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Face Off
Treguard was always well known for his eye bulging and weird expressions but now Mogdred's joining in too!
Welcome to the Knightmare just for fun Caption Competition. Some of the pictures are easier to think of captions for than the others but it's all part of the fun. Every few weeks a new picture is made available for you to submit captions to. The previous weeks entries are placed onto a voting page for you to pick your favourite entry.
To view a list of the previous pictures and captions click here.
Entries
| Name | Caption | Votes |
| Aldude | The reactions on hearing that they're been sacked in favour of freelancers | 0 |
| Aldude | Mogdred's X-factor audition doesn't seem to have a positive effect on the judges | 1 |
| Aldude | Mogdred realises who stole his chain mail thong | 2 |
| Pooka | Mogdred: "I like the flowers, I like the daffodils..." | 0 |
| Thanatos | Mogdred didn't like the new helmet either. | 0 |
| Robin | For fear of alienating younger viewers, it was not revealed what was going on underneath the screenshots but we can now reveal Motley was playing with his bauble." | 0 |
| Scott Wilkinson | Mogdred and Treguard compete in a most effective staring contest. | 1 |
| Lenin Bellend | Ere man, ang on a sec.. mmmmmmrp.. ahhh, plop. thats better. | 0 |
| Lenin Bellend | Mordred: hello, can you tell me if you have to pay in this car park | 0 |
| Lenin Bellend | Tregard: A dont know luv, but av just shit me sen! | 0 |
| Natter45 | Tregaurd:Mogred Sodoff will You,You Tosser. | 1 |
| Natter45 | Oh No Double The Trouble,Double The Stare and Double the Action | 0 |
| Natter45 | Ladies And Gentleman Please Welcome The Knightmare Stare Duo | 0 |
| Natter45 | We are in the 12th day of the staring competion finals and they are still going,Fuck this I'm going for a pint | 1 |
| Mr Flibble | Stop Looking at me like that! | 0 |
| James Aukett | Mogdred: "I pity the fool who doesn't request a knightmare.org.uk e-mail account!" | 0 |
| James Aukett | Treguard: "Is that a carrot in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?" | 0 |
| James Aukett | Both: "WHAAAATTTT???? Who on earth does this Gabriel think he is, trying to overtake the entire dungeon?" | 0 |
| Random-bloke#48 | When Mogdred revealed himself, Treguard really did look upon Mogdred and quail... | 0 |
| pumfster | Mogdred and Treguard are both visibly disgusted when during the Knightmare christmas party, Mildred performs an impromptu pole dance. | 0 |
| Natter45 | Both:We Saved A lot of Euro and Are Life Forces with Knightmare Broadband | 0 |
| Neil Jones | Day 27 in the Big Brother house. Treguard and Mogdred are in the bathroom. | 0 |
| pumfster | Mogdred is highly narked as Treguard spellcasts away the top of his head | 1 |
| pumfster | Treguard :- Mogdred leave my elf alone, only I can do that!!! | 0 |
| pumfster | Treguard - Would you like to see my centrefuge. Mogdred - No not really | 0 |
| Mr Flibble | Treguard: "Look at me when I'm talking to you, Mogdred!" | 0 |
| Mr Flibble | Treguard: "What?! You mean you've been given a part in the new BBC Robin Hood series and I haven't!" | 0 |
| Natter45 | Ohh My Goodness our Dungeon Guinness It is Only For A limited Time At 5 Gold Pieces | 0 |
| Thomas Wilkinson | Mogdred - "TREGUARD! Are you smoking again?" Treguard - "Who me?!" | 1 |
| James Aukett | It's September 1995, and both Mogdred and Treguard are disgusted that Fun House has taken over as the last programme to be shown on a Friday afternoon.... | 0 |
| Natter45 | We Have Just Won 75 Million Pounds in the Knightmare Sweep-Stakes | 0 |
| Danny | One could have a Mercedes and the other a Bugatti! (Veyron) | 0 |
| Pooka | As Mogdred tries to look menacing, Treguard notices for the first time that he wears a black woolly hat. | 0 |
| Natter45 | Mogdred:Hello Treguard do you want to play a game.Treguard:Don't you dare do stare at me,SPELLCASTING S-M-E-G-H-E-A-D,(why is he staring at me for) | 0 |
| David | Knightstare. | 0 |
| David | Mogdred and Treguard admire the results of Lillith's latest facelift. | 1 |
| David | Mogdred: *Gasp* Treguard: "What's up, Mogdred?" Mogdred: "I finally decided to look upon myself for a change. It's... I'm... *sobs* what have I been putting those poor kids through?" | 0 |
| David | Mogdred: "I can't believe it! Merlin got his own spin-off: VIM'll Fix It." Treguard: "What? This is an outrage! Why don't I get my own show? ...Oh." | 0 |
