was getting my brain out
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| 23:11:08 |
Caei | Muwahahahahaha.
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| 23:11:11 |
Bex | With our powers combined we will destroy all nudity and wasp-related evil! And make a killing in comic sales!
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| 23:12:02 |
HStorm | And we shall defeat our evil archenemy; THe Naked Wasp!!!!!
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| 23:12:12 |
HStorm | To the Anti-nudity poles!!!!
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| 23:13:13 |
Bex | hands HStorm the Electric Swatter of Might and grabs her Golden Towel of Anti-Nudity
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| 23:15:07 |
HStorm | *Points to the top of a high bulding* Anti-nakedness Woman! It's the Naked Wasp! Where's the very large can of Raid?
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| 23:15:40 |
Bex | gets it out of the fridge and passes it
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| 23:16:07 |
HStorm | sprays masses of Raid at the top of the building
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| 23:16:24 |
HStorm | Oh pooooo! I missed and gassed that room
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| 23:16:32 |
HStorm | Oh it's okay, it's just Darren's room
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| 23:16:57 |
Darren | isn't a wasp :S
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| 23:16:59 |
Bex | uses the elasticity of the golden towel and anchors it to the building top
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| 23:18:00 |
Bex | tries to climb up but remembers how unfit and heavy she is and decides against it
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| 23:18:09 |
HStorm | If you're uaing the towel as a lasso...
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| 23:18:13 |
HStorm | what are you wearing?
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| 23:18:48 |
Bex | Anti-Nakedness Girl is never naked. I have the Censor Bar of covering!
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| 23:19:01 |
HStorm | Oh that's okay then
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| 23:19:03 |
Bex | Well, censor bars
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| 23:19:38 |
Bex | re-covers herself with the towel
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| 23:19:57 |
Bex | Maybe we could throw Raid-soaked towels at him?
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| 23:20:13 |
HStorm | Good thinking, Batman.... er I mean, Anti-nakedness Woman
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| 23:20:48 |
Bex | uses towel cloning ability to make tons of towels
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| 23:22:06 |
Bex | sprays them all with Raid
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| 23:22:13 |
HStorm | The world need never be naked again once all these towels are distributed to all!
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| 23:22:27 |
HStorm | And all the wasps'll die out
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| 23:22:35 |
Bex | And they will be free from wasp attack
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| 23:22:54 |
Bex | So the world is safe again
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| 23:22:57 |
HStorm | Great minds and all that
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| 23:23:06 |
Caei | didn't you just pump it out on the ground. narf
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| 23:23:13 |
Bex | hands Darren a free towel
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| 23:23:21 |
HStorm | Another great triumph for Anti-nakedness Woman and Waspswatterman!!
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| 23:23:33 |
Bex | Yes, Caei, but we need to get it everywhere
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| 23:23:38 |
Darren | thinks it should be made into a comic
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| 23:23:48 |
HStorm | Doesn't quite flow off the tongue like Batman and Robin, but at least we don't have the plastic nipples and codpieces
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