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Contemplating Prizes
Ben, James, Alan and Nathan from Salisbury all stare enthralled with their new prize having defeated the dungeon in S6.
Welcome to the Knightmare just for fun Caption Competition. Some of the pictures are easier to think of captions for than the others but it's all part of the fun. Every few weeks a new picture is made available for you to submit captions to. The previous weeks entries are placed onto a voting page for you to pick your favourite entry.
To vote for last times winning entry click here.
To view a list of the previous pictures and captions click here.
Submit your entries for this week in the form below. Entries
| Name | Caption |
| ALJ123456 | Yes, yes, very nice...Next time give us one each! |
| David | Alan: "Agh! Don't steal my left elbow!" |
| David | Frightknight: "And the final question: what would you like to see in the next series?" Ben: "Keep Pickle, he's great." Nathan: "And the master/assistant relationship is definitely something to explore between Lord Fear and Skarkill too." Frightknight: "And that concludes the meeting of the KM Focus Group! Thanks so much, guys, we'll take your excellent suggestions on board!" |
| David | "OK, so we won, big deal, the important thing is that you get us home for Christmas!" |
| David | Frightknight: "Did Ah evur tayll you boys 'bout the tahm Ah caught mahself the biggest ol' fish in all the realm? Twenny foot lung that fishy wus, and I sayd ta Treg, "Woowee, Heavens ta Betsy, there won't be no exaggeratin' this critter!" Treguard: "As I recall, it was a malnourished goldfish." |
| Billy | They soon regretted calling it 'Muhammed'. |
| ID | Maybe we can get part exchange on, er, something very cheap and nasty. |
| ID | I always thought Treguard was taller than that. |
| Mr. Fish | Freightknight: "Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, don't look around the eyes, look into my eyes..." |
| Mr. Fish | Great, we got a handy dandy paperweight/envelope opener desk buddy.. now where's the proper prize? |
| Mr. Fish | Spellcasting E-B-A-Y |
| Mr. Fish | Hmm.. How come we can't just have a gold bar each instead? |
| FreddieQ | IT'S A MINI FRIGHTNIGHT, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! |
| FreddieQ | Hmmmm, what is it? |
| FreddieQ | What happened? Did we win? I can't remember! |
| FreddieQ | Oooooo shiny! |
| Frightknightrider | "...Is that it?!!" |
| Natter45 | Nathan and Co: We kicked ass for the Powers that be. Tregaurd: Yeah yeah we get that all the time Now of you go with the trophy now, Spellcasting S-O-D-O-F-F-H-O-M-E |
| Natter45 | Nathan: [Looking unsatisfied] I don't know guys it might be valueable in years to come but what do you think. Others: Take it with us |
| Natter45 | Tregaurd: Okay you won the kitchen appliences, a £5000 trip to sydney Austrailia and the new Nissan Qashqai. But you're going away with the frightknight trophy as well. |
| Scott Wilkinson | Treguard - Ok, team, here's all you're gonna have. Now bugger off. |
| David | "They're just boys, I don't think they've got anything to do with the Dark Si- ...alright, alright, I'll use the Force! Just get out of my head, Merlin!" The team encounters Luke Cloudwalker, a young Jedi Frightknight. |
| David | "Hey there! I'm Fred the Fair Fishing Frightknight, and I'm here to let YOU know that overstating the triumph of your angling expeditions is SO not cool! Remember now: [To the tune of 'Knick Knack Paddywack'] Even if you catch no fish, truth should be your only wish!" |
| David | Photographer: "OK, let's remove that trophy and set up for a photo of the winners and Mr. Myatt." Tim Child: "Certainly. We'll title it 'Victors and Hugo'." |
| David | "Aren't we lucky that we only needed one clue object to get through Level 1? Otherwise, we may never have completed the quest and won this frightknight trophy." |
| David | "Aren't we lucky that we had only two clue objects to pick on Level 2, meaning there was no possibility of choosing the wrong one? Otherwise, we may never have completed the quest and won this frightknight trophy." |
| David | "Aren't we lucky that we only needed one clue object to get through Level 3? Otherwise, we may never have completed the quest and won this frightknight trophy." |
| David | "Aren't we lucky that Pickle interrupted when we started to cast that BACKFIRE spell during the encounter with Peggatty? Otherwise, we may never have completed the quest and won this frightknight trophy." |