| David | Mogdred: "I'm not a liar! I told you, it's a seven-foot carp! Look." Treguard: "My word. So you weren't exaggerating about the success of your fishing trip after all." | 1 |
| David | Mogdred: "If I make this face, do I look like..." Treguard: "Oi! It's my turn to make a face. I bet I look like..." Mogdred: "Who cares? You make faces all the time." | 0 |
| David | On a visit to Dunswater Shopping Centre, Treguard is horrified to spot a hoodie openly flouting the ban. | 0 |
| David | Mogdred and Treguard listen to the KMVR theme. | 0 |
| David | Elita: "I really need to come up with a catchphrase before Series 5 starts." Treguard: "Mogdred, can we stop this now? I'm getting faceache." Elita: "Bingo! Yes, I'll go and play bingo with the other elves. They'll help me think of something." | 0 |
| David | Mogdred: "What in the Underworld is that?" Treguard: "I believe they call it... a mullet." Pickle: *Dashing in* My people know it by another name, which roughly translates as 'the old place'. | 0 |
| David | Mogdred: "Why? Why won't he stop asking the way to Amarillo?" Treguard: "I don't know. I just. Don't. Know." | 0 |
| David | Mogdred: "It's Take That. They're... they're back." Treguard: "I never dared dream..." Mogdred: "You were supposed to say, 'for good?'" Treguard: "Was I? Oh. Sorry." Mogdred: "It's alright. Because Take That's back!" *Long pause.* Treguard: "Forever?" *Mogdred huffs.* | 0 |
| David | Fight-fight-fight, blight-blight-blight, the Treguard and Mogdred Show! | 0 |
| David | Treguard and Mogdred are alarmed to find a room with four walls. | 0 |
| Natter45 | Mogdred:Happy Birthday Treguard Treguard:Oh Thanks Mogdred,just what i wanted a Knightmare wrestling game for the KM2 Thanks | 0 |
| Pooka | Mogdred sings Wall Aid. | 0 |
| Robin | After seeing the effect of the Medusa on Chris, Treguard and Mogdred decided to sample getting stoned themselves. | 0 |
| Robin | Neither the Opposition nor the Powers that Be were able to progress far on the X Factor. | 0 |
| Robin | "You call *that* a decent Christmas present?!" | 0 |
| Robin | The latest pair is booted off Strictly come Dancing. | 0 |
| Robin | Hugo and John's reactions to Hugo's future self on Dick and Dom. | 0 |
| Robin | "There's somebody at the door!" | 0 |
| pumfster | A tense situation arises as Mogdred does not appreciate Treguard's comment about him needing to work on his sun tan | 0 |
| pumfster | Blind Date throws up a rather unusual pairing!!! | 0 |
| pumfster | Mogdred - Let's have a party Treguard, I'll bring the finger food, you contact the stripper | 0 |
| Robin | How to make a dungeon master quail in one easy lesson.. | 0 |
| Robin | That's right John and Hugo, in celebrity job swap this week you're going to be teachers! | 0 |
| Robin | "Hands off my jaffa cakes!" | 0 |
| Robin | PARP! | 0 |
| Aldude | Treguard discovers who ate all the pies... | 0 |
| Natter45 | (Treguard and Mogdred Stare at each other for the last piece of Knightmare Blueberry Pie)Treguard:The Last Piece of pie is mine Mogdred. Mogdred:You ate the last 3 pieces of the pie so i get it.(Tregaurd and Mogdred have a staring contest of the last piece of pie) | 0 |
| Mr Flibble | Mogdred and Treguard think back to a time when the Knightmare Caption Competition was updated more regularly | 0 |
| Mr Flibble | Mogdred and Treguard react upon learning that Chester City face a possible tie with Swansea City in the fourth round of the FA Cup | 0 |
| FreddieQ | Mogdred: "Err, you will never defeat me Treyguard! HA HA HA HA!". Treyguard:"Oh really? Bring it on. I will beat you at anything!" | 0 |
| FreddieQ | "Mogdred and Treyguard the face off of the century." Who will win? Watch and see.......... (Obviously Treyguard.) | 0 |
| pumfster | Mogdred have you half-inched my feather duster again, this antichamber really needs a clean!!! | 0 |
| pumfster | Mogdred and Treguard are both clearly disgusted after catching Majida having an affair with .... A MIDGET ... MIDGET ... MIDGET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | 0 |
| pumfster | If there is one thing I hate more than that bloody fishing trip, it's the caption competition not being updated!!! | 0 |
| pumfster | Aiy Carumba, Macarena and a conga in the corner, England beat New Zealand by 3 wickets!!!! Cheer up Aussie Treguard!!! | 0 |
| Mr Flibble | Mogdred: "Knock knock!" Treguard: "Who's there?" Mogdred: "Biggish" Treguard: "Biggish who?" Mogdred: "No thanks" Treguard: "Shut up, you pleb!" | 2 |
| Mr Flibble | Mogdred and Treguard look stunned when hearing that the very average League Two striker, Jon walters has signed for Championship side, Ipswich Town, in deal worth up to £250, 000. | 0 |
| David | Treguard: "I feel that one of us should be saying something about Celebrity Big Brother. Y'know, topical satire, and witty enough to override the shameless bandwagon-jumping, yet relevant also to our facial expressions." | 0 |
| David | "Festus is the Banker?!" | 0 |
| pumfster | Treguard and Mogdred prepare to run amok as they realise that the caption competition has still not been updated!!! | 0 |
| pumfster | The Fulham faithful show their obvious displeasure at the 4-0 home thumping in the FA Cup against the mighty Tottenham Hotspur FC. | 0 |
| Mr Flibble | Mogdred of Wrexham and Treguard of Chester Ciy show us what they thought of the performance of their favoured teams in the recent nil-nil draw between the two local rivals | 0 |
| Mr Flibble | Mogdred: "I've been on this caption competition for three months now and I'm getting very annoyed! The updating of this is Too Slow!" Treguard: "I'm losing the will to live now." | 0 |
| tomws | RHODRI | 0 |
| pumfster | Hip Hop fans from all backgrounds are visibly disgusted that Snoop Dogg has been denied an Australian Visa. | 0 |
| pumfster | Hey Dreddy, fancy a game of Block and Tackle hide 'n' seek? | 0 |
| pumfster | The British number 1 and 2 wait with baited breath to see if they will gain a wild card entry to Wimbledon this year!!! | 0 |
| pumfster | Mogdred for manager at the Deva Stadium!!! The attacking play dare not be too slow then!!! | 0 |
| Mr Flibble | There is the feeling of anger and surprise upon hearing the release of Chester City favourite, Drewe Broughton | 0 |
| Mr Flibble | Mogdred: "Ooooh! Bobby, Bobby! Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby Williamson!" Treguard: "Who?" | 0 |
| Mr Flibble | Mogdred: "Boo to all the political voting on the Eurovision Song Contest. Scooch were far better than that ugly Serbian gezer bird who sounded in pain." Treguard: "I can't believe those three sexy Russian women in short skirts didn't win." | 0 |
| Natter45 | Mogdred : [singing] Molitva, kao ar na mojim usnama je molitva, mesto re?i samo ime tvoje. Tregaurd : What the hell are to singing!!!! Mogdred : It is the Eurovision Song Contest Winning song from Serbia, Anyway why did I here you singing Flying the flag for you in the shower.[Mogdred and Tregaurd stare at each other] | 0 |
| Mr Flibble | Mogdred: "Burn with me, Treguard!" | 0 |
| Mr Flibble | Treguard is taken aback as Mogdred tells him the news that Morcambe have been promoted into the English Fottball League for the first time in the clubs history. | 0 |
| Mr Flibble | Mogdred and Treguard look really really really estactic about Chester City's first preseason friendly match being against Raith Rovers. | 0 |
| Mr Flibble | Mogdred: "I pity the fool who does not wish Mr. T a happy birthday!" Treguard (nerviously): "Happy birthday, Mr. T" | 0 |
| Mr Flibble | Mogdred: "Chester Boughton Hall beat Nantwich by seven wickets on the weekend." Treguard: "Gosh, that is a good result for the Filkins Lane lot isn't it, Moggers?" Mogdred: "Er, yes, if you say so." | 0 |
| Mr Flibble | Mogdred: "Paul Carden has just signed for Accrington Stanley." Treguard: "I can see them struggling to stay in League Two now this forthcoming season." | 0 |
| Mr Flibble | Mogdred: "A fourteen year old lad has just become the youngest player to score a century in the ECB Premier Cricket League." Treguard: "Only fourteen, eh? Hhmmm, that is very impressive." | 0 |
| Mr. Fish | Mogdred: "My dog has just dumped on your lawn. Mwuhaha." Treguard: "Grr." | 0 |
| Scorch | Treguard: Bet i make you blink first! | 0 |
| Natter45 | [Tregaurd & Mogdred Watching The eurovision results and shocked to see Ireland at the bottom of the Leaderboard] Tregaurd: Looks like we are better then Ireland so you have to do your Forfit. Mogdred: Grrr [Hopping around wearing a dunce cap and a loser sign over his neck] | 0 |
| Mr Flibble | Mogdred: "Treguard, you're a meffy mong! Ha Ha Ha!" | 0 |
* Many thanks to Nicholas Lam for not ripping off my head and spitting down my neck for using his pictures.
* If you're a dungeoneer or actor portrayed in these pictures please do not take offence at any of the submitted captions. It is designed to be a fun way of having a comical view on Knightmare.