| David | "Aren't we lucky that Treguard offered us a clear, threefold hint over the 'TRICK or TREAT' spell scroll? Otherwise, we may never have completed the quest and won this frightknight trophy." |
| David | "Beneath my armour,I am Fryto,the god of fertiliser! I have come to you to usher in an era of improved manure.I shall call it the Greater Dung Eon!" |
| David | "You ain't seen me, (f)right?" |
| David | "Does my bum look big in this?" |
| David | "There was an... incident. Long story short, two Oscars, three Bullies and a Dusty Bin got slaughtered. I need a place to hide out until it all blows over." |
| David | "Guys, I may look tough, under this little frightknight helmet I have a head of seriously unmanageable hair. So do me a good turn and tell me what shampoo you use." |
| David | Ben: "We had the washing machine, the BHS vouchers, the Sega Megadrive and the weekend in Cornwall. And you all wanted to swap that for what was in the Mystery Box. Well, I hope you're happy!" |
| David | Nathan: "Staring at this frightknight is about as interesting as watching Ben try." Treguard: "Don't you mean, 'watching paint dry'?" Nathan: "I know what I mean." |
| David | "What? This isn't Armourholics Anonymous..." |
| David | Ben: "Er, we think it's d, an Automatum." Tim Child: "Close enough! Well done, you've passed the audition!" |
| David | "Hey there! I'm Philip the Fair Voting Frightknight, and I'm here to tell YOU that voting for your own captions is uuuncooool! Remember: [To the tune of 'This Old Man'] You spoil other people's fun, if you vote for Number One!" |
| David | The team is confronted by a miniature nuclear physicist in protective armour. Work on his new invention is not going well, but when the team asks about his 'Fission Drip', he exaggerates its success. |
| David | "Remember me?" "B-but we thought you were..." "Sold on eBay? No such luck, mate. I'm back, and I want revenge!" |
| David | "Yes, it depicts the early effects of his advancing years rather well. But I think it looks more like Mick Jagger." |
| David | "Four Caption Competitions ago, we were just a group of lads chewing pencils. You never know what life has in store." |
| David | "So when does Mr. Karl want it back by?" |
| Mr Flibble | Nathan: "Maybe we can ask Hordriss to perform a spell so that we can all have a Frightknight each?" Alan: "No Nathan, he's not real. None of this is real, it's just a gameshow, you idiot." |
| Mr Flibble | I forgot the k, sorry everyone, I let myself down just then |
| Mr Flibble | Frightnight: "Come on then! I'll take you all on! I'll cut you to pieces!" Advisors: "Shut up you pleb!" |
| pumfster | The team look on rather unimpressed with the class of opposition, as Lord Fear's latest spell goes horribly wrong!!! |
| Mr Knightmare 1987 | Advisor: "Ok. I'll clap and if it blinks stick your pencil in it!!!" |
| Mr Flibble | Advisor: "Don't worry, it can't attack us if we don't stop staring at it!" |
| rogue | Jesus Christ, it's a fright knight !!!! |
| Alex Smith | Frightknight: "I'm huge!" |
| Alex Smith | Advisor: "Well, it could make a good letter opener, I guess." |
| Billy | Pixel's new 'dark' revamp failed to impress the latest team. |
| Alex Smith | Advisor: “If we knew that’s all we were going to get we’d have chucked him off a cliff in level 1.” |
| Alex Smith | The boys weren’t impressed at the prize for such a successful fishing trip. |
| Aldude | The frightknight cult's suggest of mass suicide didn't go down too well with the latest chapter |
| Aldude | The lads weren't too impressed by the latest transformer toy |
| Martin | Frightknight: "What, that's my prize? Four humans with centre partings? Why'd I bother?" |
| Scott Wilkinson | Surely they didn't feel threatened by a little fright knight to sit still and be quite? |
| Billy | "We won the caption competition! I knew all that voting for ourselves would win it" |
| Scott Wilkinson | Ben - "Hmm, not much to be proud of, is it?" James - "What did you expect? A gold medal?" Alan - "Probably would have been worth it. Oh well, guess it'll have to do." |
| Billy | "But is it art?" |
* Many thanks to Nicholas Lam for not ripping off my head and spitting down my neck for using his pictures.
* If you're a dungeoneer or actor portrayed in these pictures please do not take offence at any of the submitted captions. It is designed to be a fun way of having a comical view on Knightmare.